Nails and Fails of a Crude Mom https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/ en Chocolate Peanut Butter Swirl Cupcakes | Vegan + GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/05/chocolate-peanut-butter-swirl-cupcakes-vegan-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--216--full.html.twig * node--216.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="216" role="article" about="/index.php/2020/05/chocolate-peanut-butter-swirl-cupcakes-vegan-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Chocolate Peanut Butter Swirl Cupcakes | Vegan + GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-05/Vegan%20Choc%2031.jpg?itok=cI_37BeZ" width="1200" height="1018" alt="Chocolate Peanut Butter Swirl Cupcakes" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/05/chocolate-peanut-butter-swirl-cupcakes-vegan-gf" data-a2a-title="Chocolate Peanut Butter Swirl Cupcakes | Vegan + GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This chocolate cake has officially bumped up to the <strong>number one spot</strong> in my recipe folder! It totally booted my other beloved chocolate cake recipe… <strong><em>&amp; IT’S VEGAN/GF</em></strong>! <em>WHAT</em>?! I’ve made it 3x in one week.<em> I think I may have a slight addiction</em>. It’s by far the most fudgy &amp; moist chocolate cake you will ever bite into! That’s a promise. It puts all other cakes to shame. This is my new GO-TO chocolate cake recipe. My new love.</p> <p> </p> <p>These cupcakes are frosted in a smooth &amp; creamy chocolate/peanut butter swirl! I mean, <strong>WOW</strong>. JUST WOWWW!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>How beautiful is that two-toned frosting?!</em> Check out my video &amp; see how <strong>YOU</strong> can create the two-tone swirl as well 😊! You guys will be experts in no time. It’s all in the practice, guys! You should have seen me try to frost a cupcake my first day on the job. You know those funny memes where cupcakes look like they’re frosted in poo? *<em>raises hand</em>* Those were mine. We all start somewhere!</p> <p> </p> <p>I’m happy to say I’m going to start testing more vegan recipes—I know it’s been a frequently asked question! Ask &amp; you shall receive, lovelies! I have tried paleo… but I’m not going to lie, the no sugar thing wasn’t working out for me ☹ I HAVE NO WILLPOWER &amp; I’m the first to admit it.</p> <p><strong>I. LOVE. SUGAR.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><em>This cake is probably the easiest recipe I have on my blog. One bowl. One whisk. That’s it!</em></p> <p>You should definitely give this cake a chance to show you what you’re missing in your life. I can guarantee it’ll be the newest addition to your recipe folder, too! C’mon, let’s bake some <strong>GOOD </strong>shit! 😉</p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/YEOpYPhJFI0?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 15 cupcakes</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 35(ish) minutes</em></p> <p><em>Recipe adapted from:</em> <a href="https://lovingitvegan.com/vegan-chocolate-cupcakes/">https://lovingitvegan.com/vegan-chocolate-cupcakes/</a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  VEGAN CHOC. CUPCAKES  |</p> <p>1/3 cup white rice flour</p> <p>2/3 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup + 1 Tbsp tapioca starch</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder</p> <p>½ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>½ cup brown sugar</p> <p>1 tsp baking soda</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>1 cup soy milk</p> <p>2 tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>1/3 cup vegetable oil</p> <p>3 Tbsp applesauce</p> <p>1 Tbsp white vinegar</p> <p> </p> <p>|  VEGAN CHOC. BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>¾ cup (12 Tbsp) vegan butter <em>(I prefer Earth Balance)</em></p> <p>3 cups powdered sugar</p> <p>¾ cup unsweetened cocoa powder</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>¼ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>2-3 Tbsp soy milk</p> <p> </p> <p>|  VEGAN PEANUT BUTTER BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>1 cup creamy peanut butter, like SKIPPY <em>(<strong>**NOTE</strong>: not the natural stuff. Not even the no stir stuff. The oil/sugar content is different &amp; your frosting WILL separate. Take my advice? Ok, take my fail. Haha!)</em></p> <p>½ cup vegan butter <em>(I prefer Earth Balance. It is the only one that doesn't get "oily" &amp; separate in the buttercream. Trust me on this!!)</em></p> <p>2 cups powdered sugar</p> <p>½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>3 Tbsp soy milk</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  VEGAN CHOC. CUPCAKES  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F. Line cupcake tins with liners.</p> <p>2.    Sift the white rice flour, brown rice flour, tapioca starch, xanthan gum, baking soda &amp; salt together. Add in the granulated sugar &amp; brown sugar &amp; whisk together.</p> <p>3.    Add the soy milk, vanilla, oil, applesauce &amp; vinegar. Whisk in until there are no big lumps &amp; the batter is smooth <em>(just a minute or so)</em>.</p> <p>4.    Divide the cupcake batter evenly among the cupcake liners. <em>(I use a full, 2 oz cookie scoop to ensure even cupcakes)</em></p> <p>5.    Bake in the oven for 17-20 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Let cool for a few minutes &amp; then remove the cupcakes from the cupcake tray &amp; let cool completely before frosting.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  VEGAN CHOC. BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>1.    Using a handheld electric mixer at low speed, mix the vegan butter, powdered sugar, cocoa powder, vanilla &amp; salt. Gradually increase the speed &amp; add in the soy milk slowly, only adding as much as needed to get the right consistency.</p> <p>2.    Make sure you whip your frosting well in between each addition (Tbsp) of soy milk. You want a nice fluffy frosting, &amp; that is how! Adding too much soy milk can make your frosting break, while adding too little can result in a stiff frosting that tastes like butter. Find the balance! You got this &lt;3 </p> <p> </p> <p>|  VEGAN PEANUT BUTTER BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>1.    Using a handheld electric mixer, beat the vegan butter for a few minutes until soft.</p> <p>2.    Add the peanut butter &amp; beat for a few minutes until light &amp; fluffy. Scrape the bowl a couple times &amp; mix.</p> <p>3.    On low speed, slowly add the powdered sugar until it’s all incorporated. Add in the vanilla.</p> <p>4.    One tablespoon at a time, add the soy milk. Make sure you whip your frosting well in between each addition of soy milk! Once you get the consistency right, beat your frosting for another few minutes to achieve a light &amp; fluffy frosting!</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ASSEMBLY  |</p> <p>1.    Get your frostings in your piping bag!<strong><em> (check out my video to see how you can achieve the beautiful swirl action &lt;3)</em></strong></p> <p>2.    Pipe your cupcakes &amp; NOM the fuuuuudge out of them!!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="vegan choc pb" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1b2ada58-5919-4a92-ab3a-4b0ad82873c0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Choc%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="vegan choc pb" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f645b528-9809-49f4-ba78-9fdd462dfc95" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Choc%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="vegan choc pb" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ce2a9491-d0b7-4b47-8347-8aa7eb5a2118" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Choc%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="vegan choc pb" data-entity-type="file" 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/05/cinnamon-roll-cheesecake" data-a2a-title="Cinnamon Roll Cheesecake"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>If you’re looking for an excuse to have dessert for breakfast,<em> </em><strong>look no further</strong>! Since this is considered a cinnamon roll cheesecake, you don’t have to feel guilty eating dessert for breakfast! Cinnamon rolls <strong><em>ARE </em></strong>a breakfast food, aren’t they?! 😉 You’re welcome!</p> <p> </p> <p>This cheesecake has a crunchy graham cracker crust, filled with creamy cheesecake deliciousness, studded with cinnamon sugar crumbles, &amp; topped with a dusting of cinnamon sugar &amp; a silky cream cheese frosting!</p> <p>How can you say no to this dessert?</p> <p>How can you go on <em>WITHOUT</em> this dessert?!</p> <p>There is <strong>no </strong>going back after trying this recipe.</p> <p> </p> <p>I typically do no-bake cheesecake because I’m <em>THAT </em>lazy. I really hate having to deal with water baths. I also prefer my cheesecake made in a shorter pan. Want to know why?? It’s all about getting a little bit of everything <strong>ALL </strong>in one easy bite! I dislike thick cheesecake when I have to <em>DIVE </em>my fork all the way to the bottom, just to get to the crust, &amp; then it goes beyond the fork &amp; up the handle. What a sticky, unnecessary mess! Let’s do shorter cheesecake &amp; make that shit proportional! ...A proportional flavor savor!! With this cheesecake, you literally get all the <strong>GOOD</strong> stuff in<em> every.single.bite</em>. !!</p> <p> </p> <p>I’m going to be completely honest, this cheesecake actually tastes like a <strong>cinnamon sugar churro</strong>. Weird, right? WRONG! <em>FAAAABULOUS</em>! I would change the name, but then the cream cheese swirl wouldn’t make sense, ya know?? It doesn’t <em>really </em>matter what it’s called, all you need you need to know is it’s guaranteed to be your new favorite! This cheesecake is everything that’s right in the world (&amp; not much is right in the world, so this can only make life better)!</p> <p> </p> <p>My hubby is a cinnamon <strong>JUNKIE</strong>, so he basically <em>SHAT </em>himself when he bit into this bad boy for the first time. We are talking bedroom type eyeroll, if you catch my drift 😉</p> <p><em>Ew</em>, did I just make cheesecake sexual?! Sorry not sorry! It’s THAT good! Haha!! Just trust me, ok?!</p> <p> </p> <p>If you love straight up <strong>DELICIOUS </strong>food, this recipe is for you!</p> <p>Full disclosure: it’s addicting as ffffff! <em>Consider yourself warned.</em></p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9k92PUCZ-Vw?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 9” pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 1 hour + chill time</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GF GRAHAM CRUST  | </p> <p>2 cups gluten-free graham cracker crumbs</p> <p>¼ cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>8 tbsp (1 stick)  unsalted butter, melted</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CINNAMON SUGAR CRUMBLES  |</p> <p>½ cup brown sugar</p> <p>3 Tbsp white rice flour</p> <p>1 Tbsp + 1 tsp cinnamon</p> <p>3 Tbsp melted butter</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CHEESECAKE BATTER  |</p> <p>4 oz white chocolate chips</p> <p>¾ cups + 2 tbsp heavy whipping cream, divided</p> <p>¼ cup powdered sugar</p> <p>8 oz cream cheese, softened at room temperature</p> <p>¼ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>½ tsp cinnamon</p> <p>½ tsp pure vanilla extract</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM CHEESE FROSTING  |</p> <p>1 Tbsp cream cheese, room temperature</p> <p>3 Tbsp butter, room temperature</p> <p>¾ cup powdered sugar, sifted</p> <p>½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>1-2 Tbsp milk</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GF GRAHAM CRUST   |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F.</p> <p>2.    Pulse GF graham crackers in food processor until very fine.</p> <p>3.    Measure out 2 cups crumbs &amp; mix with brown sugar &amp; melted butter.</p> <p>4.    Press into 9” tart pan (bottom &amp; sides).</p> <p>5.    Bake crust for 8 minutes until golden &amp; aromatic!!</p> <p>6.    Set aside to cool while you prepare the filling.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CINNAMON SUGAR CRUMBLES  |</p> <p>1.    Mix together all ingredients until they resemble large, chunky crumbs! Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|   CHEESECAKE BATTER  |</p> <p>1.    Pour ¾ cup heavy whipping cream into the bowl of an electric mixer &amp; beat the heavy cream on medium-high speed until the cream starts to thicken. Slowly add the powdered sugar &amp; continue beating on high speed until stiff peaks form. Set the whipped cream in the fridge until ready to use.</p> <p>2.    In a microwave-safe bowl, combine the white chocolate chips &amp; 2 tbsp of heavy whipping cream. Microwave in 30-second increments, on 50% power, stirring each time until the chocolate is melted &amp; completely smooth. Set aside.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat the softened cream cheese at medium-high speed until it’s completely smooth. Scrape down the sides of the bowl &amp; continue beating.</p> <p>4.    Add the granulated sugar, cinnamon &amp; vanilla extract. Beat until smooth.</p> <p>5.    Add the melted white chocolate, beating until it’s completely mixed into the cream cheese!</p> <p>6.    Take the bowl of mixer off the stand &amp; by hand, gently fold in the whipped cream until it’s completely smooth.</p> <p>7.    Pour half of the filling into the prepared crust, spreading evenly. Sprinkle ¾ of the cinnamon sugar crumbles over the cheesecake layer—gently pat down with hand. Top with remaining cheesecake batter &amp; smooth.</p> <p>8. Sprinkle the top of the cheesecake with cinnamon-sugar. Refrigerate 4-5 hours, <em>MINIMUM</em>. <em>(</em><strong><em>Note:** </em></strong><em>same day will have the texture of whipped cream pie, overnight will have a firmer texture like cheesecake!)</em></p> <p>9. Make your cream cheese frosting while the cheesecake chills!</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM CHEESE FROSTING  |</p> <p>1.  With a handheld mixer, beat together cream cheese &amp; butter until completely smooth &amp; fluffy.</p> <p>2. Slowly add the sifted powdered sugar, scraping the bowl between each addition of sugar.</p> <p>3. Add the vanilla extract.</p> <p>4. <em>SLOWLY</em> add 1-2 Tbsp milk, depending on the consistency of the cream cheese frosting you’d like!! Pipe in a swirl on top of your cheesecake &amp; <em>sprinkle </em>with remaining ¼ of the <strong>cinnamon sugar crumbles</strong>!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Cinn" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="03b5f576-5f56-4dbc-9dd5-77ca1e3e9bd6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinn%20Chzck%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Cinn" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3c8c3560-daf2-4185-ac6f-722d1c237617" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinn%20Chzck%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Cinn" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b51dfca3-bedb-4f31-ab0e-bea6b9495bc5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinn%20Chzck%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Cinn" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6bff1131-1f76-4e6e-982a-61eb7245eef8" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinn%20Chzck%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Cinn" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="fd804e08-a90d-4658-a8a1-28bd8cd2afbf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinn%20Chzck%2048.jpg" /></p> <p><img 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'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-05/Matcha%20Dal%2026.jpg?itok=6Tu5074K" width="1200" height="814" alt="matcha" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/05/dalgona-matcha-honey-vanilla-syrup" data-a2a-title="Dalgona Matcha + honey vanilla syrup"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><strong>SIP, SIP, HOORAY!!</strong> <em>&amp; to that I say T-G-I-F!</em></p> <p>…Just kidding, every day is Friday when you’re in quarantine! <em>*one of the perks*</em></p> <p> </p> <p>I know dalgona coffee is the new craze, but I got to be honest… I’m <strong>OBSESSED </strong>with <em>matcha</em>.</p> <p> </p> <p>So naturally I just HAD to make dalgona matcha (<em>aka whipped matcha goodness</em>)! This recipe is kicked up crude mom style though. I made a homemade honey vanilla simple syrup that blends seamlessly with the whipped matcha &amp; almond flavored milky drink!</p> <p> </p> <p>It’s creamy &amp; sweet with notes of <em>subtle </em>almond... &amp; of course it packs a mean PUNCH of matcha! You’ll be <strong>GOOD </strong>on caffeine until tomorrow. Don’t worry—I GOT YOU! <em>I see you</em>, tired people.</p> <p> </p> <p>Traditional recipes use whipped egg whites, but I’m <strong>NOT </strong>about that life. If there is raw egg in my food or drink, the second I lift it towards my mouth &amp; it wafts up my nose, I instantly <em>GAG</em>. We are talking exaggerated gagging &amp; coughing (<em>Phoebe style from Friends</em>). You guys know what I’m talking about. SO instead of egg whites, I use heavy cream &amp; sugar. That’s an acceptable replacement, right?! Haha. The phrase <strong>TREAT YO SELF</strong> was made specifically for this drink. It is insanely creamy &amp; indulgent. It’s definitely a <em>splurge </em>drink! I normally waste my calories eating, not drinking. Lately however, I’ve been treating myself with both. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.</p> <p> </p> <p>I’ve tried a lot of brands of matcha, but I always go back to my absolute favorite: Aiya! This brand is top notch. Quality matcha is worth it, folks.</p> <p><a href="https://www.aiya-america.com/consumers/matcha-products.html">https://www.aiya-america.com/consumers/matcha-products.html</a></p> <p> </p> <p><em><strong>Confession</strong></em>: I did already film a dalgona coffee recipe, too. Hahaha!! Thank you to my friend, Andi, for turning me onto the whipped coffee phenomenon! There is NO going back to <em>normal </em>brewed coffee. I’m spoiled. Just like I’m spoiled with 3-ply toilet paper since the cheap shit (1-ply) is nowhere to be found.</p> <p> </p> <p>Anyhow, I hope you guys try this indulgent milky drink! I guarantee it’ll rock your world.</p> <p>Stay safe &amp; stay caffeinated &lt;3 </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/lX_1MqCe9NY?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 2</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 10 minutes</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  HONEY VANILLA SYRUP  |</p> <p>¼ cup water</p> <p>¼ cup raw honey</p> <p>¼ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p> </p> <p>|  DALGONA MATCHA  |</p> <p>½ cup heavy cream</p> <p>1 Tbsp + 1 tsp sugar</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla</p> <p>¼ tsp almond extract <em>(or ½ tsp for a strong almond flavor—this is sort of to taste)</em></p> <p>5 tsp matcha powder, sifted (<em>my favorite brand is Aiya</em>)</p> <p>16 oz milk</p> <p>Crushed ice</p> <p>2 Tbsp honey vanilla syrup</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  HONEY VANILLA SYRUP  |</p> <p>1.    In a small saucepan, combine water &amp; raw honey on medium-low heat.</p> <p>2.    Bring to a boil &amp; stir until the honey dissolves into the water.</p> <p>3.    Remove from the heat &amp; add the vanilla extract.</p> <p>4.    Chill in refrigerator until ready to use.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  DALGONA MATCHA  |</p> <p>1.    In a bowl, combine the heavy cream, sugar, vanilla &amp; almond extract.</p> <p>2.    With a handheld mixer, whip the mixture until soft peaks form—about 3 minutes.</p> <p>3.    Add sifted matcha powder &amp; fold into the whipped mixture. (<strong><em>**NOTE:</em></strong> <em>VERY </em>important to sift your matcha. Just trust me!)</p> <p>4.    Fill two glasses with crushed ice. To each cup: add 1 Tbsp of honey vanilla syrup &amp; 8 oz of milk.</p> <p>5.    Top each glass with the fluffy whipped matcha goodness!!</p> <p>6.    Stir &amp; <strong>SIP, SIP, HOORAY!!</strong><br />  </p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="matcha" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6e647090-3705-4b70-bce6-eeb113b8d282" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Dal%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="matcha" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6033952c-d9d4-444e-9223-6807c77d272f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Dal%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="matcha" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7461b2c6-642e-428f-bb98-9a73e20bb740" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Dal%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="matcha" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6c628f36-7b19-4cc6-902d-78d8f9712934" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Dal%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="matcha" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ab3d7f0d-3b76-44be-a6aa-251341b4fc22" 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class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-05/Coco%20Ice%20Cream%2033.jpg?itok=8c_T0iJJ" width="1200" height="800" alt="Coco Caramel" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/05/coconut-caramel-gelato" data-a2a-title="Coconut Caramel Gelato"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><strong>Gelato</strong>. My yoga pants’ favorite companion!</p> <p> </p> <p>Ahhhh Springtime. The air is warmer &amp; the days are getting longer!!</p> <p> </p> <p>Spring &amp; fall are my absolute favorite seasons. It’s embarrassing how many times on our afternoon walk, I look up into the bright sky, take a deep breath in &amp; say, “Godddd I love Spring… I JUST LOVE IT”!! I’m a complete nerd for spring blooms. What can I say? It makes me happy. ALMOST as happy as gelato makes me. Almost!</p> <p> </p> <p>I have a bookcase (ok, two) FILLED with cookbooks. I’m ashamed to admit that I’ve hardly even touched them *covers eyes*. They’ve simply been hardcore eye candy. Shameful, right?? I know! Well, I got sick of feeling ashamed!! I walked right up to my bookcase. Scanned the rows up &amp; down. Saw the words ‘gelato’… &amp; the rest is history.</p> <p> </p> <p>Things I learned about making gelato:</p> <p>1.    Taking photos of ice cream is challenging!</p> <p>2.    Making gelato is easy!</p> <p>3.    Making caramel is even easier!</p> <p>4.    Swirling caramel into cold ass gelato…<em> NOT SO EASY.</em></p> <p>5.    Swirling caramel into cold ass gelato…<em> NOT SO EASY.</em></p> <p>6.    Swirling caramel into cold ass gelato… <em>NOT SO EASY.</em></p> <p>7.    <strong>You get my point??</strong></p> <p>Next time there will be no “swirling” the caramel in. I will simply ribbon the caramel over the gelato in 3 layers using a piping bag. I will say, that is the one hard thing about testing recipes &amp; filming them for the first time. You just have to HOPE &amp; PRAY that your recipe turns out! In most cases it does (*praise be*), but my blog isn’t called NAILS &amp; FAILS for no reason. Swirling caramel into gelato = a big fat FAIL. Don’t be like me. <strong>Just drizzle that shit &amp; call it a day, yea?</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>This coconut caramel gelato is truly indulgent. It’s like being transported to a tropical paradise without your children! What?! You know we could all use a solo vacay. Don’t try to make me feel like a bad mom for wanting to bask in the Caribbean sun without being asked for a snack for the gazillionth time. I know that’s your truth as much as it is mine. Hahaha! I adore my son. I just don’t adore being a walking snack-shack to him 😉</p> <p> </p> <p>Guys, I toasted some extra coconut to top the gelato with… AMAZING!! Next time I might toast the coconut that goes into the actual gelato recipe! I think it would have given it evvven a more delicious depth.</p> <p> </p> <p>Anyhow, let’s kick off spring with some warm weather treats, shall we?!</p> <p>Gelato is calling your name. All you need to do is respond &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WIX9m926yb4?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 1 quart gelato</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 1 day (including chill time)</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GELATO BASE  |</p> <p>2 cups whole milk</p> <p>1 cup heavy cream</p> <p>4 large egg yolks</p> <p>2/3 cup granulated sugar</p> <p> </p> <p>|  GELATO ADD INS  |</p> <p>1/8 tsp almond extract</p> <p>½ cup shredded sweetened coconut flakes, chilled</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CARAMEL  |</p> <p>½ cup sugar</p> <p>1 cup heavy cream</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GELATO BASE  |</p> <p>1.    In a heavy-bottomed saucepan, combine the milk &amp; heavy cream. Place over medium-low heat &amp; cook, stirring occasionally so a skin doesn’t form, until tiny bubbles start to form around the edges &amp; the mixture reaches a temperature of 170F.</p> <p>2.    Meanwhile, in a medium heat-proof bowl, whisk the egg yolks until smooth. Gradually whisk in the sugar &amp; mix until thick &amp; pale yellow.</p> <p>3.    When the milk/cream mixture reach 170F, temper the egg yolks by VERY slowly pouring in the hot milk mixture while whisking continuously. Return the custard to saucepan &amp; place over low heat.</p> <p>4.    Cook, stirring frequent with a wooden spoon, until the custard is thick enough to coat the back of a spoon &amp; it reaches a temperature of 185F. Do NOT bring to a boil.</p> <p>5.    Pour the mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a clean bowl &amp; let cool to room temperature. Once room temperature, chill the gelato base AT LEAST 4 hours (or overnight), until very cold.</p> <p>6.    <em>Make your caramel in the meantime.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  CARAMEL  |</p> <p>1.    In a large, heavy-bottom saucepan, heat the sugar over medium heat undisturbed until it begins to melt, then stir constantly with a wooden spoon until it’s completely melted &amp; turns a reddish-brown color, about 10 minutes.</p> <p>2.    