This will be a quick post because let’s face the facts; who actually likes to talk about shit?! Not I.
I’m going to tell you right now my husband has already put in an order with me for like 6 bottles of this miracle spray for his work *laughs*. He works with all dudes, -1 girl. Poor thing *shakes head*.
THIS SHIT WORKS—no pun intended. You literally spray 2-4 squirts ;) in the toilet after YOU KNOW WHAT… & no one will ever know you shat. Well they will, but they won’t be able to judge you on how bad your poo stinks. This miracle mist 100% COVERS your poo odor. It is not like those other “fragrance” sprays that leaves the bathroom smelling like florally shit. You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about… subtle rose with a pungent poo stank! Not cool bro, not cool.
Look no further guys. This is the most effective & easiest recipe you’ll ever need. Also makes your bathroom smell like you just cleaned the shit out of it from top to bottom; again, no pun intended. I tried to be conservative with the name of this miracle poo mist. You’re welcome future guests in my home. Ok, let’s do this shit ;)
SHIT YOU’LL NEED:
2 oz. Spray Bottle
Teeny tiny funnel
1 Tsp. Rubbing alcohol
15 drops Lemongrass Essential Oil
15 drops Peppermint Essential Oil
HOW TO DO THE SHIT:
1. Using a teeny tiny funnel (or not if you have navy seal precise accuracy) pour rubbing alcohol & essential oils into your spray bottle. FUN FACT: The rubbing alcohol keeps the essential oils from separating from the water; so you don’t have to shake it before each use. Whaaaat uuupppp!
2. Add enough water to fill the rest of the bottle & give it a shake like it’s a mother-fudging shake weight!
3. Squirt 2-4 pumps directly into the toilet bowl after poo has been evacuated.
4. No one can judge you now <3 YW.
Love it! We call it fart spray at my house :)
HAHA I love it!!! Shit is the best ;)