Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

This will be a quick post because let’s face the facts; who actually likes to talk about shit?! Not I.


I’m going to tell you right now my husband has already put in an order with me for like 6 bottles of this miracle spray for his work *laughs*. He works with all dudes, -1 girl. Poor thing *shakes head*.


THIS SHIT WORKS—no pun intended. You literally spray 2-4 squirts ;) in the toilet after YOU KNOW WHAT… & no one will ever know you shat. Well they will, but they won’t be able to judge you on how bad your poo stinks. This miracle mist 100% COVERS your poo odor. It is not like those other “fragrance” sprays that leaves the bathroom smelling like florally shit. You know EXACTLY what I’m talking about… subtle rose with a pungent poo stank! Not cool bro, not cool.


Look no further guys. This is the most effective & easiest recipe you’ll ever need. Also makes your bathroom smell like you just cleaned the shit out of it from top to bottom; again, no pun intended. I tried to be conservative with the name of this miracle poo mist. You’re welcome future guests in my home. Ok, let’s do this shit ;)

 


SHIT YOU’LL NEED:

2 oz. Spray Bottle

Teeny tiny funnel

1 Tsp. Rubbing alcohol

15 drops Lemongrass Essential Oil

15 drops Peppermint Essential Oil

Water

 

HOW TO DO THE SHIT:

1.    Using a teeny tiny funnel (or not if you have navy seal precise accuracy) pour rubbing alcohol & essential oils into your spray bottle. FUN FACT: The rubbing alcohol keeps the essential oils from separating from the water; so you don’t have to shake it before each use. Whaaaat uuupppp!

2.    Add enough water to fill the rest of the bottle & give it a shake like it’s a mother-fudging shake weight!

3.    Squirt 2-4 pumps directly into the toilet bowl after poo has been evacuated.

4.    No one can judge you now <3 YW.

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

Toot Toot Spray

 

Comments

Submitted by Megan (not verified) on Fri, 10/20/2017 - 08:14

Love it! We call it fart spray at my house :)

HAHA I love it!!! Shit is the best ;)

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