Lower the heat &amp; carefully add ½ cup of the heavy cream (will bubble &amp; rise quickly). Stir until the cream is completely incorporated, then stir in the remaining ½ cup cream. Cook, whisking until the sauce is thickened but still pourable (will thicken as it cools), about 10 more minutes. Cool completely!</p> <p>3.    If using the same day, set aside. If using the next day, refrigerate the caramel. Bring the caramel to room temperature before using. Gently rewarm over medium-low heat. If it still seems too thick, add a splash of heavy cream. Let cool to room temperature before swirling into gelato.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  GELATO ADD INS + CHURNING  |</p> <p>1.    Mix the shredded coconut &amp; almond extract into the chilled gelato base. Pour the mixture into the container of an ice cream machine &amp; churn according to manufacturer’s instructions.</p> <p>2.    Transfer 1/3 of the gelato to an airtight container, drizzling on the caramel. Repeat with remaining gelato/caramel.</p> <p>3.    <em>Freeze overnight or a minimum of 4 hours!</em></p> <p>4.    <strong>ENJOY THAT TROPICAL PARADISE, BABY.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Coco Caramel" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e09367a0-e2c0-45ff-97d9-ce8e510d978c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Coco%20Ice%20Cream%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Coco Caramel" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="99c096ef-9e8b-4257-a001-e404280f8695" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Coco%20Ice%20Cream%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Coco Caramel" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c284b388-a8fa-4930-b6ac-d14d29a83045" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Coco%20Ice%20Cream%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Coco Caramel" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8a432dfe-6db1-44a9-bec9-66733e57faec" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Coco%20Ice%20Cream%2029.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Coco Caramel" data-entity-type="file" 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sat, 02 May 2020 15:51:05 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 213 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Baked Chocolate Donuts! (gluten-free) https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/baked-chocolate-donuts-gluten-free <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--212--full.html.twig * node--212.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="212" role="article" about="/index.php/2020/04/baked-chocolate-donuts-gluten-free" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Baked Chocolate Donuts! (gluten-free)" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:2" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-04/Donuts%208.jpg?itok=AKyBt5x2" width="1200" height="800" alt="Choc Donuts" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/baked-chocolate-donuts-gluten-free" data-a2a-title="Baked Chocolate Donuts! (gluten-free)"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>At this point I’ve just accepted that there will be no summer bod… &amp; I’m ok with that. When you can accept something, it makes indulging in things like donuts so much more pleasurable! Hahaha! Joking(ish).</p> <p> </p> <p>These little baked chocolate donuts = pure heaven. They aren’t overly sweet, which is something I really admire about them (yes, speaking like they’re my children). Seriously though, they are the perfect balance of dark chocolate with a subtle sweetness to them.</p> <p> </p> <p>…Or maybe they’re really sweet &amp; I’m just used to SUPER sweet shit? At this point I’m not really sure anymore. What I am sure of though, is that they hit all my deepest chocolate desires. ALL. OF. THEM. Talking to you ladies!!! The perfect PMS treat.</p> <p> </p> <p>Bonus: they're baked, so you don’t get that heavy, deep-fried donut regret afterwards. No walk of shame when leaving the kitchen! Ok, only as much as having a teensy slice of cake? Either way, I can assure you they’re worth it!</p> <p> </p> <p>This recipe is a snap to put together. You can literally have homemade donuts in under 30 minutes. Yes, that’s 100% a challenge! CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, anyone?? 😉</p> <p> </p> <p>Try these out.</p> <p>Let me know how sweet you think they are.</p> <p>And remember, only tell me if you like them.</p> <p>Absolutely kidding 😉 I’ll love you either way &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="480" src="https://giphy.com/embed/j532hPNH40v8hct49E" width="320"></iframe></p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/vzaw0w7tJww?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 10 large donuts</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 30 minutes (if that!)</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE DONUTS  |</p> <p>1/3 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>1/3 cup white rice flour</p> <p>1/3 cup tapioca starch</p> <p>¼ unsweetened cocoa powder</p> <p>2/3 cup granulated sugar</p> <p>1 tsp baking powder</p> <p>¾ tsp baking soda</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp ground nutmeg</p> <p>2 Tbsp unsalted butter, cold</p> <p>½ cup sour cream</p> <p>½ cup buttermilk</p> <p>2 tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>1 tsp espresso powder</p> <p>1 large egg</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE GLAZE  |</p> <p>¾ cup semi-sweet chocolate</p> <p>3 tbsp unsalted butter</p> <p>1 Tbsp light corn syrup</p> <p>½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE DONUTS  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 325F &amp; grease two donut pans.</p> <p>2.    In a large bowl, sift together the brown rice flour, white rice flour, tapioca starch, cocoa powder, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, xanthan gum, salt, nutmeg &amp; espresso powder.</p> <p>3.    Cut in the butter with your hands OR a pastry cutter. Set aside.</p> <p>4.    In a separate bowl, whisk together the buttermilk, vanilla &amp; egg.</p> <p>5.    Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients. Pour in the wet mixture &amp; fold until combined.</p> <p>6.    Add the sour cream &amp; fold until the batter is mixed &amp; smooth.</p> <p>7.    Pipe the batter into the donut pans, filling them 3/4 full.</p> <p>8.    Bake for 10 minutes (should spring back when touched). Let cool on a wire rack.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE GLAZE  |</p> <p>1.    In a double broiler over simmering water, combine chocolate chips, butter, corn syrup &amp; vanilla.</p> <p>2.    Stir until the chocolate is melted &amp; the mixture is smooth.</p> <p>3.    You can either <em>POUR </em>the glaze over the top of your donuts, or <em>DIP </em>each donut. <em><strong>**NOTE</strong></em>: IF you are dipping, pop the donuts into the freezer for 15 minutes. This is to ensure the donuts do not crumble into the glaze because they’re so moist!!</p> <p>4.    <strong>DIP &amp; SPRINKLE, SPRINKLE, SPRINKLE!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Donuts" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="36e978a0-2e57-4e20-945e-627393a5e7f1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Donuts%203_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Donuts" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1c64f64a-b050-477e-addd-d6209032fa47" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Donuts%2013_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Donuts" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ff01111c-d214-44e8-9bc5-2f200115ded4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Donuts%2016_2.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Donuts" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f3b9c7e4-628f-49b5-b49b-9f7f07a06770" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Donuts%2021_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Donuts" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0d776401-07e7-4699-a20e-ba6bfdfbf8ef" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Donuts%2025_1.jpg" 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field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sweet Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/dessert" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Dessert</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/gluten-free" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Gluten-Free</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/chocolate" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Chocolate</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/chocolate-donuts" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">chocolate donuts</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/donuts" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">donuts</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/glaze" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Glaze</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2020/04/baked-chocolate-donuts-gluten-free#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-685" about="/index.php/comment/685" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1588434531"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tracie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 04/25/2020 - 19:18</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-26T02:18:18+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Yum! And can I just say thank you for such a beautiful blog that is not full of annoying ads that keep popping up or getting in the way of actually reading?!? THANK YOU! Totally going to make those.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=685&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="sEPqfIGgluA61fkPff2MZWNFCLK7WqrmgR5JOvwKDo4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-686" about="/index.php/comment/686" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1588434660"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 05/02/2020 - 08:51</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-05-02T15:51:00+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/685#comment-685" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Yum! And can I just say…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tracie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Oh my gosh Tracie, thank YOU!! Totally made my day! The ads are my number one annoyance--I cannot &amp; will not have them on my blog! Haha &lt;3 I hope you love these donuts as much as I do! Happy baking :) !</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=686&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="by94gFCEQnRJ2wgDRnnhM0m1gA1uMyeRVrxgbKIec2I"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=212&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="21QyDjuz5iPBmhAfIRELqPXyoUz65_ZOQhGaaKlrOes"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Fri, 24 Apr 2020 17:28:38 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 212 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Lemon Bars https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/lemon-bars <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--210--full.html.twig * node--210.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="210" role="article" about="/index.php/2020/04/lemon-bars" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Lemon Bars" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-04/Lemon%20Bar%2041.jpg?itok=tMcf0uSB" width="1200" height="800" alt="Lemon Bars" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/lemon-bars" data-a2a-title="Lemon Bars"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Lemon bars, a <em>classic </em>American dessert.</p> <p> </p> <p>These bars have a buttery shortbread crust studded with fresh zest, accompanied by a tart, ooey-gooey lemon filling!! They’re luscious, tangy, &amp; perfectly sweet! I’ve been <em>ALL </em>about baking things that just make me happy lately… &amp; these bars, they make me <em>HAPPY</em>. They’re bright, beautiful &amp; easy as fudge to make! You’d never even know they’re gluten-free! Also, please always use freshly squeezed lemons for that <strong>ZING </strong>factor. Don’t underestimate the <strong>ZING</strong>, people!</p> <p> </p> <p>I overbaked mine 5 minutes longer than I should have (<em>HELLO cracks</em>), &amp; they were still gooey &amp; delicious! This dessert is pretty foolproof!! Or idiot-proof as my mother would say. Hah! The only reason I’m mad at myself for baking them to the point of cracks is because I had <em>SUUUCH </em>a vision for the powdered sugar stripes!! They still look <strong>SOLID</strong>, don’t get me wrong! I’m just a perfectionist. It has nothing to do with taste. These bad boys are your typical soft &amp; <strong>silky </strong>lemon bars!</p> <p> </p> <p>The best part about these bars are that they store amaaazingly in the freezer. I always make sure to have some on hand for when I’m feeling extra little piggy. I know everyone has their favorite lemon bar recipe, so I won’t sit here &amp; tell you why mine’s better. I’m just hoping there’s some lost soul out there who doesn’t have a recipe yet, &amp; this one will be THEIR go to. <em>Hey, a girl could dream </em>&lt;3</p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6_vezh54wsk?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 9” x 13” pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: 1 hour + chill time</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  SHORTBREAD CRUST  |</p> <p>1/2 lb (2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature</p> <p>1/2 cup granulated sugar</p> <p>¼ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>1 cup white rice flour</p> <p>¾ cup tapioca starch</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>Pinch kosher salt</p> <p> </p> <p>|  FILLING  |</p> <p>6 extra-large eggs, room temperature</p> <p>3 cups granulated sugar</p> <p>2 Tbsp grated lemon zest</p> <p>1 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice (I used 5 lemons)</p> <p>½ cup tapioca starch</p> <p>½ cup white rice flour</p> <p>Powdered sugar, <em>for dusting</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  SHORTBREAD CRUST  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F. Line a 9” x 13” baking dish with parchment paper.</p> <p>2.    In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream the butter &amp; sugar until light &amp; fluffy.</p> <p>3.    In a separate bowl, whisk the tapioca starch, white rich flour, xanthan gum &amp; pinch of salt.</p> <p>4.    With the mixer on low, slowly add to the butter/sugar until just mixed.</p> <p>5.    Add zest &amp; mix until just incorporated.</p> <p>6.    Press the shortbread dough into the 9” x 13” baking dish.</p> <p>7.    Chill for 15 minutes.</p> <p>8.    Bake the crust for 15-20 minutes, until LIGHTLY golden (I baked mine for 15). Let cool while you make the filling.</p> <p>9.    <strong><em>Leave the oven on &amp; turn down to 325F!</em></strong></p> <p> </p> <p>|  FILLING  |</p> <p>1.    In a large bowl, whisk together the eggs, sugar, lemon zest, lemon juice, white rice flour, &amp; tapioca starch.</p> <p>2.    Pour over the crust &amp; bake at 325F for 20-25 minutes, until the filling is JUST set! (<em><strong>NOTE</strong></em>*** don’t let it bake until the top cracks… like I did. Haha! Luckily it was still deliciously ooey-gooey as you can see &lt;3 )</p> <p>3.    Chill for a <em>minimum </em>of 4 hours, but best overnight.</p> <p>4.    When ready to cut/serve, <em>dust </em>with powdered sugar!</p> <p>5.    Wrap each bar in parchment paper &amp; store in a freezer bag, in the freezer. They thaw BEAUTIFULLY!! Best dessert to have on hand.<br />  </p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Lemon Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d91236f1-0953-4d2b-a789-b9aa78fe66af" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20%20Bar%206_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Lemon Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9d22e923-1bb3-41f8-a653-41a684bbb88c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20%20Bar%2010.jpg" /></p> <p>**Check out my video to see how I did the stripes!</p> <p><img alt="Lemon Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e69715d5-cf9a-43ac-b5da-1f5a4d66be93" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20Bar%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Lemon Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="27055d67-5d03-49a9-b7da-90edbf5e6d82" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20Bar%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Lemon Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="de6c1ffa-24a2-4b10-b981-aac5ed490d07" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20Bar%2026_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img 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--> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-04/Robin%2015.jpg?itok=q5Njk5iv" width="1200" height="800" alt="Robin Macaron" typeof="foaf:Image" 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<!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Macarons! One little word. A whole lot of practice batches!</p> <p> </p> <p>Guys, I <strong>NEED </strong>to perfect the French macaron. I am on a mission. <em>A macaron mission if you will!!</em> For generations, macarons have stumped even the most advanced bakers. If there is one confectionary treat that takes practice—it’s these bad boys.</p> <p> </p> <p>When I tried my hand at them for the very first time yearsss back, my batch came out like PERFECTION!! We are talking <em>p-e-r-f-e-c-t.</em></p> <p>…Since then I’ve had nothing but <strong>perfect-LESS</strong> batches &amp; more cuss words than I can count. If I’m being honest though, I haven’t even attempted them in the last few years! Well that’s changing. It’s time to get serious about macarons!!</p> <p> </p> <p>I would say that I’m 90% happy with the result of this batch! Those are really great odds, but like I said,<em> I’m going for perfection here</em>. The ONLY thing that bothers me about this batch is solely aesthetic (&amp; it’s my fault). My tops aren’t PERFECTLY smooth. I took too long trying to pop each individual air bubble that the skin started to dry, in turn causing a not so smooth top! <em>Macaons 1 – Kat 0.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>These are however, perfection in your mouth! They have the textbook feet, a thin crisp delicate crust, &amp; a deliciously chewy center that <strong>MELTS </strong>in your mouth. The dark chocolate filling is <em>TO. DIE. FOR. </em>The first bite into it my hubby said, “oh my goshhh, that filling is like VELVET in my mouth”. He says velvet, I call it silky. To each his own!!</p> <p> </p> <p>Since Easter is right around the corner, I decided to make these macarons look like Robin eggs!! A simple as fuck technique using only cocoa &amp; water (<em>watch the video to see how</em>)!</p> <p> </p> <p>Get ready for more macaron posts coming your way. I won’t stop until my Mac Mission is complete.</p> <p> </p> <p>I hope this video I made helps you get a better visual on how to make French macarons, &amp; that you're brave enough to take on the challenge!! YOU GOT THIS!</p> <p><strong><em>***Note:</em></strong><em> Macarons are actually BEST eaten 24 hours after making them! Weird, I know, but SO TRUE. Their flavor/texture just "ripen" beautifully. If you've overbaked your macaroons &amp; they seem crispy... fill them anyways &amp; the next day they will be soft! (I found that out the hard &amp; desperate way hahaha) &lt;3</em></p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qAUw4yEJPLw?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 30 macarons</em></p> <p><em> Prep Time: 2 hours</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  FRENCH MACARONS  |  <em>recipe courtesy of:</em> <a href="https://tasty.co/recipe/macarons">https://tasty.co/recipe/macarons</a></p> <p>1 ¾ cups powdered sugar</p> <p>1 cup almond flour, finely ground</p> <p>1 teaspoon salt, divided</p> <p>3 egg whites, room temperature</p> <p>¼ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>½ teaspoon vanilla extract</p> <p>2 drops sky blue gel food coloring</p> <p> </p> <p>|  DARK CHOCOLATE BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>8 oz. semi-sweet chocolate chips, melted &amp; cooled</p> <p>2 Tbsp cocoa</p> <p>2 Tbsp how water</p> <p>1.5 sticks (12 Tbsp) salted butter, softened</p> <p>¼ cup powdered sugar</p> <p>½  tsp. vanilla extract</p> <p>Pinch of sea salt</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  FRENCH MACARONS   |</p> <p>1.     In the bowl of a food processor, combine the powdered sugar, almond flour, &amp; ½ tsp of salt. Process on low speed, until extra fine! Sift the almond flour mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a large bowl (<em>do NOT skip this part</em>).</p> <p>2.    In a separate large bowl, beat the egg whites &amp; the remaining ½ teaspoon of salt with an electric hand mixer until soft peaks form. Gradually add the granulated sugar until fully incorporated. Continue to beat until stiff peaks form (you should be able to turn the bowl upside down without anything falling out).</p> <p>3.    Add the vanilla &amp; beat until incorporated. Add the food coloring &amp; beat until just combined.</p> <p>4.    Add about ⅓ of the sifted almond flour mixture at a time to the beaten egg whites &amp; use a spatula to gently fold until combined. After the last addition of almond flour, continue to fold slowly until the batter falls into ribbons &amp; you can make a figure 8 while holding the spatula up (see video for visual).</p> <p>5.    Transfer the macaron batter into a piping bag fitted with a round tip.</p> <p>6.    Place 4 dots of the batter in each corner of a rimmed baking sheet, &amp; place a piece of parchment paper over it, using the batter to help adhere the parchment to the baking sheet.</p> <p>7.    Pipe the macarons onto the parchment paper in 1½-inch circles, spacing at least 1-inch apart.</p> <p>8.    Tap the baking sheet on a flat surface 5 times to release any air bubbles.</p> <p>9.    Let the macarons sit at room temperature for 30-60 minutes, until dry to the touch.</p> <p>10.    Preheat the oven to 300˚F.</p> <p>11.    Bake the macarons for 15-17 minutes, until the feet are well-risen &amp; the macarons don’t stick to the parchment paper.</p> <p>12.    Transfer the macarons to a wire rack to cool completely before filling.</p> <p>13.    Make the buttercream.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  DARK CHOCOLATE BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>1.    Melt the chocolate chips in 30-second increments in the microwave, stirring between. When completely smooth, set aside until fully cooled (30 – 60 min).</p> <p>2.    In a small bowl, whisk together 2 Tbsp cocoa &amp; 2 Tbsp hot water until combined. Set aside.</p> <p>3.    In a separate bowl beat the butter, powdered sugar, vanilla, &amp; pinch of salt with a handheld mixer. Beat until fluffy, scraping the sides of the bowl as necessary.</p> <p>4.    Add the melted chocolate chips &amp; cocoa mixture. Beat until light &amp; fluffy! (approx. 4 minutes).</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ASSEMBLY  |</p> <p>1.    Transfer the buttercream to a piping bag fitted with a round tip.</p> <p>2.    Add a dollop of buttercream to one macaron shell. Top it with another macaron shell to create a sandwich. Repeat with remaining macaron shells &amp; buttercream.</p> <p>3.    If doing the Robin egg speckles, mix a tiny bit of cocoa &amp; water in a bowl, until runny. Using a paintbrush, dip it into the mixture &amp; simply FLICK over the tops of your macarons!!</p> <p>4.    Store at room temperature for 4 days. <strong><em>***Note:</em></strong><em> Macarons are actually BEST eaten 24 hours after making them! Weird, I know, but SO TRUE. Their flavor/texture just "ripen" beautifully.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a034329c-73e9-433a-931b-e797d075f894" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Robin%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="42f18f7d-c9d1-488e-a0ec-9d4969d73a7f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Robin%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4052a65e-5cb6-4b32-9298-30a5412a4fdb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Robin%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="28e1085e-6c62-40a5-9d02-c6a940e12258" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Robin%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3c8a15c2-ba7f-485c-8d05-a978c9fc781a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Robin%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Robin Macaron" data-entity-type="file" 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<!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1586807804"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Stephanie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 04/10/2020 - 14:59</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-10T21:59:46+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You could totally sell these.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=672&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" 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'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 04/13/2020 - 12:57</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-13T19:57:21+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/672#comment-672" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">You could totally sell these.</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Stephanie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Aww, that means a lot! Thank you!! I might just have to think about it! :)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=680&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="KCPWbDZiuFO_mE8JA3grekIVAIvNKLvVU3qvjb6KxX8"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=209&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="OxMQl9MNyO5Ozx66YFYnJzt2HiZEoOsLthrf6eJoXdE"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 08 Apr 2020 23:07:28 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 209 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com No-Bake Funfetti Cheesecake https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/no-bake-funfetti-cheesecake <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--208--full.html.twig * node--208.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="208" role="article" about="/index.php/2020/04/no-bake-funfetti-cheesecake" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="No-Bake Funfetti Cheesecake" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2020-04/Chzck%2018.jpg?itok=H39AZmCA" width="1200" height="800" alt="No-Bake Funfetti Cheesecake" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/no-bake-funfetti-cheesecake" data-a2a-title="No-Bake Funfetti Cheesecake"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I made this recipe yesterday &amp; ¼ of the pie remains. Sadly, I’m not exaggerating *looks down*. There WAS ½ left this morning, but I decided to have a slice with my coffee (because why not?)… leaving me with a sad ¼.</p> <p> </p> <p>I feel like there are two types of people during quarantine. 1: people motivated with their free time to work out like beasts! 2: people who are just baking &amp; eating their feelings.</p> <p>Can you guess which one I am? HIPS DON’T LIE.</p> <p> </p> <p>Words can’t even express how fucking DIVINE this cheesecake is! It kind of has the texture of a classic whipped cream type pie, but with a cheesecake flavor. I might dub this recipe a WHIPPY PIE! Could be a thing, right?? It’s light &amp; airy with a silky cheesecake mouthfeel &amp; STUDDED with funfetti sprinkles! What’s not to love?! It’s the perfect birthday or celebration cake! Or just a splurge thing. OR just because. I’m not here to judge!</p> <p> </p> <p>The thing I possibly love most about this recipe is that the batter is NO BAKE!! The lazy girl in me is so so proud of myself. Sometimes baking cheesecake can get overwhelming with their water baths &amp; “fuck its” that fly freely when you spill the water when simply moving the pan. No thank you mess, not today. All it requires is a little bit of TLC &amp; chill time. That’s it.</p> <p> </p> <p>I’d really love to hear from you if you make this recipe! This is the very first video I’ve ever made of me baking! Total noob, but enjoy *blows kiss*.</p> <p> </p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'container' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <div class="video-embed-field-provider-youtube video-embed-field-responsive-video form-group"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'video_embed_iframe__youtube' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * video-embed-iframe--youtube.html.twig x video-embed-iframe.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> <iframe width="854" height="480" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/9KbJVWrVAC8?autoplay=0&amp;start=0&amp;rel=0"></iframe> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/video_embed_field/templates/video-embed-iframe.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/container.html.twig' --> <p> </p> <hr /> <p>Serves: 9” tart pan</p> <p> Prep Time: 45 minutes + chill time</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GF GRAHAM CRUST  | </p> <p>2 cups gluten-free graham cracker crumbs</p> <p>¼ cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>8 tbsp (1 stick)  unsalted butter, melted</p> <p> </p> <p>|  FUNFETTI CHEESECAKE BATTER  |</p> <p>4 oz white chocolate chips</p> <p>¾ cups + 2 tbsp heavy whipping cream, divided</p> <p>¼ cup powdered sugar</p> <p>8 oz cream cheese, softened at room temperature</p> <p>¼ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>½ tsp pure vanilla extract</p> <p>¼ cup (heaping) Jimmie rainbow sprinkles!!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GF GRAHAM CRUST   |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F.</p> <p>2.    Pulse GF graham crackers in food processor until very fine.</p> <p>3.    Measure out 2 cups crumbs &amp; mix with brown sugar &amp; melted butter.</p> <p>4.    Press into 9” tart pan (bottom &amp; sides).</p> <p>5.    Bake crust for 8 minutes until golden &amp; aromatic!!</p> <p>6.    Set aside to cool while you prepare the filling.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  FUNFETTI CHEESECAKE BATTER  |</p> <p>1.    Pour ¾ cup heavy whipping cream into the bowl of an electric mixer &amp; beat the heavy cream on medium-high speed until the cream starts to thicken. Slowly add the powdered sugar &amp; continue beating on high speed until stiff peaks form. Set the whipped cream in the fridge until ready to use.</p> <p>2.    In a microwave-safe bowl, combine the white chocolate chips &amp; 2 tbsp of heavy whipping cream. Microwave in 30-second increments, stirring each time until the chocolate is melted &amp; completely smooth. Set aside.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl of an electric mixer, beat the softened cream cheese at medium-high speed until it’s completely smooth. Scrape down the sides of the bowl &amp; continue beating.</p> <p>4.    Add the granulated sugar &amp; vanilla extract. Beat until smooth.</p> <p>5.    Add the melted white chocolate, beating until it’s completely mixed into the cream cheese!</p> <p>6.    Take the bowl of mixer off the stand &amp; by hand, gently fold in the whipped cream until it’s completely smooth.</p> <p>7.    Add your rainbow sprinkles &amp; fold one last time! Pour the filling into the prepared crust, spreading evenly. Refrigerate 4-5 hours <em>MINIMUM</em>. (<em><strong>Note:**</strong></em> same day will have the texture of whipped cream pie, overnight will have a firmer texture like cheesecake!)</p> <p>8.    <em>Optional: add whipped cream dollops to each slice!!</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="fe571421-86b5-407d-b1bc-b179a891ef21" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e705e379-9c8a-49c7-b9fb-c97a57218037" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b87b1f2f-16d2-436f-8149-c098a06f014e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="78e0210c-2d79-4557-b9ca-24118bb43c83" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d0148c3f-9948-4151-aa73-f58c82f50452" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a94572fb-e492-4f3f-80d1-2f9e0ee9375c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2014.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c12bef4e-559e-47e8-930b-3b4da06aa641" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c98103b1-1f79-4847-b1dd-04a5c6d804b6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="108931cf-ed3e-46d2-be69-8138dea14fce" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2030.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="799740ab-f7ad-4c22-a09e-94ffb3541fe0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2032.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="49078c12-9d1d-49bf-ba28-c7c986c31deb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2039.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="59bc29f8-738e-449f-8ffb-07735d265621" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2040.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f304477e-d5ae-4b65-b887-ed602db0403e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2042.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d71e0d98-9a32-4a79-895f-e97f3642d3bc" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2044.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="28c4bb34-e0aa-48e1-8c3e-ae3ec5087e30" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2045.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0aa431a7-f4cb-4462-bed0-fc0bb3704e1c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2048.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5273ce99-c732-495b-982d-693d22d4db02" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2052.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Chzck" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a61a8ba1-6ca9-4e61-ae05-41365f58d24b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chzck%2054.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><br />  </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/dessert-sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Dessert. 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'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sun, 05 Apr 2020 20:45:25 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 208 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Homemade Circus Animal Cookies https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2020/04/homemade-circus-animal-cookies <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--207--full.html.twig * node--207.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="207" role="article" about="/index.php/2020/04/homemade-circus-animal-cookies" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span 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property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>These classic cookies have been on my to do list for a while now. Now that we’re in quarantine, what better &amp; more valid of a time to eat my feelings!!! Am I right?! I really wanted to make something that would bring a little cheer to the world! It definitely brightened my spirits AND curbed my PMS cravings. HAPPY APRIL FOOLS to me! <em>Thanks period.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>These bright &amp; fun sized treats have brought me so much joy during this CRAZY ASS TIME. Ok, less pity party, back to mini cookie cuteness! There are a lot of homemade circus animal cookie renditions out there, but what makes mine different you ask?!</p> <p><em>1. </em>Gluten-free goodness.</p> <p><em>2. </em>Almost all of the cookie recipes out there frost JUST the tops in royal icing (<em>w t f guys</em>).</p> <p>That isn’t what a circus animal cookie is!! <strong>No.</strong> A circus animal cookie is <strong>COATED </strong>in chocolatey goodness! So you BET your quarantined ass that’s how we’re doing ours in this home &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p>I’m not going to sugar coat it, I tried various recipes 3x before “nailing” it. They’d be delicious, but they’d SPREAD… &amp; you don't want that. Your cute little elephants will quickly morph into jabba the hutt. <em>That's not really what we’re going for here.</em> I realized it’s <strong>ALL </strong>in the method of this recipe! It goes against <strong>ALL </strong>of my baking instincts. Know how = room temperature butter. Creaming the sugar &amp; butter until fluffy.</p> <p>...but things that normally equate to a delicious pastry were making my cookies spread! Follow this recipe &amp; you will have successful cutout cookies that don’t spread.</p> <p> </p> <p>Try.</p> <p>Comment.</p> <p>Put on stretchy pants.</p> <p>Eat thousands like I did.</p> <p>Let it happen girl &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><iframe allowfullscreen="" class="giphy-embed" frameborder="0" height="270" src="https://giphy.com/embed/J6CujWqf5bVmvr9ydH" width="480"></iframe></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves:</em> at leeeeast 60 mini animal cookies</p> <p><em>Prep Time:</em> does it matter when something is SO CUTE?!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GF SUGAR COOKIES  | Recipe courtesy of: <a href="https://www.evolvingtable.com/cut-out-sugar-cookies-dont-spread/">https://www.evolvingtable.com/cut-out-sugar-cookies-dont-spread/</a></p> <p class="MsoNormal">½ cup butter COLD, cut into cubes</p> <p class="MsoNormal">1 cup sugar</p> <p class="MsoNormal">1 large egg</p> <p class="MsoNormal">1 ½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p class="MsoNormal">1 ½ cups white rice flour</p> <p class="MsoNormal">¾ cup tapioca starch</p> <p class="MsoNormal">1 tsp xanthan gum</p> <p class="MsoNormal">½ tsp salt</p><p></p> <p> </p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE COATING  |</p> <p>12 oz bag white chocolate chips</p> <p>4 tsp. vegetable oil</p> <p>Pink gel food color (stay away from water based dyes as it seizes chocolate!)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GF SUGAR COOKIES  |</p> <p>1.    Whisk flours, xanthan gum &amp; salt together. Set aside.</p> <p>2.    Combine sugar &amp; COLD butter in electric mixer bowl. Beat at medium speed for 1-2 minutes until JUST combined (will look like big, coarse, sugary crumbs).</p> <p>3.    Add egg yolks &amp; vanilla extract, mixing for 1-2 more minutes.</p> <p>4.    With mixer on low, add flour blend &amp; salt. Mix until dough starts to form a ball.</p> <p>5.    Make a large ball/disc &amp; wrap cookie dough in plastic wrap. Chill dough for 1 hour <strong><em>(you NEED the dough to rest &amp; let the flour absorb the butter so your cookies don’t spread</em></strong>).</p> <p>6.    After chilling, roll dough between two sheets of plastic wrap (<em>scroll for photos</em>) to ¼ “ thick. This method makes rolling &amp; cleanup a BREEZE. Not to mention your cookies pull straight off nice &amp; clean &lt;3</p> <p>7.    Place cookies on PARCHMENT lined baking sheet. Pleeease <em>DO NOT</em> skip the parchment. A greased cookie sheet WILL make your cookies spread (which we don’t want), &amp; an ungreased cookie sheet is a crispy stuck mess. Fair warning lovies!</p> <p>8.    Put your cookie tray directly in the freezer while your oven preheats!</p> <p>9.    Preheat oven to 375F.</p> <p>10.    Bake your cookies for 7-9 minutes, or until your cookies are golden on the edges.</p> <p>11.    Cool cookies completely before dipping in chocolatey goodness.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CHOCOLATE COATING  |</p> <p>1.    In a large glass bowl, melt chocolate chips in microwave in 30 second increments. Stirring between.</p> <p>2.    Once fully melted, add vegetable oil &amp; split chocolate evenly between two bowls.</p> <p>3.    To one bowl, add a drop of pink dye until you get your desired pink color! You will have two bowls: 1 white choc &amp; 1 pink choc!</p> <p>4.    Using a regular fork OR 2 prong chocolate fork, dip each cookie into the chocolate coating (alternating between white/pink). Wait a few minutes before applying sprinkles so they don’t sink in your chocolate. ***<em>NOTE</em>: You may have to reheat your chocolate a couple times so it stays warm &amp; runny!</p> <p>5.    Sprinkle cookies &amp; love all over these cuuuuuuties! &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="91ab640d-6a55-4f35-a075-cfed2963bb96" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2063.jpg" /></p> <p>Sugar cookie ingredients!</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="65cce090-3d0f-4fd6-af23-dfcf61804bed" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2064.jpg" /></p> <p>The mini animal cookie cutters! Can you even stand IIITTTT *heart eyes*</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="36f51f1f-dfb8-48c9-aebd-2fc5a31da117" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2065.jpg" /></p> <p>Sugar dough!</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f053f5d8-17e3-4ccb-854d-ba371917570a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2067.jpg" /></p> <p>Rolling between two sheets of plastic wrap! Saves your dough. Saves flour. Saves time. Saves you!</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6f88c862-5ae7-46ec-90c6-87c3d22ffc59" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2068.jpg" /></p> <p>See ^^ Peels like a dream.</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dd121638-31bd-4df5-810f-6a5ccf45eb70" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2069.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="81357b0a-220f-4c88-a028-246183a679f9" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2070.jpg" /></p> <p>Not a great photo, but it's the dipping procedure setup!</p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ca7bfc7f-6585-47c9-ad8f-ed796481d3e3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="64a8c9b5-9924-488e-bc84-b4ad51105c70" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%204.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3ef0bf0e-9b10-4c26-a365-61de5ac25dcb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="24581c10-8ed5-4d80-a8f5-cf797697d020" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="74fcaf2d-4c8e-4fc1-962e-869aa1b1fbea" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="17e9998e-fc1d-4f94-9bff-e6c240b3793f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="145991f1-e002-471f-a3af-7520876cf952" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e705f8c0-128c-4f65-bcb5-7fe181e87da8" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2031.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="2aad2736-fc36-4f5e-8727-34d0f5221ad5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2038.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="17f748e3-43f6-4320-a5b9-e5c322d1a634" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2048.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="32c4ff54-00e0-472c-99b6-f0f7802b03a5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2050.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="56eee385-e49d-4f16-bcfe-b954272623f7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2055.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Circus" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3dabf294-d993-43c7-b35d-1f6e6d86b1bf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Circus%2054.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * 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END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>What’s it been guys, over a year??! I thought I’d make my online return special by putting out a real banger for St. Patty’s Day ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>So why do leprechauns hate running?</p> <p>BECAUSE THEY RATHER JIG THAN JOG.</p> <p> </p> <p>Ok, I’ll stop with the jokes! It’s not really my forte. You know what else isn’t my forte?! Striped chocolate drip cakes, but that didn’t stop me! In all my years of baking I have NEVER used a cake comb. CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THAT?! I know, I’m ashamed of myself. Truth be told it’s because I’m more of a baker than a decorator. I never felt good enough to even attempt it. The many cake tutorials online make everything seem so easy &amp; effortless. Well it’s NOT. I think I may try to do a tutorial on scraping cakes clean. If you can scrape a cake clean, you can do anything. Like striped cakes!! The stripes were a lot “easier” than I thought, but you have to know how to scrape a cake clean first. Who’d be interested in a tutorial on this?!</p> <p> </p> <p>I had also never done a chocolate drip on a cake! Gosh, look at me go on all these “firsts”! It came out lovely, but it could have been better. I still need a bit of practice on the drip method.</p> <p> </p> <p>This cake is a spin on my childhood favorite: Lucky Charms! This cake is dedicated to all you cereal lovers out there. It is even complete with a cereal milk soak on the cake! The idea isn’t original as Milk Bar made “cereal milk” a whole trend! But DAMN is it a great idea.</p> <p> </p> <p>Now let’s talk cake deets. The vanilla cake is studded with pastel jimmies &amp; filled with a marshmallow frosting. I even crushed some lucky charms marshmallows &amp; sprinkled them on top of each filling layer for an added kickass-ness. Before you say it, YES, the cake LOOKS dense. That’s because it is! Having a dense cake does NOT mean that it has to be dry though! This gluten-free vanilla cake is a moist as hell. I dare you to give it a try. There is absolutely NO grit or chalkiness that you find in most GF baked goods.</p> <p> </p> <p>What do you say? Are you going to give this cake a shot?? I mean what else do you have to do? Besides be disappointed that the toilet paper &amp; soap are out of stock ERRYWHERE. #damncoronavirus</p> <p>I hope you can find the ingredients to make this cake! MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Happy almost St. Patrick’s Day lovies.</strong></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 6” round cake<br /> Prep Time: WORTH IT.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GF VANILLA CAKE  | Recipe adapted from: <a href="https://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/very-best-gluten-free-vanilla-cake/">https://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/very-best-gluten-free-vanilla-cake/</a></p> <p>10 tablespoons unsalted butter, room temperature</p> <p>1 1/2 cups granulated sugar</p> <p>1 tbsp vanilla extract</p> <p>1 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>¾ white rice flour</p> <p>½ cup + 2 tbsp tapioca starch</p> <p>1 teaspoon xanthan gum</p> <p>1/2 teaspoon baking soda</p> <p>2 teaspoons baking powder</p> <p>1/2 teaspoon kosher salt</p> <p>4 egg whites + 1 whole egg, room temperature</p> <p>1 1/3 cups buttermilk, at room temperature</p> <p>1/3 cup pastel Jimmies (sprinkles)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CEREAL MILK  |</p> <p>½ cup milk</p> <p>½ cup Lucky Charms cereal</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MARSHMALLOW FROSTING  |</p> <p>¾ cup unsalted butter</p> <p>2 cups powdered sugar</p> <p>1 Tbsp cereal milk</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla</p> <p>1 – 198 g container Marshmallow fluff</p> <p>Pinch of salt</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWISS MERINGUE BUTTERCREAM (thx Martha) | <a href="https://www.marthastewart.com/353415/swiss-meringue-buttercream">https://www.marthastewart.com/353415/swiss-meringue-buttercream</a></p> <p>5 large egg whites</p> <p>1 cup plus 2 tablespoons sugar</p> <p>Pinch of salt</p> <p>1 pound (4 sticks) unsalted butter, cut into tablespoons, room temperature</p> <p>1 1/2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GF VANILLA CAKE  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat your oven to 350°F. Grease 3, 6” round cake pans &amp; line the bottom of each with a round of parchment paper (trace the perimeter of the cake pan on the parchment, then cut out the circle). Set the pans aside.</p> <p>2.    In a medium-size bowl, sift the flour(s), xanthan gum, baking soda &amp; baking powder. Add the salt, &amp; whisk to combine well. Set the dry ingredients aside.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat the butter, sugar &amp; vanilla on medium-high speed for at least 3 minutes, stopping at least once to scrape the entire mixture off the sides &amp; bottom of the bowl. Cream until light &amp; fluffy!</p> <p>4.    Combine the egg whites, egg &amp; buttermilk in a small bowl, &amp; whisk to combine well. To the mixer bowl with the butter &amp; sugar mixture, add the dry ingredients in 4 equal portions, alternating with the buttermilk &amp; egg mixture in 3 parts, beginning &amp; ending with the dry ingredients &amp; mixing to combine in between additions</p> <p>5.    Once all of the ingredients have been added, beat for another minute on medium speed to ensure that everything is combined, then turn over the batter a few times by hand. Fold in Jimmies (sprinkles).</p> <p>6.    Divide the batter evenly between the three prepared baking pans &amp; smooth each into an even layer with an offset spatula. Place the baking pans in the center of the preheated oven &amp; bake for 20 minutes. Rotate the pans a bit &amp; continue to bake until the cakes are lightly golden brown all over, have begun to pull away from the sides of the pan &amp; do not jiggle in the center at all (about another 5  minutes).</p> <p>7.    Remove the cakes from the oven &amp; allow to cool in the pans for 15 minutes before turning out onto a wire rack.</p> <p>8.    Cool completely before slicing into layers &amp; filling/frosting your cake.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CEREAL MILK  |</p> <p>1.    In a small blow place cereal &amp; milk. Let steep together for 30 minutes.</p> <p>2.    Strain the cereal out so you are left with just the milk. Set aside until assembly.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MARSHMALLOW FROSTING  |</p> <p>1.    In a mixer, beat the butter until soft &amp; fluffy. Scrape the bowl several times.</p> <p>2.    With the mixer on low, slowly add the powdered sugar &amp; mix until smooth.</p> <p>3.    Add the vanilla &amp; cereal milk. Beat until smooth.</p> <p>4.    Beat in the marshmallow fluff &amp; mix for two minutes on medium speed!</p> <p>5.    Set aside until assembly.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWISS MERINGUE BUTTERCREAM  |</p> <p>1.    Combine egg whites, sugar, &amp; salt in the heatproof bowl of a standing mixer set over a pan of simmering water. Whisk constantly by hand until mixture is warm to the touch &amp; sugar has dissolved (the mixture should feel completely smooth when rubbed between your fingertips).</p> <p>2.    Attach the bowl to the mixer fitted with the whisk attachment. Starting on low &amp; gradually increasing to medium-high speed, whisk until stiff (but not dry) peaks form. Continue mixing until the mixture is fluffy &amp; glossy, &amp; completely cool (test by touching the bottom of the bowl), about 10 minutes.</p> <p>3.    With mixer on medium-low speed, add the butter a few tablespoons at a time, mixing well after each addition. Once all butter has been added, whisk in vanilla. Switch to the paddle attachment, &amp; continue beating on low speed until all air bubbles are eliminated, about 2 minutes. Scrape down sides of bowl with a flexible spatula, &amp; continue beating until the frosting is completely smooth.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ASSEMBLY  | </p> <p>1.    Take your 3 COOLED, 6” cake rounds (they should already be perfectly level from baking).</p> <p>2.    On a cake board, lay your first layer of cake.</p> <p>3.    With a pastry brush, brush the top of the cake with the cereal milk.</p> <p>4.    With a large round tip in a piping bag, pipe a ring of swiss buttercream around the perimeter of your cake. NOTE: This ring helps hold the marshmallow filling from splooging out the sides of your cake, causing it to sink &amp; collapse. Crisis averted ;)</p> <p>5.    Place a big dollop of marshmallow frosting &amp; spread evenly to meet the edges of the Italian buttercream.</p> <p>6.    Sprinkle some crushed up Lucky Charms marshmallows!!</p> <p>7.    Place another layer of cake &amp; repeat the filling process until all the layers are filled &amp; stacked.</p> <p>8.    Lightly coat the whole cake with swiss buttercream. We are creating a crumb coat which will be chilled before frosting, keeping all those nasty little crumbs out of your beautiful finished frosting!</p> <p>9.    Chill for 1 hour.</p> <p>10.    Pull cake out of the fridge &amp; frost in swiss buttercream!!</p> <p>11.    <strong>ENJOY YOURSELF SOME CAKE.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><b>WARNING: </b><em><strong>ASS LOAD of photos below.</strong> I literally couldn't choose. Sue me. Jk, don't &lt;3</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Lucky 1" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="fe60f1a6-270f-4513-82da-5e07b8f596b4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^Cereal milk in the making.</p> <p><img alt="Lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ac39ce23-e967-46bc-8b9d-066da7a7a641" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%202.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ If you've ever been curious how many marshmallows are in a box of Lucky Charms. THIS MUCH.</p> <p><img alt="Lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0d16d5fe-e8b7-408e-b703-433ed07f2e10" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%203.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ The mashed up marshy's.</p> <p><img alt="Lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bd26837b-78e5-4d5b-82d8-c3c992fe3bf6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%204.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ Marshmallow frosting--DROOOOOOL</p> <p><img alt="Lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ab6635f5-1223-4c4a-8cfc-ddc324169583" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%206.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ The cake layer with filling &amp; crushed lucky charms marshmallows.</p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="23b6b79d-8cd5-44d6-96bf-907c30a7f775" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="48202116-9c76-4b33-9c4a-6747bec5fc27" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="72e14343-6456-4b4b-904a-e7815ae7baf3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9b3d6212-860a-4eb6-90bf-597d228a6e01" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="333e4923-2435-4533-ae04-1ee08e4d7199" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="853d1f34-e742-412c-8c35-e04524b809fd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b6c56bbc-ad3d-4e9f-86dd-c5ee8387ed6b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2050.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="cd168e4f-62c3-499a-929a-9ea78a8b80ad" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2058.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="984fc398-8228-4848-8f50-56bcd6bdc221" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2060.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b48d758c-6ddc-4232-aad6-560b6e25b30b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2065.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6b5c94ee-f269-4a48-af82-5a0e935adcd1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2083.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1df8e535-2319-497a-979b-e45c95f8c908" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2085.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="lucky" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d13063c1-236a-4a8f-b116-7385494a8eca" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lucky%2086.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * 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data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/12/oatmeal-cream-cookiewich" data-a2a-title="Oatmeal Cream Cookiewich"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Think Little Debbie Oatmeal Crème Pies… but WAAAAYYYYYYY better! THAT’S what this oatmeal cookiewich is like! It’s soft, chewy, chocolatey, cinnamon oat-y &amp; filled with the fluffiest cream filling. It’s basically heaven all in one bite!</p> <p> </p> <p>Winter baking has SERIOUSLY commenced in my home &amp; my winter bod is comin’ in HOTTTTT after this recipe hahaha! My hubby is going to have to ROLL me like Violet from Charlie &amp; the Chocolate Factory… #nojoke.</p> <p> </p> <p>You can absolutely ruin this cookie by replacing the chocolate chips with raisins… but that’s all on you. Don’t get me wrong, I like raisins, but they better not fucking touch my dessert. Like EVER, EVER.</p> <p> </p> <p>These cookiewhiches are just so beautiful &amp; festive. I dare you to take them to your next holiday party ;)</p> <p><strong>Happy Baking!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 17-ish </em><em>cookiewhiches</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Cookie recipe adapted </em><em>from:</em><em> <a href="https://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/gluten-free-oatmeal-cookies/">https://glutenfreeonashoestring.com/gluten-free-oatmeal-cookies/</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  OATMEAL CHOC. CHIP COOKIE  |</p> <p>¾ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>½ cup tapioca starch</p> <p>¼ cup white rice flour</p> <p>1 tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>1 tsp baking soda</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>1 tsp cinnamon</p> <p>¼ tsp nutmeg, ground</p> <p>1/8 tsp cloves, ground</p> <p>½ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>1 cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>10 Tbsp unsalted butter, softened at room temperature</p> <p>2 eggs, room temperature</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla extract</p> <p>2 ½ cups quick cooking oats</p> <p>6 oz semi-sweet chocolate chips (**<em><strong>CAN </strong>ruin this cookie &amp; sub out the chocolate chips for raisins, by weight</em>) ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM FILLING  |</p> <p>¾ cup unsalted butter, softened at room temperature</p> <p>3 cups powdered sugar</p> <p>3 Tbsp heavy cream</p> <p>1 ½ tsp vanilla extract OR vanilla bean paste</p> <p>Pinch of kosher salt</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  OATMEAL CHOC. CHIP COOKIE  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.</p> <p>2.    In a large bowl, whisk together the flour(s), xanthan gum, baking soda, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg &amp; cloves.</p> <p>3.    Add both the sugars to the dry ingredients &amp; whisk well to combine/break up any sugar lumps.</p> <p>4.    To the bowl of a stand mixer, add the dry ingredient mixture. Add the softened butter, &amp; beat with a paddle to moisten the mixture.</p> <p>5.    Add the eggs &amp; vanilla extract. Beat for 1 minute on medium-high speed.</p> <p>6.    Scrape the bowl &amp; add your oats &amp; chocolate chips (or raisins…). Mix until just combined.</p> <p>7.    Using a cookie scoop, scoop your cookies onto a baking sheet. (**<em><strong>NOTE</strong>: it’s ok if they are close together, you will space them out after chilling</em>). Place the baking sheet in the freezer until firm, about 15 minutes.</p> <p>8.    Once chilled, space your cookies about 2” apart (they will spread). Place in oven &amp; bake for 12 minutes, or until the edges are LIGHTLY golden. They WILL definitely set up once they come out &amp; cool—don’t overbake! Mine looked gooey as fuuuck, but firmed up perfectly!!</p> <p>9.    Remove from the oven &amp; let cool on cookie sheet until firm, about 10-15 minutes.</p> <p>10.    Work on your cream filling!</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM FILLING  |</p> <p>1.    With a stand mixer, beat the softened butter until creamy; about 3 minutes.</p> <p>2.    Scrape the butter down, &amp; in 3 batches, slowly add the powdered sugar on low speed. Scrape the bowl between each addition. **NOTE: this ensures you don’t get those nasty butter clumps or powdered sugar ball explosions. YW!)</p> <p>3.    Beat on medium speed for 4 minutes—scrape the bowl AGAIN.</p> <p>4.    Add heavy cream, vanilla extract, &amp; a TINY pinch of kosher salt.</p> <p>5.    Beat on high for 5 minutes (YES, 5 WHOLE MINUTES). Scrape 2 times within the 5 minutes. (**<em><strong>NOTE</strong>: You will visibly notice how much fluffier &amp; creamy your frosting will get. The scraping of the bowl &amp; amount of time you beat your frosting for is what gives it its creamy, melt in your mouth velvety texture.</em>)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ASSEMBLY  |</p> <p>1.    Flip half your cookies over, bottom side up.</p> <p>2.    Assemble a piping bag fitted with a large round tip &amp; fill with cream filling. (**<em><strong>NOTE</strong>: I used to use a Ziploc with the corner cut out pre-culinary days. WHATEVER WORKS</em>).</p> <p>3.    Pipe your filling, starting in the center of the cookie &amp; making a swirl until you reach the edge of the cookie.</p> <p>4.    Place another cookie on top &amp; you have yourself a cookiewich! (**<em><strong>NOTE</strong>: it’d be cute if you rolled the edges of the cookie where the filling pops out, in raw sugar! Yea, I just thought of that. NBD &lt;3</em>)</p> <p>5.    Repeat until all the cookies are done!</p> <p><br />  </p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a80ea74e-a8b5-4103-ae8d-f93aa9d5fe4a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ <em>the dough scooped &amp; ready for chilling.</em></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e249b5fb-90ad-4025-8d2a-5c557ef369d9" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3abfe454-7f67-4c8f-b8e4-06bfa633f928" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2027.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="579f9cf2-2e74-4fbf-a2b1-04edd83cf125" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3292420d-8de6-4559-a6c2-e4be0cf14b58" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dea3180a-7813-4c84-b11e-a5fdbb1b29cf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b8467c4e-3cea-486d-bfd4-9d89303f0f7e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bbbd693f-c31f-446c-b45c-d5f479d33ade" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5e7f30f3-1435-4acc-bb4b-9f633fbbb35c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2032.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ae79eb3b-8632-4fa7-b7fd-a182498014ae" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2033.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Oat Cream Cookie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0715c852-edbd-47ef-ad91-03e18dcd3483" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Oat%20Choc%20Cookiewich%2044.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" 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FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-666" about="/index.php/comment/666" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1584230045"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Anonymous (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 12/28/2019 - 09:33</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2019-12-28T17:33:32+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>These look almost as good as whoopie pies. 💁‍♂️</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=666&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ovPEsGyhwZGztTOD6rwcKwD9lsTcsRoaJymrWoQSWX0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-670" about="/index.php/comment/670" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1584230063"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 03/14/2020 - 16:54</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-03-14T23:54:23+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/666#comment-666" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">These look almost as good as…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Anonymous (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>BETTER than a whoopie pie ;)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=670&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="gpYBbKQOn8UBD8B_AGoTQVu74ZDj4ote8dPICgFrRzA"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=205&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="tFMXoK8exiR0h7YBDnPicFEZo7xfQyy2xk5zrjAp8C4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 12 Dec 2018 00:13:49 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 205 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Cinnamon Roll Cake | GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/10/cinnamon-roll-cake-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--204--full.html.twig * node--204.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="204" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/10/cinnamon-roll-cake-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- 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field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-10/Cinnamon%20Roll%20Cake%208.jpg?itok=_DSU99nH" width="1200" height="800" alt="Cinnamon Roll Cake" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/10/cinnamon-roll-cake-gf" data-a2a-title="Cinnamon Roll Cake | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Holy Toledo, this cinnamon roll cake is ruining my summer bod with a <em>QUICKNESS </em>:O</p> <p> </p> <p>I normally have somewhat good self-control when it comes to baked goods. “<em>Everything in moderation,</em>” they say! Well, there wasn’t anything moderate about the size of the slice I served myself. Let alone the second helping. Bring on the stretchy pants!</p> <p> </p> <p>This cinnamon roll cake tastes like the <em><strong>MIDDLE </strong></em>part of the cinnamon roll… ohhhh yeaaaaa, you heard that right!!! The <strong>BEST </strong>part of the cinnamon roll in my humble &amp; right opinion ;) This cake is tender, moist, cinnamon-y, &amp; iced to creamy cream cheese perfection! Just put your skinny jeans aside &amp; treat yourself. You won’t be sorry you made this!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>Now excuse me while I hover over the pan, tempted for a THIRD helping.</em> *please send help*</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 8”x8” pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  CINNAMON SWIRL  |</p> <p>½ cup unsalted butter, softened at room temperature</p> <p>½ cup brown sugar</p> <p>1 Tbsp brown rice flour</p> <p>1 Tbsp cinnamon, ground</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CAKE  |</p> <p>5 Tbsp unsalted butter, softened at room temperature</p> <p>¾ cup sugar</p> <p>½ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup + 1/8 cup white rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup + 1 Tbsp tapioca starch</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>¼ tsp baking soda</p> <p>1 tsp baking powder</p> <p>¼ tsp salt</p> <p>2 eggs, room temperature</p> <p>6 ½ oz buttermilk</p> <p>1 ½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p><em>cinnamon sugar, for sprinkling on top</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  ICING  |</p> <p>2 Tbsp butter, softened</p> <p>4 oz cream cheese, softened</p> <p>1 cup powdered sugar</p> <p>1 Tbsp milk</p> <p>½ tsp vanilla extract</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  CINNAMON SWIRL  |</p> <p>1.    In a bowl, mix all ingredients by hand with a spatula. If your butter is softened like it should be, it’ll come together with little effort.</p> <p>2.    Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CAKE  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat your oven to 350°F. Grease an 8”x8“ pan OR line with parchment.</p> <p>2.    In a medium-size bowl, sift the flour(s), xanthan gum, baking soda &amp; baking powder. Add the salt, &amp; whisk to combine well. Set the dry ingredients aside.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, beat the butter &amp; sugar on medium-high speed for at least 3 minutes, stopping at least once to scrape the entire mixture off the sides &amp; bottom of the bowl. Cream until light &amp; fluffy!</p> <p>4.    Combine the eggs, buttermilk &amp; vanilla in a small bowl, &amp; whisk to combine well. To the mixer bowl with the butter &amp; sugar mixture, add half of the dry mixture, then the egg mixture, &amp; add the rest of the dry ingredients last. Mix to combine. Scrape bottom &amp; sides of bowl.</p> <p>5.    Once all of the ingredients have been added, beat for another minute on medium speed to ensure that everything is combined, then turn over the batter a few times by hand.</p> <p>6.    Pour batter into greased or lined pan.</p> <p>7.    Drop dollops of cinnamon swirl batter on top of vanilla cake &amp; swirl around with a butter knife!</p> <p>8.    Bake cake for 30-32 minutes; turning pan around halfway through baking process.</p> <p>9.    <em>Let cool before icing.</em></p> <p>10. Ice &amp; sprinkle with cinnamon sugar!</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ICING  |</p> <p>1.    In a stand mixer, beat softened butter &amp; cream cheese for 5-7 minutes; scraping the bowl down a few times to ensure you don’t get ANY chunks.</p> <p>2.    On low speed, slowly add your powdered sugar. Add vanilla.</p> <p>3.    Scrape bowl &amp; beat mixture on medium speed for 4 minutes, until creamy.</p> <p>4.    Add milk &amp; beat for another couple minutes.</p> <p>5.    Frost cooled cake!! Cinnabon ain’t got NOTHIN’ on this &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="cinnamon roll cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="83e5216e-4f12-4038-bb77-6f8511d6946f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinnamon%20Roll%20Cake%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="cinnamon roll cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1eb89319-6d72-4b3f-a4e9-b2e8edf90335" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinnamon%20Roll%20Cake%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="cinnamon roll cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4eea0c01-19ca-4f86-b640-425390909d42" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinnamon%20Roll%20Cake%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="cinnamon roll cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1a5395f1-a52c-42e4-8985-a85e444ef827" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Cinnamon%20Roll%20Cake%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="cinnamon roll cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="37ea3f89-d068-437c-b4ca-0bdf01b3d461" 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Oct 2018 00:23:04 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 204 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com French Drinking Chocolate | Vegan https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/10/french-drinking-chocolate-vegan <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--203--full.html.twig * node--203.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="203" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/10/french-drinking-chocolate-vegan" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="French Drinking Chocolate | Vegan" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' 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'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-10/Hot%20Chocolate%2024.jpg?itok=BCsEAbYc" width="1200" height="800" alt="Hot Chocolate" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/10/french-drinking-chocolate-vegan" data-a2a-title="French Drinking Chocolate | Vegan"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This is a French-inspired “drinking chocolate”, which essentially means it’s the thickest &amp; fuckin’ creamiest hot chocolate you’ll ever drink. It is RICH AS FUCK, so you gotta love yo’self some chocolate. If you want to completely change the texture of it… just add more milk to make it more of a “regular” hot chocolate. Either way, it won’t let you down. PRRRROMISE!</p> <p><br /> It’s the perfect drink to warm you up on a chilly night!!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Best accompanied with:</strong></p> <p><em>-    Cold weather</em></p> <p><em>-    Snuggles</em></p> <p><em>-    Crackling fire</em></p> <p><em>-    Romantic Comedies</em></p> <p><em>-    Cozy knit blanket</em></p> <p><em>-    &amp; Marshmallows (</em><em>duuhhhh</em><em>)</em></p> <p> </p> <p>:) The drink pictured above was made the vegan variation… &amp; you can see how decadent it looks. <em>UHM, YES PLEASE!</em></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: One Mug (sounds lonely, better <strong>double </strong>it ;) )</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  VEGAN  |</p> <p>4 ounces certified vegan dark chocolate, chopped</p> <p>1 ½ cups almond or soy milk</p> <p>3-4 Tbsp granulated sugar</p> <p>2 tsp cornstarch</p> <p> </p> <p>|  NON-VEGAN  |</p> <p>4 ounces semi-sweet or dark chocolate, chopped</p> <p>1 ½ cups whole or 2% milk</p> <p>3-4 Tbsp granulated sugar</p> <p>2 tsp cornstarch</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    In a saucepan over LOW heat, add the chopped chocolate &amp; just a splash of the milk. Stir the chocolate constantly until melted so you don’t burn it.</p> <p>2.    Slowly add the remaining milk, whisking until combined. Whisk in the sugar &amp; cornstarch.</p> <p>3.    Stir over low heat until it becomes thick &amp; creamy, about 5 minutes or so. **<strong><em>NOTE:</em></strong><em> the longer you simmer, the thicker it’ll get. If it gets too thick for your liking, just add more milk!!</em></p> <p>4.    THICK. ASS. DRINKING. HOT. CHOCOLATE.</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f0ca536c-6e11-4664-b49d-2ed1fd91e78a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="84ed0192-3e0a-44c2-8584-c692ad028ee2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2019.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="68cd32ea-2ed4-490f-8949-28e6531770d1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c6dffbc1-c068-46e1-8979-6fcc354e2181" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2026.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="15e11ddd-371e-4c71-9b1c-9e45dd5b6643" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2030.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ab169505-f571-4a9a-87ac-0de2d7d13135" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2034.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="79209c28-0d42-4362-9571-06e7cc5e03f9" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2037.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="92c1cd94-1496-47c8-9d04-abf45bef377e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2038.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b9d4642e-caac-4897-a993-0b71d035c708" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2041.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Hot Choc" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b148ec46-9961-490d-b3de-196f215ad44a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Hot%20Chocolate%2042.jpg" /></p> <p><br />  </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME 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OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/10/maple-autumn-salad-two-ways" data-a2a-title="Maple Autumn Salad | TWO ways"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This salad mother fuckin’ <strong>SCREEEAMS </strong>fall. Just look at it. <em>Now</em><em> look at it again</em>. How much more fall can a salad get?!</p> <p> </p> <p>If you like sweet &amp; salty at the same time, this is your recipe! However, if you’re one of those people who hate fruit with savory, or who don’t like hot &amp; cold food mixing… just click out now. Really, it’s ok! I’ve only taken partial offense…  /just find you really, really weird hahaha ;)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>**IMPORTANT**</strong> Ok, so below are actually TWO variations of this salad. I originally made/photographed Variation #1… which I loved! Then, the salad was so good that I wanted to make it for the second night in a row. I didn’t have some of the ingredients, however, so I just winged what I had &amp; made it the same way. GUESS WHAT?! I think I actually <em><strong>prefer </strong></em>the taste of Variation #2 more! That could be because it has fewer ingredients &amp; just seemed easier hahaha. Either way, Variation #1 looks pretty, so its photo is staying the default <strong>#VainAF</strong>! They are <em>both </em>phenomenal tasting, you <em>can’t </em>go wrong either way.</p> <p> </p> <p>You get such a nice balance of textures &amp; flavors in this dish. You have crispy apples &amp; pears, chewy sugary figs, crunchy pomegranate seeds, warm cinnamon acorn squash, salty cheese, all dressed in a delish maple syrup vinaigrette!! It’s like Thanksgiving in one dish, minus the turkey.</p> <p> </p> <p>Let me know if you guys give this salad a try!</p> <p>Happy eating season &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 5</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  ROASTED ACORN SQUASH OR SWEET POTATO  | <em>**depending on if you're doing salad variation #1 or #2</em></p> <p>½ acorn squash, deseeded &amp; cut into ¼” strips OR 2 small sweet potato, peeled &amp; cut into small ½” cubes (<em>this is where you need to figure out if you are doing salad Variation 1 or 2)</em></p> <p>2 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil</p> <p>3 Tbsp maple syrup</p> <p>½ tsp cinnamon</p> <p>¼ tsp salt</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MAPLE SYRUP VINAIGRETTE  |</p> <p>½ cup extra virgin olive oil</p> <p>4 Tbsp  (2 oz) maple syrup</p> <p>4 Tbsp (2 oz) apple cider vinegar</p> <p>¾ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>1/8 tsp pepper</p> <p>1/8 tsp cinnamon</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MAPLE SALAD <strong>VARIATION #1</strong> (<em>pictured</em>)  |</p> <p>Roasted Acorn Squash</p> <p>4 large leaves kale, destemmed &amp; chopped</p> <p>2.5 oz spinach (1/2 small box from store)</p> <p>½ honeycrisp apple, sliced thin</p> <p>½ asian pear, sliced thin</p> <p>½ cup pomegranate seeds</p> <p>½ cup dried figs, chopped into tiny pieces</p> <p>1/3 cup roasted salted pepitas + more for sprinkling on top</p> <p>¾ cup shaved parmesan + more for sprinkling on top</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MAPLE SALAD <strong>VARIATION #2</strong>  (<em>my preferred one</em>) |</p> <p>Roasted Sweet Potatoes</p> <p>4 large leaves kale, destemmed &amp; chopped</p> <p>2.5 oz spinach (1/2 small box from store)</p> <p>½ asian pear, sliced thin</p> <p>½ cup dried cranberries + more for sprinkling on top</p> <p>1/3 cup roasted salted pepitas + more for sprinkling on top</p> <p>¾ cup crumbled feta cheese + more for sprinkling on top</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  ACORN SQUASH OR SWEET POTATO  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 400 degrees &amp; line a baking sheet with foil OR parchment.</p> <p>2.    In a bowl, toss chopped acorn (or sweet potato) cubes with remaining ingredients: oil, maple syrup, cinnamon &amp; salt.</p> <p>3.    Spread out on a baking sheet &amp; bake for 30-35 minutes until tender. <em>When they are done roasting, give them a toss to get all the juicy goodness off the tray &amp; set aside</em>.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MAPLE SYRUP VINAIGRETTE  |</p> <p>1.    Whisk ALL dressing ingredients together until it emulsifies. Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SALAD  |</p> <p>1.    In a large bowl, toss together the roasted acorn squash OR sweet potatoes, dressing, &amp; all remaining salad ingredients.</p> <p>2.    Taste &amp; adjust salt, if necessary. To each plate, add a little <em><strong>extra </strong></em>cheese, pepitas, &amp; dried cranberries!</p> <p>3.    Happy Fall Y’all!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Maple Autumn Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="06062558-5609-4bcf-ad94-c12e05195a00" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Maple%20Autumn%20Salad%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Maple Autumn Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3f771844-3bf2-465d-b4e0-5f24f24f3f69" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Maple%20Autumn%20Salad%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Maple Autumn Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d15467af-93cd-47f5-ab17-877e96d72513" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Maple%20Autumn%20Salad%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Maple Autumn Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f3005cfe-521a-4d58-89fc-55e0fe7d7fd1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Maple%20Autumn%20Salad%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Maple Autumn Salad" data-entity-type="file" 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="201" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/09/chocolate-coffee-toffee-caramel-apples" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Chocolate Coffee Toffee Caramel Apples" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:2" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-09/Caramel%20Apples%2045.jpg?itok=daaK65qs" width="1200" height="800" alt="Chocolate Coffee Toffee Caramel Apple" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/chocolate-coffee-toffee-caramel-apples" data-a2a-title="Chocolate Coffee Toffee Caramel Apples"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Who else buys caramel apples just to eat the outside candy goodness, leaving only worm sized bites through to the apple?! Well I do! I’m the type of person who likes more chocolate &amp; candy, less apple. If you feel me, <strong>hallelujah</strong>!! This little sweet treat ensures you get a little bit of the good stuff with <strong><em>EVERY</em></strong> bite of apple *<em>high five</em>*! It’s more of a balanced meal in my opinion ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>This is the perfect treat to take to a holiday party. They look much more complicated than they are, making YOU look impressive AF for making them!! Win win.</p> <p> </p> <p>They are sooooo fucking delicious you guys. I meeeean:</p> <p><em>Chocolate.</em></p> <p><em>Coffee.</em></p> <p><em>Caramel.</em></p> <p><em>Toffee.</em></p> <p><strong>YES PLEASE.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><em>You can really sprinkle &amp; top them with whatever shit you want</em>… but this combination is <strong><em>just</em></strong> what my hormonal ass needed at the time :)</p> <p>Let me know if you try them!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 12ish apple slices (depending on how thick you cut them)</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>2 large gala apples</p> <p>Popsicle or lollipop sticks</p> <p>4 cups semi-sweet chocolate chips</p> <p>2 Tbsp coconut oil</p> <p>1 cup caramel candies, melted (kraft)</p> <p>2 Tbsp heavy cream</p> <p>Espresso powder</p> <p>Heath Toffee Bits</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Wash &amp; slice your apples into ¼”- ½” slices. The thicker they are, the less likely your stick will go straight through one side, causing you to curse in front of your dear children.</p> <p>2.    <em>Press both sides of the apple slices with a paper towel to soak up the juices</em><strong> #important.</strong></p> <p>3.    Carefully take out any apple seeds while keeping the apple intact (<em>obviiiiii</em>). Stick your popsicle or lollipop stick through the bottom of the apple going ¾ way through the slices.</p> <p>4.    In a large heatproof bowl, melt your chocolate chips, stirring every 30 seconds until completely melted. Add your coconut oil &amp; stir to combine.</p> <p>5.    Dip apple slices in chocolate &amp; place on a baking sheet lined with parchment.</p> <p>6.    Melt caramel candies in the microwave, stirring every 30 seconds until completely melted. Add the heavy cream &amp; stir until smooth.</p> <p>7.    Move like the damn flash drizzling your caramel on your apples because that bitch hardens <strong>QUUUUICK</strong><em> (I learned).</em></p> <p>8.    Sprinkle espresso powder on apples. Top with toffee bits &amp; lightly press down so they stick.</p> <p>9.    Give yourself a pat on the back—how good are YOU?!<em> *high five*</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Caramel Apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1085b58d-a888-45d4-9cd2-898150276988" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ The setup</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="32a8610f-1b99-4a95-bc39-9a3cbdfc9e1e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%206.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Ready for dipping</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="42e30eea-2c5f-4d02-826b-512a0e5bfddf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%207.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Dippppp</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a7a96472-153f-49e9-b603-68f16cb50224" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ae501e95-fc76-4572-ac46-8422ee6e660b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%209.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Drizzling the caramel. The first one is like a fuckin' pancake, ok?! ...IT NEVER COMES OUT hahaha</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="955b63cc-efce-4a70-917a-208a2362de5b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2010.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Sprinkled the espresso powder (&amp; it could have used evvven more)</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0533fd61-1dee-41d9-a713-a5409575577a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2011_0.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Sprinkling the toffee bits</p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f6132e47-c45e-4dca-9314-eb73bef900b0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2012_0.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Slightly pressing the toffee bits </p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8e8fe79d-134c-4bcd-9c38-fa3d5623e9dd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="64d961fc-20a5-42c1-8659-fa2efe6cfe60" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3a240aaa-c0da-40c3-a2d0-3e411dff2317" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="53ce748f-a13a-47c2-9f07-b355f7186a1c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="84590eb5-9819-4bc7-baa9-a22d1a495bc8" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2027.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ca6d765a-20af-4501-9601-ba894a6af492" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2028.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b8f3c192-f440-45d2-b39d-470f176e5266" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2029.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7feca84e-b63c-4724-86e9-52fb9223a432" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2030.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b1711056-1063-495a-8fb5-ea2af905a1da" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2036.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9a78c1b3-fdde-4808-9f1a-2d6c97fd8257" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2039.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1a0a8abf-bcf1-4def-abfd-4d57147c4001" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2040.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="caramel apple" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="730e38ff-f8a6-403c-8503-d7c39eee0b77" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Caramel%20Apples%2044.jpg" /></p> <p><img 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'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-477" about="/index.php/comment/477" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1538428973"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Anonymous (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 10:25</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-10-01T17:25:56+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Hilarious and I will be trying these!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=477&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="UsGccU2_jpZw6276m3Vufk0-KLWAzH_E-AnhIu5jsjg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-478" about="/index.php/comment/478" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1538428993"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 10/01/2018 - 14:23</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-10-01T21:23:13+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/477#comment-477" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Hilarious and I will be…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Anonymous (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ohhh hell yea!!!!! You GO FOR IT :) !!!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=478&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="cw6Dc6A0RBfcz1vGnglfH_3Aj8BXIKkjg99NpzGKOvA"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=201&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="D0wwbEHx9IsBeFt4_mmK39s5qJL1jkrYP4NpjgO8iuY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sun, 30 Sep 2018 15:23:57 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 201 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Pesto Caprese Grilled Cheese https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/pesto-caprese-grilled-cheese <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--200--full.html.twig * node--200.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="200" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/09/pesto-caprese-grilled-cheese" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Pesto Caprese Grilled Cheese" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-09/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%206.jpg?itok=hsB-Z7Es" width="1200" height="800" alt="Pesto Caprese Grilled Cheese" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/pesto-caprese-grilled-cheese" data-a2a-title="Pesto Caprese Grilled Cheese"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You know that one night a week where you’re sitting there fighting with yourself, “<em>I’ve been eating really well! I deserve some fuckin’ carbs. I deserve some damn cheese! I’ll just slap a tomato on it &amp; call it healthy</em>”! Well, that’s how this Pesto Caprese Grilled Cheese was born. Well, that &amp; the cold weather made me do it. Pair this with a hot cup of tomato soup?!?! <strong>DEAR LORD YAAASSSSSSS </strong>&lt;3 &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p>I don’t think this sammich needs much selling.</p> <p><em>Toasty bread.</em></p> <p><em>Hot melty cheese.</em></p> <p><em>Basil </em><em>pesto</em><em>.</em></p> <p><em>Juicy tomatoes.</em></p> <p><em>BUTTTTAAAHHHH!</em></p> <p> </p> <p>Fall is ALL about comfort foods, &amp; this is definitely one of them :)</p> <p>You’re welcome.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>Bread of choice</p> <p>Salted butter, softened</p> <p>Mozzarella cheese, shredded</p> <p>Basil pesto (you can make your own, <em>buuut</em><em> </em>this was a weeknight for me &amp; that was just NOT happenin’)</p> <p>Garden tomatoes, sliced thinly</p> <p>Italian seasoning</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Spread the softened butter on one side of each slice of bread, <em>completelyyyyy</em><em> </em>covering! We will worry about eating better tomorrow ;) ;)</p> <p>2.    Spread the pesto on the opposite sides of each slice.</p> <p>3.    Heat your griddle over medium heat. Place one slice of bread on the griddle with the buttered side down.</p> <p>4.    Add the shredded mozzarella, sliced garden tomato, add a little more cheese &amp; sprinkle with Italian seasoning. Add the remaining slice of bread, buttered side UP. Adjust the heat as needed &amp; cook until golden brown, approx. 2-5 minutes. I have the best luck with the “low &amp; slow method”.<em> **NOTE: I </em><em>maaaaay</em><em> have also added cheese to the outside of my bread for a crispier crust. It burns easily though so I don’t recommend it. “Do as I say, not as I do” hahaha.</em></p> <p>5.    Flip &amp; cook until golden brown on the other side, about 2-5 minutes.</p> <p>6.    Pesto caprese grilled cheese GOODNESS *<em>drooooool</em>*</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="74585392-71c4-428f-943c-ed8a4124058a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="31277015-33ff-444c-88ac-b711533b1f83" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="37d65278-fb33-45f1-98ce-51569bfcdecf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="12771609-63f1-4d1c-b91c-aee1729e1725" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="aa05f845-473c-4507-b303-280b6f25b69d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8a46d4a2-3196-49fb-a7ea-cb831808aa41" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="pesto caprese" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a438c19b-4296-434f-bf22-64bf2010371d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pesto%20Caprese%20Grilled%20Cheese%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><br />  </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * 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<article data-history-node-id="199" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/09/fish-piccata" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Fish Piccata" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * 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<!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/fish-piccata" data-a2a-title="Fish Piccata"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This has to be one of the easiest &amp; least complicated recipes I have up on the blog. Aaaand that’s exactly <em>why </em>it’s one of my <strong>favorites</strong>! It’s the perfect quick &amp; easy weeknight dinner. The plus side?? You don’t need much of the white wine, so you’re free to drink the <em>rest </em>of the bottle *<em>winnnnning</em>*!</p> <p> </p> <p>For how little ingredients there are, this dish isn’t lacking any flavor.</p> <p>It’s bright, a bit tangy, salty, buttery, &amp; in a bath of white wine sauce!! <em>Fucking <strong>YAASSSSS</strong></em>!</p> <p> </p> <p>Hope you guys give this recipe a try &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 3 filets</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe adapted from: <a href="https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/melissa-darabian/fish-piccata-recipe-1923443?soc=sharingpinterest">https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/melissa-darabian/fish-piccata-recipe-1923443?soc=sharingpinterest</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>3 filets white fish<em> (we used tilapia, you can use sole etc)</em></p> <p>Kosher salt &amp; pepper</p> <p>½ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>3 Tbsp extra virgin olive oil</p> <p>3 oz white wine <em>(that’s right in between ¼ cup &amp; ½ cup btw haha)</em></p> <p>2 lemons, juiced</p> <p>2 Tbsp capers + ½ tsp caper juice from jar</p> <p>2 Tbsp salted butter</p> <p>3 Tbsp fresh parsley, chopped</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Rinse &amp; pat the fish filets dry with a paper towel. Sprinkle salt &amp; pepper on both sides. Set aside.</p> <p>2.    In a large sauté pan, heat the olive oil over medium-high heat.</p> <p>3.    While the pan heats, dredge each fish filet in the brown rice flour, shaking off excess.</p> <p>4.    Sauté the fish in the oil until cooked through &amp; golden, about 4-5 minutes. Flip over &amp; cook until the same doneness! Remove fish filets from the pan &amp; set aside on a platter.</p> <p>5.    Deglaze the pan with the white wine &amp; whisk for one minute. Add the lemon juice, capers, caper juice; whisk to combine. Add the butter, whisking to bring the sauce together.</p> <p>6.    Pour the sauce onto the fish &amp; garnish with fresh parsley!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="fish piccata" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c59894e8-1871-4520-86c9-dae626e44c66" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Fish%20Piccata%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="fish piccata" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="16a13588-e94a-4642-9084-5fa77ffb3a27" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Fish%20Piccata%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="fish piccata" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="22c492ba-71f2-4cf0-9ce2-037b10675d45" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Fish%20Piccata%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="fish piccata" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0b5170e8-4fca-45a7-bf6b-6225f50f4996" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Fish%20Piccata%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="fish piccata" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3c612017-b416-43a1-a50e-022b2d3d59fd" 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THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Chocolate Biscuits | GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/chocolate-biscuits-gf" data-a2a-title="Chocolate Biscuits | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I have been making these chocolate biscuits for <em>years</em>! The only challenge was that now I needed to convert this recipe to gluten-free while trying to maintain its <strong>rock star deliciousness</strong>… and I DID IT!!</p> <p> </p> <p>The BEST part about this dough?!?!</p> <p><em>No rise time.</em></p> <p><em>No chill time.</em></p> <p><em>No waiting!!</em></p> <p> </p> <p>These chocolate biscuits aren’t overly sweet &amp; they are moist as <em>hellllllll</em>. I’m not even going to sugar coat it, they’re fucking <strong>AMAZING</strong>. Like, everyone should definitely try them, THAT’S how good they are! Heart eyes for days &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p>Don’t shy away like, “ohhh it’s dough, rolling, &amp; that’s just too much work”.</p> <p> </p> <p><em><strong>NO.</strong> NO, don’t you go there! </em>You don’t even need a mixer, just your two hands! And remember there is no rise <em>OR </em>chill time! These are literally the easiest &amp; most rewarding type of biscuits.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Don’t be turned off by how they look. </strong>The first batch I forgot the baking powder, so I <em>COMPLETELY </em>had to remake them… hence my half-assed trying to make them just as pretty the second time hahah. Try these once &amp; you’ll be hooked. That’s a guarantee. Let me know if you try them. They make an excellent addition to any brunch spread!! :)</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 12 biscuits</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe adapted </em><em>from:</em><em> <a href="http://www.bakerella.com/chocolate-swirl-biscuits/">http://www.bakerella.com/chocolate-swirl-biscuits/</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  DOUGH  |</p> <p>1 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>½ cup white rice flour</p> <p>½ cup tapioca starch</p> <p>¼ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>1 Tbsp baking powder</p> <p>2 Tbsp granulated sugar</p> <p>½ tsp salt</p> <p>5 Tbsp unsalted butter, cold &amp; cut into tiny cubes</p> <p>¾ cup 2% milk (<em>may need to add an additional tbsp if dough seems dry</em>)</p> <p> </p> <p>| FILLING  |</p> <p>3 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened</p> <p>2 Tbsp granulated sugar</p> <p>4 ounces semi-sweet OR dark chocolate, finely chopped</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOPPING  |<em> **optional, but gives a nice golden sheen</em></p> <p>1 large egg yolk</p> <p>1 Tbsp milk</p> <p><em>sugar, for sprinkling</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 400 degrees &amp; line baking sheet with parchment paper.</p> <p>2.    In a medium bowl whisk together brown rice flour, white rice flour, tapioca starch, xanthan gum, baking powder, sugar &amp; salt until well blended!</p> <p>3.    Using fingers or a pastry blender, work butter into the dry ingredients until crumbly.  **NOTE: I use my fingers because I’m lazy &amp; hate extra dishes.</p> <p>4.    Add milk &amp; stir with a fork until a loose, sticky dough forms.</p> <p>5.    Turn dough out on a floured (brown rice flour) work surface. Flour your hands &amp; form dough into a ball. Then gently knead it several times (8-10).</p> <p>6.    Flour surface &amp; hands more as necessary &amp; use a floured rolling pin to roll the dough into a 13X11 inch rectangle. <em>**NOTE: if you don’t have a rolling pin, you can use a bottle of wine! My sister told me it works great <strong>hahaha</strong>!</em></p> <p>7.    Position the long side of the dough in front of you.</p> <p>8.    For the filling, spread softened butter over surface of dough. Sprinkle with sugar &amp; cover with chopped chocolate.</p> <p>9.    Roll the dough up in a jelly roll fashion &amp; cut the roll into 10-12 equal sections.</p> <p>10.    Place cut sections on parchment covered baking sheet about 2 inches apart &amp; smoosh down SLIGHTLY.</p> <p>11.    Brush on topping if desired. Mix egg yolk &amp; milk together &amp;  brush over tops. Then sprinkle with extra sugar!</p> <p>12.    Bake for about 18 minutes or until biscuits are golden &amp; puffed up!</p> <p>13.    EASIEST. RECIPE. EVER!</p> <p> </p> <p>Step by Step pictures here we gooo:</p> <p><img alt="choc biscuits" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6df97539-dd3f-427c-be96-051dc98ff838" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Biscuits%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="choc biscuits" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="cd14e5e4-e7ac-47c9-a2f0-02d82fe68de0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Biscuits%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="choc biscuits" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c270f19d-5279-47dc-982e-6b7027fa2486" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Biscuits%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="choc biscuits" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e43ec34b-d18b-4c58-a535-48e7a8f01012" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Biscuits%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="choc biscuits" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="702a11fa-4e5a-48ac-8f73-96e13198d1f4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Biscuits%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img 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DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-09/Meatless%20Meatballs%2012.jpg?itok=FGr9IaBY" width="1200" height="800" 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class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>These meatless meatballs make for the <strong>PERFECT</strong> <strong>party appetizer</strong>, or served over a bed of rice for a full on meal! They have been an absolute <em>HIIIIT</em>, even with my carnivorous friends, at every party we’ve ever brought them to. People <em>gasp </em>when they find out they’re completely vegetarian, shrug, &amp; devour them until the pot is empty.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Full disclosure:</strong> I forgot to mash the lentils &amp; they STILL came out fantastic haha. The texture truly resembles that of a “real” meatball. Don’t EVEN get me started on how fucking BOMB.com the homemade sweet &amp; sour sauce is! It’s ridiculously easy to make &amp; <strong>waaaay</strong><strong> </strong>better for you than that store bought crap <em>*no offense…*.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>The time &amp; effort these take are well WORTH the reward &lt;3 You can even make the meatballs ahead of time (<em>no sauce</em>), freeze them, &amp; make the sauce one night for dinner &amp; gently reheat them in it! BAM! <em>Easy weeknight dinner.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>I <strong>rrrrreally</strong><strong> </strong>hope that you guys will give these a try; it’s legitimately one of my <em>favorite </em>recipes I have up on the blog!</p> <p><em>Let me know if you try them :)</em></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 20-ish golf ball sized meatballs</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe courtesy of: <a href="https://happyfoodhealthylife.com/vegaterian-sweet-and-sour-porcupine-meatballs/">https://happyfoodhealthylife.com/vegaterian-sweet-and-sour-porcupine-meatballs/</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  MEATBALLS  |</p> <p>2 cups water</p> <p>1 tsp salt</p> <p>1 cup lentils</p> <p>1 cup 90 second brown rice</p> <p>½ onion, finely diced</p> <p>1 cup quick-cooking oats</p> <p>¾ cup cheddar cheese, grated</p> <p>1 egg, beaten <strong><em>(***vegetarians use flax egg--1 Tbsp ground flaxseed + 2.5 Tbsp water: stir &amp; let rest for 5 minutes to thicken)</em></strong></p> <p>8 oz tomato sauce</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic powder</p> <p>1 tsp garlic salt</p> <p>2 tsp dried basil</p> <p>¼ tsp black pepper</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWEET + SOUR SAUCE  |</p> <p>1 ½ cups brown sugar, packed</p> <p>3 oz distilled white vinegar</p> <p>2 ½ oz soy sauce</p> <p>½ cup ketchup</p> <p>2 ¼ cup water</p> <p>4 tbsp brown rice flour</p> <p>1 tbsp cornstarch</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  MEATBALLS  |</p> <p>1.    In a small saucepan, bring the 2 cups of water &amp; salt (1 tsp) to a boil. Add lentils &amp; turn down to a simmer. Cover &amp; simmer for about 25 minutes, or until lentils are tender.</p> <p>2.    Roughly mash with a fork &amp; set aside to cool down.</p> <p>3.    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F &amp; generously spray a baking sheet with non-stick spray.</p> <p>4.    In a large bowl combine the lentils, 90 second brown rice, onion, oats, cheese, egg, tomato sauce, &amp; seasonings. Use your hands to make sure everything get worked together &amp; mixed thoroughly.</p> <p>5.    Once mixed, form golf ball sized “meatballs” &amp; place on greased baking sheet.</p> <p>6.    Bake in oven for 30-35 minutes, taking them out halfway through &amp; gently turning them over to ensure they brown on both sides.</p> <p>7.    <em>Work on </em><em>sauce</em><em>.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWEET + SOUR SAUCE  |</p> <p>1.    Combine all the sauce ingredients in a pot big enough to eventually add the meatballs to.</p> <p>2.    Whisk the ingredients together, bringing to a boil. Once it starts to boil &amp; thickens up, it’s time to add your meatballs to the sauce.</p> <p>3.    Very gently add the meatballs to the sauce, spooning some sauce over the tops to cover them. Cover &amp; let gently boil for 10 minutes. Stir a couple times throughout the 10 minutes to make sure they don’t stick to the pot.</p> <p>4.    <strong>The meatballs are ready to serve!</strong><br />  </p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8336fce5-9f48-4ea9-b433-b68b02b7bca1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Meatless%20Meatballs%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ before baking + browning. SEE, tooootally looks like meat!</p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="34efa93d-39a7-403b-bc6e-c1d7abf9ffa1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Meatless%20Meatballs%203.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ straight out of the oven</p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="db5dae23-c47a-418c-98cd-2016097b27ca" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Meatless%20Meatballs%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5b0b68f3-675f-41c4-99ab-7dfff4513842" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Meatless%20Meatballs%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="764ff320-6bfc-44da-a2a6-2c8bb11c0c6a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Meatless%20Meatballs%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Meatless Meatballs" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8bff24b5-6556-4473-b571-a3bda7a5de79" 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Zuppa Toscana…<em> &amp; I don’t eat meat?!?! *puts hands in face &amp; cries*</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Aaaaaand </strong>that’s basically how this recipe was born! I also don’t use cream because it’s not the <em>grrrrreatest</em><em> </em>for you ;) Ok, so maybe this is more like a healthier, meatless take on the Olive Garden classic! Haha! I promise you though, it’s <strong>super </strong>fucking delish!!</p> <p> </p> <p>This recipe serves an army, so feel free to invite everyone over for dinner. Yes, even your carnivorous friends will be pleased &amp; leave feeling 100% satisfied.</p> <p> </p> <p>It’s the perfect soup for coming into fall &lt;3 <strong>Enjoy </strong><strong>loviessssss</strong><strong>.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 8</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>1 yellow onion, diced</p> <p>4 garlic cloves, minced</p> <p>2 tbsp butter</p> <p>14 oz meatless “veggie” sausage “crumbles” (looks side to side…)</p> <p>7 cups veggie broth</p> <p>1 tsp kosher salt</p> <p>1 tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp dried sage</p> <p>¾ tsp crushed red pepper flakes</p> <p>6 russet potatoes, cut into ½ inch cubes</p> <p>1 cup 2% milk</p> <p>3 large leaves curly kale, chopped</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Heat the butter in a large soup pot over medium-high heat.</p> <p>2.    Add the garlic &amp; onion; cook until softened (approx. 4 minutes).</p> <p>3.    Add your faux sausage &amp; cook for another 5-10 minutes, until the meatless meat starts to brown. It really just needs to be heated, because <em><strong>hello</strong></em>, <em>it’s not real meat</em> ;)</p> <p>4.    To the pot, add the veggie broth, salt, garlic salt, dried sage, crushed red pepper flakes, &amp; potatoes.</p> <p>5.    Boil until the potatoes are fork tender (approx. 15 minutes).</p> <p>6.    Using a slotted spoon, remove 1 cup of the potatoes &amp; add to high-speed blender. <strong>Don’t worry</strong> if you get a little faux meat or any other goodness thrown in there.</p> <p>7.    Add your 1 cup of 2% milk to the blender along with the potatoes &amp; blend until smooth &amp; creamy. Add back to the soup &amp; stir to combine.</p> <p>8.    Add the chopped kale&amp; let wilt for 2 minutes. <strong>SERVE</strong>!!! Meatless Zuppa Toscana!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="fb1309ab-d13a-4d70-ba69-e53543b36e6e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Zuppa%20Toscana%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="09dc5419-5110-4686-904e-1ecbc5392983" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Zuppa%20Toscana%203.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="79e48e56-bf5c-4bff-9130-0e96575d1a33" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Zuppa%20Toscana%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b67da871-d141-45fa-856e-3c64ad21d622" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Zuppa%20Toscana%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ea585d6e-d5cb-466a-980c-f0b38538843b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Zuppa%20Toscana%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="zuppa toscana" data-entity-type="file" 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SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-09/Apple%20Crisp%207.jpg?itok=BR1d8OKX" width="1200" height="800" alt="Apple Crisp" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/09/salted-caramel-apple-crisp-gf" data-a2a-title="Salted Caramel Apple Crisp | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Fall baking has officially commenced!! If Starbucks is ALREADY fucking serving pumpkin spice lattes, I think I’m allowed to start making my apple crisp again! I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but, <em>TOOT TOOOOT</em>!! This apple crisp is quite literally the <strong>best </strong>recipe out there. And it’s one that gets better as it sits out. Yes, it tastes <strong>EVVVEN</strong><strong> </strong><strong>better </strong>at room temperature as it’s marinated in its caramelly goodness :O I know, it’s a <em>sin </em>to eat a room temperature apple crisp, but you gotta trust me on this one guys!</p> <p> </p> <p>This apple crisp is alllllllll the right combination of things. It’s warm, juicy, sugary, crunchy, cinnamon-y &amp; oozing with caramel flavor! Do I really need to convince you to make this?? Just do yourself a favor &amp; try it.</p> <p> </p> <p>HAPPY FALL Y’ALL.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 8” x 8” pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  APPLE FILLING  |</p> <p>4 apples, cored, peeled &amp; sliced thin (I used 2 honeycri$p &amp; 2 granny smith—<em>you want a variety</em>)</p> <p>¼ cup granulated sugar</p> <p>1 ½ tsp cinnamon</p> <p>¼ tsp nutmeg</p> <p>1 tsp cornstarch</p> <p>1 tbsp lemon juice</p> <p>1/3 cup <strong>Trader Joes Fleur De Sel Caramel Sauce</strong> (<em>or any salted caramel sauce you like, but this one is really the best haha</em>)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CRUMB TOPPING  |</p> <p>½ cup old-fashioned oats</p> <p>¾ cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>1 tsp cinnamon</p> <p>½ tsp nutmeg</p> <p>¼ cup white rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>1 tbsp tapioca starch</p> <p>6 tbsp salted butter, slightly softened</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  APPLE FILLING  |</p> <p>1.    Literally mix ALL of the ingredients together in a big fat bowl. Keep stirring, the juice from the apples will seep &amp; dissolve the caramel sauce! Mix until juicy &amp; delicious. Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CRUMB TOPPING  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Grease an 8” x 8” pan. Set aside.</p> <p>2.    In a bowl, mix all of the ingredients together <em>EXCEPT </em>for the butter.</p> <p>3.    Once the ingredients are mixed well, add your slightly softened butter.</p> <p>4.    Using your fingertips, get in that mixture &amp; break up the butter. Keep rubbing the mixture between your fingers &amp; it <strong>WILL </strong>turn into a nice moist crumb &lt;3</p> <p>5.    Pour your apples into your greased pan (yes, juices &amp; all) &amp; top with the crumb topping!!</p> <p>6.    Bake for 30 minutes, flipping pan around halfway through cooking.</p> <p>7.    Serve &amp; <em>ENJOY</em>! This crisp gets even <strong>BETTER </strong>as it sits—NO JOKE *<em>drools</em>*</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="092583c8-fc6f-4097-ab09-9e31016be5aa" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ The salted caramel sauce from Trader Joe's</p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4f11dcff-e72b-4ac1-9470-43a6bcef5456" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%202.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Ready to go into the pan!</p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="22e852e5-5f8f-4618-99f0-226ab97dbfb2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%204.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Before complete destruction</p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d91ac811-0a6f-4070-8c8b-33875b3b56a6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="85a2ac76-1070-4e15-b4f4-9df77611db60" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7843e7fa-a265-49b3-834f-b7a0f4068ed4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6d200736-8b96-43ba-96c3-ad6e8fb94faf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="45da4e9a-b24d-4bad-add6-574fd215adeb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="faaf0ac6-c9cc-47af-91a6-a4bcec3ff448" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8bbae519-109b-425d-8bdd-0b7893bc5679" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2019.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="92e4eecf-a0a2-4bcf-ba9d-7b3d604fb05f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2027.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="610ba6c1-9dbc-4eab-a199-0eac95d15318" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2032.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Apple Crisp" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f61ece7b-68f8-45d9-87ba-640972ec90e4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Apple%20Crisp%2033.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="194" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/08/flourless-pb-chocolate-bars" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Flourless PB Chocolate Bars" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/flourless-pb-chocolate-bars" data-a2a-title="Flourless PB Chocolate Bars"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><strong>FULL </strong><strong>DISCLOSURE</strong><strong>:</strong> My sweet hubby made these bars you see pictured above.<strong> YES, IT’S TRUE.</strong> That’s how easy they are! Ok, well he’s had <em>sommme</em><em> </em>practice baking from being my better half for the past nine years. It’s still impressive though, right?! I was having a super PMS-y day &amp; he asked if he could make anything at all for me… <em>what would it be??</em> I said PB bars hands down! He nodded, went straight to work &amp; VOILA *applause*!</p> <p><br /> These bars are the tastiest little morsels you’ll ever eat! Packed with PB, melty chocolate, oats, &amp; brown sugar… no one’s passing these bars up. I wrap the leftover bars in cling wrap, put them in a freezer bag, &amp; freeze them until I’m having a craving. They will last for <em>MONTHS</em><em> </em>in your freezer (though I dare them to make it that long). They thaw quickly &amp; make the perfect sweet treat for your kiddos school lunch as well!!</p> <p><br /> Wow the pants off people with these bars! I guarantee they’ll be begging you for the recipe :)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>PS </strong>The reason some of the bars are already missing in the photo is because you guessed it—PMS.</p> <p>Shit happens *shrugs*</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: Half sheet pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe courtesy of: <a href="https://togetherasfamily.com/no-flour-monster-cookie-bars/">https://togetherasfamily.com/no-flour-monster-cookie-bars/</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>½ cup salted butter, softened (that means room temp… <em>seriously</em>.)</p> <p>1 cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>1 cup granulated sugar</p> <p>1 ½ cups creamy peanut butter (not the natural kind, no offense to my health nut friends)</p> <p>3 eggs</p> <p>1 Tbsp vanilla extract</p> <p>4 ½ cups old fashioned oats</p> <p>1 tsp baking soda</p> <p>2 ½ cups mini semi-sweet chocolate chips</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350 degrees F. Spray a half sheet pan with oil spray.</p> <p>2.    In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a paddle, cream the softened butter, brown sugar, granulated sugar, &amp; peanut butter. Mix until fluffy, about 3 minutes, stopping &amp; scraping the bowl  twice.</p> <p>3.    Add the eggs one at a time &amp; mix for one minute to emulsify the eggs. Add vanilla extract. Mix.</p> <p>4.    Add the oats &amp; baking soda &amp; mix until combined.</p> <p>5.    Add the mini chocolate chips &amp; scrape the bowl entirely before mixing for the last time.</p> <p>6.    Scrape the dough onto the cookie sheet &amp; spread to the edges with your hands. <strong><em>TIP</em></strong>** try spraying your hands with oil spray so the dough won’t stick to them!!</p> <p>7.    Bake for 16-18 minutes (I do 16) until the edges are JUST golden &amp; set. The bar will firm up <em>QUITE</em><em> </em>a bit when they com out of the oven, so <strong>don’t </strong>cook them for longer than that.</p> <p>8.    Let the bars cool for AT LEEEEAST 30 minutes before completely devouring! Wait one hour to cut them into clean rectangles (like my photos)!<br />  </p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ca1f2bf0-7e13-4300-91dd-847819ff364b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%202_1.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="69ad0a25-74b5-4427-9bc9-2b4a821675d7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ec2bf24b-a54b-4e1b-9377-c5646dce3f34" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ea2a41d8-a8d8-4f01-8dd7-c424680464ce" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="2eedbd96-0a77-42e7-aeff-891f7a0e1897" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8dff5b3c-0b75-4fd2-ab06-53d7411c0fab" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="131752da-d0e1-4159-a78a-fcc488777813" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2011_2.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b1608431-dbf8-4382-8bbe-644d2cd93d1c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2019_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b5b93269-93b6-4723-b6d6-220223e8c26b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2022_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="575ee71b-207c-4fce-8170-2d7140ea48af" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2024_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d69182f8-6c3b-43f7-9e6f-51c3fd5b1fba" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6cdb9bfb-1851-4717-ab22-e3a669dcabcb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2026.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ individually wrapped</p> <p><img alt="Flourless Bars" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="64434336-49ac-4016-8d82-1f55e57915b1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Flourless%20PB%20Bars%2028.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ store in freezer bag for months!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * 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src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-08/Lemon%20Lentil%20Soup%2014.jpg?itok=7IzbQLGH" width="1200" height="800" alt="Lemony Lentil Soup" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--uid--article.html.twig x field--node--uid.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--uid.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/node/templates/field--node--uid.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/node/templates/field--node--uid.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--created--article.html.twig x field--node--created.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--created.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/node/templates/field--node--created.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-08-24T16:12:51+00:00">Fri, 08/24/2018 - 09:12</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/node/templates/field--node--created.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * 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field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I woke up today feeling like I was on the <em>verge </em>of getting sick. We are talking weak, sore muscles, tender neck, &amp; some serious brain fog. I wanted to make something for dinner that was easy but also <strong>nourishing as fuck.</strong> I remembered a deliciously filling soup I’d made a while back. It was the <strong><em>PERFECT </em></strong>cold weather day or sick prevention soup! It’s a naturally detoxifying soup thanks to the lemon, garlic &amp; turmeric! WIN WIN. Not to mention all of the vitamins &amp; minerals you get from the lentils.</p> <p><br /> This soup was just as good as I’d remembered, if not better!<em> Don’t skimp on the lemon</em> because it’s truly the star of the show. It’s a super quick recipe with minimal ingredients.</p> <p><br /> <em>It’s bright, lemony, </em><em>carb-filled</em><em>, hot &amp; brothy. </em>What more could you ask for?! <em>Ahhhhhh  </em>:) If you’re not strictly gluten-free, I’m sure it’d pair well with a nice crispy baguette to sop up the remaining broth with*drooooool*.</p> <p><br /> Give this healthy &amp; filling soup a try!</p> <p><br /> <strong>Cheers to feeling better &lt;3</strong></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 4 large bowls</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me...</em></p> <p><em>Recipe courtesy of: <a href="http://kblog.lunchboxbunch.com/2014/04/lifting-lemon-garlic-rice-lentil-soup.html">http://kblog.lunchboxbunch.com/2014/04/lifting-lemon-garlic-rice-lentil-soup.html</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GRAINS  |</p> <p>½ cup lentil, dry + 2 cups vegetable broth <em>(or cheat &amp; use Trader Joes pre-cooked lentils)</em></p> <p>1 cup short-grain brown rice, dry + 2 cups water + pinch of salt <em>(or cheat &amp; use instant brown rice. I don’t judge)</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  SOUP BASE  |</p> <p>5 cups vegetable broth <em>**more or less depending on how saucy you like it ;)</em></p> <p>½ cup lemon juice (about 2-3 large lemons) <em>**NOTE: may be too strong in the lemon department for some. Try adding HALF of the amount &amp; you can always add the other half at the end :) This is part of where the detox comes from though!</em></p> <p>¼ tsp lemon zest</p> <p>½ tsp turmeric</p> <p>6 cloves garlic, roughly chopped <em>(tbh, it could have used even more garlic—just saying)</em></p> <p>2 bay leaves</p> <p>¼ tsp black pepper</p> <p>1 ¼ tsp kosher salt <em>(or to taste)</em></p> <p>2 tsp olive oil</p> <p>¼ cup parsley, chopped</p> <p>3 Tbsp nutritional yeast <em>**optional</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GRAINS  |</p> <p>1.    Presoak lentils in warm salted water for at least one hour.</p> <p>2.    Bring lentils &amp; 2 cups vegetable broth to a boil.</p> <p>3.    Reduce to simmer for about 20 minutes until lentils are tender. Set aside.</p> <p>4.    For the brown rice, bring 2 cups of water, a pinch of salt, &amp; the brown rice to a boil.</p> <p>5.    Cover the pot with a lid &amp; turn heat down to a simmer. Simmer for 30 minutes.</p> <p>6.    Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SOUP BASE  |</p> <p>1.    When the rice &amp; lentils are cooked, add them to a large soup pot along with ALL the remaining soup ingredients: broth, lemon juice, zest, turmeric, garlic, bay leaves, pepper, salt, olive oil, parsley, &amp; nutritional yeast.</p> <p>2.    Bring to a low boil &amp; then reduce heat to low &amp; simmer for 10-15 to let the flavors marry.</p> <p>3.    Remove the bay leaves before serving.</p> <p>4.    Adjust salt &amp; pepper to taste.</p> <p>5.    SERVE !!<br />  </p> <p><img alt="Lemon Lentil Soup" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e93191df-6efb-45b3-b290-7c116ddfd7dd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20Lentil%20Soup%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Lemon Lentil Soup" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c093f1f6-fd78-4ba2-b887-646d9a4f9a8f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Lemon%20Lentil%20Soup%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Lemon Lentil Soup" 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FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-473" about="/index.php/comment/473" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1537373288"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Amy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 09/18/2018 - 16:08</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-09-18T23:08:08+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Made this tonight...WAYYYYYY to lemony!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=473&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="UFsU8au1FO5wFJKPEaq7z3w7xUS6r_OOQJ76n5u9BF4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-474" about="/index.php/comment/474" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1537373391"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Wed, 09/19/2018 - 09:09</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-09-19T16:09:51+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/473#comment-473" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Made this tonight...WAYYYYYY…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Amy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Awww, sorry about that Amy. It is definitely a lemon flavored soup! I will, however, make a note to add half first &amp; taste. I appreciate the input! Even this hahah</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=474&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="UqFHMjb76hpwxkPhUWgou-FBUomNl9aNx2UDE7f-79w"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-475" about="/index.php/comment/475" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1537985495"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Laura (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sun, 09/23/2018 - 15:36</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-09-23T22:36:20+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This soup is incredibly nourishing and delicious- I used the full 1/2 cup lemon juice and found it to be perfect- if you are a lemon fan, you will love it. So happy with the recipe!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=475&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="v8wcOVmyGE4rY5fz-S2u3eDRyyu1pI7kfI5J7vB8FU0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-476" about="/index.php/comment/476" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1537985555"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Wed, 09/26/2018 - 11:12</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-09-26T18:12:35+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/475#comment-475" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">This soup is incredibly…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Laura (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ahhh SO incredibly happy to hear this Laura!! Thank you for commenting &lt;3 I find the 1/2 cup to be perfect as well, but I love lemon :) and that's kind of the basis of the soup! Thanks again lovey!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=476&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="wOnh1JMzhlqabgc0H6KlJfF6_RLElj2U0Dia6boIP88"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-481" about="/index.php/comment/481" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1544573532"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Kate (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 10/18/2018 - 18:43</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-10-19T01:43:21+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Hello - Looks delicious! Can you please tell me why you soak the lentils? I've never done that before. Also, do you think riced cauliflower would work instead of rice? Thank you.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=481&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="sDpUTmdqCrIQdATq61OFb6RUV_EaPjvmZqHWQJGzl2s"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-492" about="/index.php/comment/492" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1544573604"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 12/11/2018 - 16:13</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-12-12T00:13:24+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/481#comment-481" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Hello - Looks delicious! Can…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Kate (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Hello Kate!! Soaking the lentils helps speed up the cooking process by 2x!! It's pretty incredible :) I definitely think you can use riced cauliflower instead or rice.... it'd be even more healthy!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=492&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="NcI0YZmmEf7EqTGhZ4iuMoD62I-FwKCyedUQQVsOflM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=193&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="a5UNHK9RqyjKS7tE2fpyPrBOfMLoeQvakB5sE_tNYL8"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> Fri, 24 Aug 2018 16:12:51 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 193 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Glowing Skin Smoothie + Mask https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/glowing-skin-smoothie-mask <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--192--full.html.twig * node--192.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="192" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/08/glowing-skin-smoothie-mask" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Glowing Skin Smoothie + Mask" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:4" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-08/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2012_0.jpg?itok=rMcitgju" width="1200" height="800" alt="Glowing Skin Smoothie" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/glowing-skin-smoothie-mask" data-a2a-title="Glowing Skin Smoothie + Mask"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Let’s get <strong>REAL </strong>awkward today. Yes, I wholeheartedly mean that. Some of you may <em>NEVER </em>look at me the same again. Intrigued??? <strong>Read</strong>.</p> <p><br /> Who doesn’t want clear &amp; glowing skin?? You know we all have that one friend who is blessed with zit free &amp; supple skin? The one friend that neglects their skin &amp; doesn’t even wash their makeup off at the end of the day… &amp; they STILL have clear skin?! <strong>Well this post isn’t for THAT bitch</strong> ;)</p> <p><br /> This post is for my people who actually have to <em>WORK </em>at clear skin!! *<em>high fives</em>*</p> <p><br /> I am writing this as I sit here with period pimples &amp; skin drier than a snake that’s just shed itself. Let’s not even talk about the chocolate craving; that’s a whole other post. Isn’t it bad enough that I have the zits of a pubescent teenage boy… but no, let’s throw some mess into those pants while we’re at it. <strong>NBD</strong>. Girls are tough as fuck though! Hahaha. Told you, you are picturing me entirely different now!!</p> <p><br /> How I beat breakouts, dry &amp; dull skin?! THIS GLOWING SKIN SMOOTHIE. This isn’t just for girls; men are encouraged to participate as well ;) Men, don’t let my period rant stop you from trying this recipe. BE A MAN &amp; TRY IT. &lt;&lt; Sorry, hormones be a-ragin’.</p> <p><br /> In order to beat your own skin, you need to detox it from the inside out! This delicious smoothie contains a TON of Vitamins: <em>A, B, C, E &amp; K</em>. It boosts collagen &amp; contains plenty of antioxidants which are naturally anti-aging. Bye-bye period skin! Hello glowing skin!</p> <p><br /> Once you detox your insides, it’s time to focus on the outside! My best gal pal turned me on to this mask &amp; OMG, I can never go back! It helps calm &amp; soothe any uneven skin tones &amp; redness caused by blemishes. Holy Toledo—<em>AAAMAZING SHIT</em>.</p> <p> </p> <p>So basically if you’re feeling ugly AF today:</p> <p><em>Go </em>buy this mask.</p> <p><em>Go </em>buy the ingredients to make this smoothie.</p> <p><em>Do </em>them both tonight, &amp; feel fucking <strong>FANTASTIC </strong>after.</p> <p><em>Crude mom <strong>OUT</strong>.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>PS </strong>I was reading my post out loud to myself &amp; my toddler yells, “<em>DON’T SAY THAT MOMMY</em>”. <strong>Even he knows I’m crude AF.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 2 glasses</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>1 cup coconut water, cold</p> <p>1 cup strawberries, frozen</p> <p>1 cup mango chunks, frozen</p> <p>1 cup carrots <em>(I cheated &amp; used baby carrots. Sue me.)</em></p> <p>1 navel orange, peeled</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Put all the ingredients in a blender &amp; start drinking your way to glowing skin &lt;3<br />  </p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="18e6f48f-9aeb-4600-91fe-c051f3532615" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%201_1.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0191d804-e6f4-46fd-a3da-d764431d6b33" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%207_1.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="14163798-c21d-4d0a-ac9b-132d0b411632" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2010_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="94696a78-6304-4521-a732-2d715918f34c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2011_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="52b0b003-b9ca-4aa9-af1d-bf3709d84787" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2015_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="68b4cd0d-8940-43f2-b533-81e21796c644" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2016_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d845a2ee-fdec-4fc2-a9ef-676ac43415f3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Glowing Smoothie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="99dd2d46-e731-43f2-b1e6-11c7a19ee835" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Glowing%20Skin%20Smoothie%2017.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sweet Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/detox" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Detox</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/smoothie" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Smoothie</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/glowing" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Glowing</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/mask" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Mask</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/glowing-skin-smoothie" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Glowing Skin Smoothie</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/skin" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Skin</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2018/08/glowing-skin-smoothie-mask#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-469" about="/index.php/comment/469" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1535130830"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Chelsea (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 08/20/2018 - 22:41</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-08-21T05:41:07+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Dry skin: check.<br /> Redness and Period Pimples: check.<br /> A shit ton of shit to do: check.<br /> Wearing this mask and drinking this smoothie while I do the shit: check.<br /> Love your blog :)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=469&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="uvHpt1clxIpXw2V9CmayUAi-3teX7Zj9k3_WOx4xmm4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-472" about="/index.php/comment/472" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1535130862"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 08/24/2018 - 10:14</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-08-24T17:14:22+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/469#comment-469" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Dry skin: check. Redness and…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Chelsea (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>hahaha a woman after my own heart &lt;3 thanks Chelsea--that totally made my day!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=472&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="jFx_4ARKrKGYkUqzg9bdTkUuC_CmennFN9rEzS0QaYc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-479" about="/index.php/comment/479" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1539099548"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jessica (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 10/08/2018 - 21:26</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-10-09T04:26:39+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Lol that's literally what I've been doing since I started reading this. I love it! will definitely try this out.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=479&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="1AUZOphvF9nQf-xwIoNbDErSH6ZJfBg0BdQIq-3wd0Y"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-480" about="/index.php/comment/480" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1539099614"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 10/09/2018 - 08:40</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-10-09T15:40:14+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/479#comment-479" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Lol that&#039;s literally what I…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jessica (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>hahaha ohhhhh girl!! Obviously, you know I feel your pain &lt;3 ALL THE HUGS Jessica :) You got thisssss!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=480&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ggGQwOY1_Y_tdB_4u9GUAxeQvpbM-_MdQl0823BCJc4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=192&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="ykJYQ6-O03TV9pSV4v9rIQvROaDf_0-bkuQNf1N3a8g"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Fri, 17 Aug 2018 22:10:59 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 192 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Garlic Lovers Bruschetta | GF + Vegan https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/garlic-lovers-bruschetta-gf-vegan <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--191--full.html.twig * node--191.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="191" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/08/garlic-lovers-bruschetta-gf-vegan" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Garlic Lovers Bruschetta | GF + Vegan" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-08/Bruschetta%2019.jpg?itok=At9WJSQU" width="1200" height="800" alt="Garlic Lovers Bruschetta" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/garlic-lovers-bruschetta-gf-vegan" data-a2a-title="Garlic Lovers Bruschetta | GF + Vegan"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>My bruschetta is one of my most coveted recipes! <em>A true garlic </em><em>lovers</em><em> best friend!</em> I can’t tell you how many times I have been asked for this recipe. Let me tell you, writing it down was H-A-R-D. I normally make this &amp; adjust the seasonings as I go. Keeping track of what exactly I put in it?!?! A straight up challenge.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong><em>This recipe is for my soon to be sister in law, Shana!!</em></strong> She has asked for this recipe countless times, as well as the others in my tribe! This one goes out to my homies &lt;3 ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>I can promise that this bruschetta is unlike anything you’ve ever tasted. <strong>It’s the Ferrari of bruschetta!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>Deseeding ALL of the tomatoes (big &amp; small), is <em>WORK</em>, so round up your best gal pals &amp; get to WORRRRK!! The payoff is well worth the effort.</p> <p> </p> <p>I dare you to make this &amp; tell me you <em>DON’T</em> like it.</p> <p> </p> <p>One of my best gal pals did a collaboration with me on this dish!! I asked her to make a cocktail that would compliment ALL of the delicious flavors of the bruschetta so we could sit down &amp; share a nice lunch together. She came up with: <strong>BRUSCHETTA &amp; BELLINI'S</strong> &lt;3 &lt;3 oh my damn!! To get the recipe, visit her Instagram account <strong><em>@tkldpink12</em></strong></p> <p> </p> <p><em><strong>PS</strong></em> I included a photo of all of the tomatoes I used, so you can see EXACTLY how many go in it.</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 6-8 cups</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me...</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>| GARLIC SHALLOT OLIVE OIL |</p> <p>1 cup extra virgin olive oil</p> <p>10 large cloves garlic, minced</p> <p>1 shallots, small dice</p> <p> </p> <p>| BRUSCHETTA |</p> <p>5 roma tomatoes, deseeded &amp; diced</p> <p>5 large tomatoes on the vine, deseeded &amp; diced</p> <p>1 pack tiny tomatoes on the vine, deseeded &amp; diced</p> <p>1 pack sweet yellow “snacking” tomatoes, deseeded &amp; diced</p> <p>¼ cup (<strong><em>heaping</em></strong>) basil, chopped</p> <p>3 Tbsp garlic shallot infused olive oil</p> <p>1 ½ Tbsp balsamic vinegar</p> <p>½ tsp sugar</p> <p>½ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>1 ½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic powder</p> <p><em><strong>ALL</strong></em> strained garlic + shallot goodness from infused olive oil</p> <p>Baguette, <em>for serving</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>| GARLIC SHALLOT OLIVE OIL |</p> <p>1.    In a medium saucepan, combine the olive oil, garlic &amp; shallot.</p> <p>2.    Bring to a simmer over low heat. Once simmering (<em>tiny bubbles constantly rising &amp; popping on the surface</em>), keep at a low simmer for 40 minutes. Turn off the heat &amp; set aside.</p> <p>3.    Work on bruschetta while the oil mixture <em>sits</em>.</p> <p>4.    Strain your infused olive oil into one bowl, &amp; the garlic + shallot into another.</p> <p>5.   <strong> Use the infused oil to brush your baguettes before crisping!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>| BRUSCHETTA |</p> <p>1.    Combine all bruschetta ingredients &amp; mix well.</p> <p>2.    For optimum flavor, let bruschetta mixture sit for <strong>AT LEAST </strong>one hour, or overnight!!</p> <p>3.    Serve on toasted baguettes &amp; tell me this isn’t the <em><strong>BEST</strong></em> bruschetta you’ve ever had!!!!!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c7d5b360-7cd5-4a10-90a9-b8e5f586a7a9" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="063f8b65-79d6-4cd7-b44e-8777574fbab6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0fb68cdc-1f5a-4837-ae2c-62230c5a445a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="54b2c31c-b8ff-4aa4-a673-2260ac7091ee" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8e596451-5bf0-41ef-a433-888d4f1d76eb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f585d9a4-f309-4f65-81db-450727a04533" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%209_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8e14f0c1-f8c4-4d2a-b49c-494a5e0c4c75" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8ef55e8c-839d-489e-bc2e-11b7be1d87ad" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="78a69dd7-29a9-46a6-b8c2-2656db30e835" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a6a34453-e4f3-4217-b036-f485d7ea4127" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d365fca6-db47-48db-ab29-6a611e98ed62" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c3a75550-fb7c-4a40-8b6e-c16aeb50bafe" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f88d5836-87c3-4737-a36b-2c05deab1131" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bb7b37cd-7c29-4648-af9e-4493367555a9" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b2776fce-5b24-4d59-804c-5c9d8e498c92" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="535487fd-27ea-43bc-9140-2c596adeba63" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="bruschetta" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f668c0bb-6da5-4be3-ae84-6e65c765831c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Bruschetta%2024.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/savory-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Savory Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/bruschetta" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Bruschetta</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/garlic" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Garlic</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/tomatoes" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Tomatoes</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/shallot" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Shallot</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a 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'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=191&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="2NvsjwS6xLJpeXMAWD74-yfFuUtnXqKKHz5Prq1VXak"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sat, 11 Aug 2018 18:15:28 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 191 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Summer Chickpea Salad | GF + Vegan https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/summer-chickpea-salad-gf-vegan <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--190--full.html.twig * node--190.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 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'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/08/summer-chickpea-salad-gf-vegan" data-a2a-title="Summer Chickpea Salad | GF + Vegan"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This is the ultimate summer dish!! I like to make this recipe &amp; have it in the fridge for lunches, or for just a quick snack! The longer it marinates in its own juices, the BETTER!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>It’s cold, crisp &amp; refreshing.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>It tastes light, lemony, a bit tart, juicy, &amp; deliciously crunchy!</strong> This recipe takes no time at all to make &amp; is highly rewarding in the flavor department. Not to mention all of the amazing health benefits of chickpeas! You can look them up yourself, I said I wasn’t going to mention them ;)</p> <p> </p> <p><em>Don’t be basic. Make this instead of your usual boring side dish</em> &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 4 small side dishes</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>15 oz can chickpeas, drained &amp; rinsed</p> <p>1 medium cucumber, deseeded &amp; diced</p> <p>1 cup farmer tomato medley (aka the tiny tomato pack with all sorts of colors)</p> <p>¼ red onion, small diced</p> <p>1 garlic clove, grated</p> <p>Juice AND zest of 1 lemon</p> <p>2 Tbsp olive oil</p> <p>¾ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>½ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic powder</p> <p>Fresh cracked pepper, to taste</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Mix together ALL of the ingredients thoroughly. Taste &amp; adjust seasoning if desired.</p> <p>2.    <em>LITERALLY DONE.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="chickpea salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5778b0d2-6d24-4d1b-bb0b-67a7e5cbc9e4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chickpea%20Salad%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="chickpea salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="45012cb9-582e-40ea-bd56-eec53a74efe5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chickpea%20Salad%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="chickpea salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e04cf4cc-e441-4e6a-8d92-f413c32ea54b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chickpea%20Salad%208.jpg" /></p> <p><em><img alt="chickpea salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="29be6caa-e0e6-48dc-981d-af3f6668d92e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chickpea%20Salad%209.jpg" /></em></p> <p><img alt="chickpea salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8d9dfffd-34e0-4924-86b8-daee20a6788a" 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<!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-07/Salmon%20Patty%209.jpg?itok=v8eDzLeX" width="1200" height="800" alt="Salmon Patties" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/07/salmon-patties-slaw" data-a2a-title="Salmon Patties + Slaw"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ok, hear me out, I too was super skeptical when I saw a salmon patty served over cabbage...</p> <p> </p> <p><em>I thought to myself:</em></p> <p><em>1)    That seems like a super fucking weird combo.</em></p> <p><em>2)    Cabbage makes me </em><em>toot toot</em><em> (not sexy).</em></p> <p><em>3)    Will this dinner ACTUALLY fill my belly?</em></p> <p><em>4)    Will it even be tasty?????</em></p> <p> </p> <p>THE RESULT: A freaking <em>deeeeeelicious</em><em> </em>combination that did, in fact, FILL my belly. We are talking feeling FULL after eating! Yes, it’s true! You really can eat healthily, feel full &amp; have it taste absolutely <strong>BOMB</strong>!!!</p> <p> </p> <p>If you’re sketched out, there’s only one way for you to believe me. TRY IT OUT FOR YOURSELF :)<br /> <em>This dish is super light, crisp, refreshing &amp; a bit tangy! </em>The perfect fast &amp; <strong>easy weeknight meal (or lunch)</strong>!</p> <p> </p> <p>I got the recipe from <strong>Pinch of Yum</strong>… &amp; if you haven’t looked at her stuff… <em>#bloggoals</em></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 5-6 patties</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe Courtesy </em><em>of:</em> <a href="https://pinchofyum.com/yummy-salmon-burgers-slaw">https://pinchofyum.com/yummy-salmon-burgers-slaw</a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  SALMON PATTIES  |</p> <p>¾ lb salmon, cooked (you can poach, pan fry, sauté etc) </p> <p>2 eggs</p> <p>¾ cup gluten-free panko breadcrumbs (yes, they have them!!)</p> <p>1 teaspoon salt</p> <p>1/2 teaspoon garlic powder</p> <p>1/4 cup chopped fresh herbs, like chives, parsley, or dill (I used parsley &amp; dill)</p> <p>a squeeze of lemon juice</p> <p>olive oil for pan-frying</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CABBAGE SLAW  |</p> <p>1 head green cabbage, finely shredded</p> <p>1 cup plain Greek yogurt</p> <p>2-3 tablespoons white distilled vinegar (more to taste)</p> <p>½ lemon, juiced</p> <p>1 teaspoon salt</p> <p>Fresh cracked pepper</p> <p>1/2 teaspoon garlic powder</p> <p>1/2 cup chopped fresh herbs like chives, parsley, dill, or cilantro (I used parsley &amp; dill)</p> <p>a drizzle of olive oil</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  SALMON PATTIES  |</p> <p>1.    Flake the cooked salmon. Mix all burger ingredients together &amp; form into 5-6 patties.</p> <p>2.    Heat olive oil over medium heat, ideally in a nonstick skillet. Fry the burgers for a few minutes on each side until golden brown &amp; crispy.</p> <p>3.    Place on a paper towel lined plate &amp; sprinkle with coarse salt.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CABBAGE SLAW  |</p> <p>1.    Mix all cabbage slaw ingredients together &amp; taste to adjust seasoning. Add more salt etc.</p> <p>2.    Serve salmon patties over slaw &amp; be amazed at the depth of flavor!<br />  </p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="11c75824-81e1-4bce-9742-27cc02f0e265" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ The salmon patty ingredients... how EASY !!!</p> <p> <img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d36f1cb3-5b89-475e-8df1-474558106a8a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%204_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c9a405fe-8e0d-43f7-838b-40dbaec63764" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="be892707-e468-4b62-9468-43a381ae46e7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4130490d-630a-46f6-ac78-0c45836067e0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="549dc540-6e86-462b-9bb0-663c2024737e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f29ef69b-aeae-4a6e-b5e8-912a5382c11b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Salmon Patties" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="15c403f7-2f05-42db-accc-e7b0862c03df" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Salmon%20Patty%2014.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * 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'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Chocolate Chip Pancakes | GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image 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<!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><em>These pancakes need no introduction</em>. Just look at that stack of beauties ^^^ <em>OH MY DAMN</em> &lt;3 &lt;3 *drooooooool*</p> <p><br /> They’re gluten free, but you’d sure <strong>NEVER </strong>know it!! They’re golden &amp; chocolatey with a tender ass crumb… that’s all you need to know.</p> <p><br /> It’s the easiest &amp; quickest breakfast, not to mention <em>THEE </em>tastiest! C’mon, it’s time to make these now.</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 6 good size pancakes</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me...</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>½ cup – ¾ cup mini chocolate chips (<em>I use semi-sweet</em>)</p> <p>|  DRY  |</p> <p>¼ cup white rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup tapioca starch</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>1 ½ tsp baking powder</p> <p>½ tsp salt</p> <p>1 Tbsp sugar</p> <p>|  WET  |</p> <p>2 eggs</p> <p>2/3 cup milk</p> <p>2 Tbsp vegetable oil</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Combine <em>all </em>of the dry ingredients in a medium bowl &amp; whisk whisk whisk.</p> <p>2.    In a separate bowl, whisk together the wet ingredients until completely combined.</p> <p>3.    Make a well in the center of the dry ingredients; pour the wet ingredients into the well &amp; whisk for a couple minutes until batter is completely smooth! **<em>NOTE: </em>you’re going to see some fuckin’ thickening action right before your eyes as you’re stirring—<strong>RAD</strong>!</p> <p>4.    Let the batter stand for about 10 minutes so the xanthan gum has time to work it’s damn <em>magic</em>.</p> <p>5.    <em>Once the batter has sat, stir in chocolate chips.</em></p> <p>6.    Preheat a non-stick frying pan to medium heat.</p> <p>7.    When pan is ready, grease pan slightly. Pour however much batter your heart desires.</p> <p>8.    Pancakes are ready to be turned over when the bubbles that pop stay open!</p> <p>9.    Cook until the bottom is golden brown perfection!</p> <p>10. OM NOM NOM.</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="26a6aa51-0b24-405d-b5ac-a203045047b1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ec7cad30-fd1f-4906-8251-c1961329651c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="081c6a3b-8e2d-40b8-aa93-84057d91c3dd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d51d2c9a-b0e2-4dc0-a967-6371a229bf14" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="33579bb5-20ab-4f76-96a4-33923ba8ef32" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6d68b3f3-7cd0-490a-a7c5-d95e07a53891" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3fe6d48d-71f6-44e1-afac-44a332740c65" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="77f9fac0-76ad-4ce2-97fe-c449fd793aa2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="af6ef9e1-3b12-41a0-8248-aa7dddd3a523" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Chocolate%20Chip%20Pancakes%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Choc Chip Pancakes" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dba6bd0c-9ca3-4c30-bec1-118f3522ddee" 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'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>A true Californians breakfast!! I can at least <strong>pretend </strong>I’m back there sometimes ;)</p> <p><br /> When it’s cold &amp; gloomy here in the <em>PNW</em>, this breakfast just sounds <strong>sooo</strong><strong> </strong>appealing to me! It might not seem like anything special, but just wait until you taste all of these flavors together!<em> Fucking YES 100x</em>. While eating, my hubs just kept doing the silent nod &amp; “MMMM”-ing. <em>Yup, you gotta try it now ;)</em></p> <p><em>Crunchy.</em></p> <p><em>Creamy.</em></p> <p><em>Saucy.</em></p> <p><em>Buttery. </em></p> <p><em>Egg-</em><em>tastic</em><em>.</em></p> <p><em>Goodness.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>And let’s be honest… <strong>anything </strong>doused in hot sauce is just better (Chili Garlic Cholula in my opinion).</p> <p>There’s not much to the recipe—give it a try!</p> <p>Scrambled eggs aren’t nearly as impressive ;)</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 4</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  GUAC   |</p> <p>2 avocado, mashed</p> <p>½ lime, juiced</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>1/8 tsp garlic powder</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOSTADA  |</p> <p>4 eggs</p> <p>4 gf tostadas</p> <p>2 shallots, small dice</p> <p>2 tbsp butter, possibly more (add as you go)</p> <p>Salt &amp; pepper (for eggs)</p> <p>Hot sauce of choice **<em>optional</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  GUAC   |</p> <p>1.    In a  bowl, mash the avocados with the remaining guac ingredients.</p> <p>2.    Taste &amp; adjust seasonings to <em>your </em>liking; set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOSTADA  |</p> <p>1.    Heat the butter in a non-stick skillet over medium heat.</p> <p>2.    When the skillet is hot, carefully crack the egg over the pan, holding the egg as close to the pan as possible. Feel free to immediately push the egg whites with a spatula to form more of a circle shape.</p> <p>3.    Sprinkle the egg with salt &amp; pepper. Let it cook for 2-3 minutes, until golden underneath.</p> <p>4.    Carefully flip the egg over &amp; cook another 2-3 minutes, or to desired doneness!</p> <p>5.    When the egg is done, place on a plate with paper towels to absorb the excess butter.</p> <p>6.    <em><strong>Repeat </strong></em>the frying process with the remaining eggs. You <em>may </em>need to add a tablespoon or so of butter as you go! You be the judge of that…</p> <p>7.    When the eggs are done, in the same pan, toss your shallots in the pan &amp; give them a quick sauté for just a couple minutes (until softened). Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  ASSEMBLY  |</p> <p>1.    To assemble, spread your guac mixture over the tostada shell.</p> <p>2.    Top with a sprinkle of shallots.</p> <p>3.    Place the fried egg on top.</p> <p>4.    Douse with hot sauce!!</p> <p>5.    <strong>EASY PEAS + bomb as fuck.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="avo totsada" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="05af5c87-1261-405e-b6d4-5a64f95ab217" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Avo%20Tostada%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="avo totsada" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f34432dd-051e-477a-b7f8-eb3fa35bd382" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Avo%20Tostada%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="avo totsada" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3f9f10a7-d6ef-4132-9c9a-8ee1e1af16f8" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Avo%20Tostada%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="avo totsada" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="355b96d3-7c59-4a3c-a941-e57b21fb603a" 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HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-07/Collard%20Wraps%2018.jpg?itok=lBL2dEs7" width="1200" height="800" alt="collard wrap" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/07/crispy-tofu-collard-wraps-asian-dipping-sauces-gf" data-a2a-title="Crispy Tofu Collard Wraps + Asian Dipping Sauce(s) | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>A delicious collard wrap filled with crispy seasoned tofu, vibrant veggies &amp; served with two <strong>DIVINE</strong> Asian inspired dipping sauces!! A classic peanut sauce &amp; a sweet &amp; spicy thai sauce compliment the wrap perfectly. <em>Grab, dunk, &amp; devour!</em></p> <p><br /> Not going to sugar coat it… these rolls take some fucking<strong> W-O-R-K</strong>, but damn are they rewarding!! Not only will you be making a healthy ass meal, it’s equally as gorgeous to look at! Impress the pants off your friends at your next party! Bring these as an appetizer to show off your wrap skills (<em>get it? Wrap.. rap..</em>) ;) Ok, I’m done!</p> <p><br /> There are endless options when it comes to collard wraps, so get inspired! Think pesto, ranch, hummus, buffalo, salsa, sriracha etc. There is so much <strong>creativity</strong> to be had with these, &amp; these are a great base to work off of!! Let your mind wander &lt;3</p> <p><br /> <strong>Mix up your boring dinner with these colorful wraps!!</strong></p> <p><em><strong>PS</strong> I'm sorry for the gazillion photos of these, but they're just so colorful &amp; bright! Heart eyes for </em><em>dayzzzzzz</em><em>!</em></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 12-ish wraps</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: Don't ask ;)</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  PEANUT SAUCE  |</p> <p>¾ cup creamy peanut butter</p> <p>¼ - ½ cup hot water<em> (depending on the consistency you prefer)</em></p> <p>¼ cup rice vinegar</p> <p>1/3 cup GF soy sauce <em>(reduced sodium)</em></p> <p>3 Tbsp honey</p> <p>1 ½ tsp fresh ginger, grated</p> <p>1 large garlic clove, grated or pressed</p> <p>¼ tsp crushed red pepper flakes</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWEET + SPICY THAI SAUCE  |</p> <p>¾ cup water</p> <p>1/3 cup rice vinegar</p> <p>1 ½ Tbsp GF soy sauce (reduced sodium)</p> <p>¼ cup brown sugar</p> <p>1 Tbsp fresh ginger, grated</p> <p>2 garlic cloves, pressed</p> <p>½ tsp crushed red pepper flakes</p> <p>1 Tbsp cornstarch + 1 Tbsp cold water, <em>whisked together</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOFU  STICKS  |</p> <p>1 block extra firm tofu, drained + pressed for 15-30 minutes</p> <p>1 ½ Tbsp coconut oil, + more as needed</p> <p>½ cup cornstarch</p> <p>¾ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp fresh black pepper</p> <p> </p> <p>|  COLLARD WRAPS  |</p> <p>1 bunch collard greens</p> <p>red cabbage, finely shredded</p> <p>carrot, cut into matchsticks<em> (or grated if you want to make it REAL quick + easy)</em></p> <p>cucumber, cut into matchsticks</p> <p>cilantro, roughly chopped</p> <p>tofu sticks</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  PEANUT SAUCE  |</p> <p>1.    Whisk ALL ingredients together in a medium bowl until creamy &amp; homogenous! Add more water as necessary to reach your desired consistency. <em>Yup, it’s THAT simple of a sauce!</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  SWEET + SPICY THAI SAUCE  |</p> <p>1.    In a small saucepan, combine all sauce ingredients <strong>EXCEPT</strong> for the cornstarch + water mixture.</p> <p>2.    Bring ingredients to a boil. Once boiling slowly pour in the cornstarch + water mixture, whisking constantly.</p> <p>3.    Turn down to a simmer &amp; cook until it thickens, approximately 4-7 minutes.</p> <p>4.    Remove from the heat &amp; set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOFU STICKS  |</p> <p>1.    Drain &amp; press the tofu for 15-30 minutes… the more water you get out the faster they will pan fry!</p> <p>2.    In a medium bowl, combine the cornstarch, garlic salt &amp; pepper. Whisk together!</p> <p>3.    Once the tofu has pressed, cut into about 12 long strips.</p> <p>4.    Toss the tofu in the cornstarch mixture.</p> <p>5.    In a large skillet, heat the coconut oil on medium-high heat. Once ready cook the tofu strips until all sides are golden brown. About 3-4 minutes each side! <em>Sooo yummy &amp; crispy crunchy ;)</em></p> <p>6.    Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  COLLARD WRAPS  |</p> <p>1.    Rinse your collard greens. Cut off the bottom stem &amp; shave off as much of the hard stem as possible, while still keep the leaf intact.<em> NOTE** I’ll include a before/after photo below to show you what the hell I mean ;)</em></p> <p>2.    Bring a shallow sauté pan filled with water to a high simmer.</p> <p>3.    Prepare an ice bath (a bowl filled with water + ice cubes)…</p> <p>4.    Blanch each collard green leaf for 20-30 seconds. Remove &amp; immediately place leaf in ice bath.</p> <p>5.    Remove from ice bath &amp; pat dry. Set aside.</p> <p>6.    Repeat steps with remaining collards. Set aside for assembly!</p> <p>7.    Rinse, cut &amp;prepare all of your veggie fixings.</p> <p>8.    To assemble, take your collard green &amp; place one tofu stick, carrots, cucumber, red cabbage &amp; cilantro towards the center (don’t overfill). <em>NOTE** I’ll include photos below to show you the step by step process of filling/folding/rolling :) YOU GOT THIS SHIT!!!</em></p> <p>9.    To fold, take the stem side &amp; fold towards the middle. Repeat with the opposite side.</p> <p>10.    Take the end that’s closest to you &amp; fold it over the center &amp; start rolling upward (tightly) **photos below</p> <p>11.    Cut the roll in half &amp; repeat with remaining ingredients! <em>NOTE** you can put a toothpick through each wrap to ensure they stay together.</em></p> <p>12.    Serve with the sauces &amp; give yourself a giant fucking pat on the back!! <em>It’s not the easiest recipe, but it’s damn rewarding. It’ll get easier every time you do it!</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Collard Wrap" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7742de05-68f7-460f-94f5-7d548e90656a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Collard%20Wraps%201_1.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ BEFORE cutting stem &amp; shaving...</p> <p><img alt="Collard Wrap" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8946d91d-cbe1-4e34-8eaa-4e1b4dfbbd80" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Collard%20Wraps%202_0.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ AFTER cutting stem &amp; shaving! <em>VOILA!!!</em></p> <p><img alt="Collard Wrap" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dd2f0415-34e6-45b8-8692-a652decdba10" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Collard%20Wraps%203_0.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ The blanching of the <em>GIANT</em> leaf...</p> <p><img alt="Collard Wrap" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0de5c242-2ed0-4461-8a80-9717a8b60692" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Collard%20Wraps%204_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Collard Wrap" data-entity-type="file" 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'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 04/14/2020 - 10:49</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-14T17:49:28+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/674#comment-674" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">This looks so goof!</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 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<!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=186&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="KVNdrFSG0MqcE5CJL3iH0BJ4ZbGHTtGx3kwJQ_3_wY4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sat, 07 Jul 2018 00:52:32 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 186 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Carrot Cake | GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/carrot-cake-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--185--full.html.twig * node--185.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="185" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/06/carrot-cake-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Carrot Cake | GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-06/Carrot%20Cake%209.jpg?itok=btFPm-b8" width="1200" height="800" alt="Carrot Cake" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/carrot-cake-gf" data-a2a-title="Carrot Cake | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You guys… this recipe is <strong>SUPER special </strong>to me &lt;3 Every year, for every birthday since I met my husband, my mother in law makes this carrot cake! Yes, THIS exact recipe! Ok… I had to convert it to a gluten-free version, but it’s ALMOST just as good as hers :) I think this would make her proud though! I’m so happy she has shared it with me!! Keep reading...</p> <p> </p> <p>It’s truly one of the easiest &amp; most delicious carrot cake recipes I’ve tried. These ingredients pack a big punch of flavor! The cake is super tender, moist, the right amount of sweet, &amp; topped with a fluffy cream cheese frosting!! No one, &amp; I mean NO ONE, will be able to tell this cake is gluten-free! <strong><em>No gritty dry weirdness here</em></strong>. You’ll notice I tend to use the same type of gluten-free flours in all my recipes; that’s because I’ve gotten good at understanding the right ratio to use!</p> <p> </p> <p>Give this American classic a try—you won’t regret it! Go make momma proud<em> *fist bump*</em></p> <p> </p> <p><em><strong>UPDATE</strong></em>: this cake was so fucking bomb that my hubby &amp; I literally ate the <em>ENTIIIIRE </em>cake within 48 hours! I now consider this the best &amp; worst thing in my life. It’s officially ruined my “summer bod” hahaha! Yea right, I never had one, but it sure didn’t help ;)</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 9 x 13" pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me...</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  CAKE  |</p> <p>2 cups sugar</p> <p>1 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>2/3 cup white rice flour</p> <p>1/3 cup tapioca starch</p> <p>½ tsp xanthan gum</p> <p>1 tsp salt</p> <p>2 tsp cinnamon</p> <p>2 tsp baking soda</p> <p>5 large eggs, room temperature</p> <p>1 1/3 cup vegetable oil</p> <p>2 cups grated carrot</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM CHEESE FROSTING  |</p> <p>8 oz cream cheese, softened</p> <p>1 stick (8 tbsp) unsalted butter, softened</p> <p>1 lb (4 ½ cups) powdered sugar</p> <p>Walnuts, chopped <em>**optional</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  CAKE  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 350F. Spray a 9 x 13” pan with olive oil spray &amp; set aside.</p> <p>2.    In a medium bowl sift all the dry ingredients: sugar, brown rice flour, white rice flour, tapioca starch, xanthan gum, salt, cinnamon &amp; baking soda. Set aside.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat eggs &amp; oil on medium speed for 2-3 minutes until pale.</p> <p>4.    Add dry ingredients to mixer &amp; beat for 1 minute on medium speed.</p> <p>5.    Add carrots &amp; mix until just combined.</p> <p>6.    Bake for 45-60 minutes until golden or when a toothpick comes out clean.</p> <p>7.    Let cake cool completely before frosting.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  CREAM CHEESE FROSTING  |</p> <p>1.    In the bowl of a stand mixer, beat softened cream cheese &amp; butter until fluffy, approx. 7-10 minutes.</p> <p>2.    Add vanilla &amp; give the whole bowl a good scrape.</p> <p>3.    Add powdered sugar &amp; mix on low until it comes together. Scrape the bowl one last time.</p> <p>4.    Mix on medium-high for 3 minutes until creamy &amp; fluffy!!</p> <p>5.    Frost your cooled cake &amp; enjoy this American classic turned GF! <em>**sprinkle optional chopped walnuts on top of frosting</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="684bc176-f311-447a-af45-32fa5f702594" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Fluffy ass cream cheese frosting--<em>yaaassssss</em>!</p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3492d5ed-233a-403a-8b76-f4989f3892ff" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e4851267-cc9f-4c07-92f8-1fb89be185eb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="444e0bbc-af60-4c83-9f2b-ac50253742c3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b3dcd03d-d470-4afc-b101-81c893c2a5f7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f5d9cb64-00ab-4edd-abd5-3c37b1a8306d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="02805c89-b9f9-442a-ab6f-f812d0826dee" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="01e2bb87-d8a8-4e03-b9be-16e9d0b1dff3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2019.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="54f7954c-eb71-4384-8dc6-cd974486500d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d860fe95-1fb6-4340-931b-c8aef0c7c5e0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2024.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="fc758ecb-a7bf-4cf0-a65d-a8319c7e8477" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="04f9be79-85d7-4be1-a804-9ce65cde2fe2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2027.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="84d9335a-fec8-40dd-8b8e-1ce137320650" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2029.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="58e2bf4c-25ab-4fac-9a77-29919e97d252" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Carrot%20Cake%2032.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Carrot Cake" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="595332eb-c27a-4395-b0be-de12fcd15248" 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field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=185&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="WcILvydcEtVUg6zpBYwW4VZeVvpQo6X03jd8Yp1Riac"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Fri, 29 Jun 2018 21:35:15 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 185 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com I won today, Anxiety https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/i-won-today-anxiety <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--184--full.html.twig * node--184.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="184" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/06/i-won-today-anxiety" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="I won today, Anxiety" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:4" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-06/Anxiety2.jpg?itok=FIe-RAgl" width="1200" height="900" alt="Anxiety" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/i-won-today-anxiety" data-a2a-title="I won today, Anxiety"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Today I crushed one of my biggest fears—<strong>FLYING</strong>!!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>I know to some, this may seem silly or like nothing to celebrate</em>... but for me this is a <strong>huge WIN</strong>!! I used to fly just “fine”. We’ve flown to Ireland, the Virgin Islands, Hawaii, Florida... all with much longer flight times than CA to WA. After Caleb was born, however, I developed an absolutely CRIPPLING fear of flying. I mean f’ing awful.  Story time!</p> <p> </p> <p>When Caleb was just over one, we decided to vacation in WA! I had convinced my brother + his now fiancé to come along with us! I had planned everything out for us, down to rental cars + hotel arrangements. We had a connecting flight from Oakland to Seattle. One stop, not bad, right? Wrong. I wanted to die the entire time we were in flight. I mean the sweats, floaty head, dizzy, heart pounding, stomach cramps + skewed vision. I literally felt like I was on the verge of my own body failing me.<strong> I knew I couldn’t go on.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>The passengers who weren’t connecting to Seattle started to exit the plane in order to make way for the new passengers who would. This is where I broke the fudge down. I was sobbing telling my husband, brother, + sister in law that I needed to get off the plane... + NOW!! They lovingly tried to talk me out of it, but I just couldn’t bear the thought of taking off + landing again... I physically couldn’t. The plane had emptied + was starting to fill with new passengers; I had to act fast. <strong><em>Stay, or get off????</em></strong></p> <p> </p> <p>The uncontrollable sobbing + screaming out that I couldn’t stay on the plane kept getting louder + louder. I was causing mass panic + the pilots had to stop the passengers from loading, causing a line to form down the passenger airway. Flight attendants rushed to my side asking what was going on. They legitimately thought someone close to me had died, reassuring me they could get me on the next flight home! I yelled that I didn’t want to fly... <strong>THAT </strong>was my problem! They were insanely sweet + tried explaining how safe flying was... but I couldn’t speak I was so upset. <em>I just wanted to go home &amp; crawl under the biggest possible rock.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>The pilot had come on the loud speaker, annoyed + asking, “is the passenger staying on or getting off???”. Never have I felt such shame. Such hatred towards myself. I looked at my husband, shook my head + told my big bro I couldn’t go to Seattle with them. I stood up, having to take the walk of shame past ALL the passengers I had held up in the airway as I was walking by + ugly crying. THIS WAS A NEW LOW :( My feet hit the terminal + I barely made it to the bathroom before vomiting my brains out; never had I been so upset. So scared. So embarrassed. So ashamed.<strong> I FAILED.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Now what????</strong><br /> We have a one year old.<br /> Luggage that was on its way to Seattle without us.<br /> No car.<br /> No car seat.<br /> <em>Stranded in Oakland.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>Next step:<br /> Cry.<br /> Rent a car w/ car seat.<br /> Find a store to stock up on snacks for the baby.<br /> Email my big bro the hotel + rental car arrangements (since they continued on).<br /> Cry.<br /> <em>Cry more.</em><br /> Drive back home to San Diego.</p> <p> </p> <p>It took us 13 hours of driving, but we made it home! Anxiety is real. Anxiety is crippling. Anxiety can feel like you’ll never shake it. <strong>BUT YOU CAN</strong>.</p> <p> </p> <p><em>FFW</em>: It’s been 2.5 years since that attempt at “flying”. We have since moved to WA!</p> <p>My husband’s brother is getting married back home in Cali... which means we’re flying.<em> Dear God, help me! Please.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>Time to fly Katrina!!<br /> Long story short, I DID IT.<em> I FLEW + I DIDN’T DIE</em>. I’m not saying it was easy, but I am pretty damn proud of myself! I don’t know how the return flight home will be, but I’m just focusing on my big victory TODAY! I’m happy to back in the land of the best chips, salsa + margaritas! I fuckin’ deserve this big ass rita today!!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Anxiety is real.</strong><br /> Don’t <em>EVER </em>be ashamed.<br /> I feel you.<br /> <strong>I am you</strong> &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/lets-get-real" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Let&#039;s Get Real</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/personal-blog" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Personal Blog</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2018/06/i-won-today-anxiety#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-212" about="/index.php/comment/212" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530033136"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Cristy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 06/18/2018 - 19:55</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-19T02:55:43+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Oh my stars, I just love your tenacious honesty here! Thank you for spilling your guts. I have had some anxiety while flying, but not to this level. I am so sorry. It’s so real. That’s just terrifying! I just want to give you a big hug! Hey, you flew again! That’s amazing!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=212&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="owAWSXVuizlYndJ14LpAdU7wc4KNGMdF8wCATat6Xgc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-217" about="/index.php/comment/217" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530033267"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 06/26/2018 - 10:14</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-26T17:14:27+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/212#comment-212" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Oh my stars, I just love…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Cristy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Thank you so much for saying so, Cristy :) This means a lot! I just love being able to connect with everyone who has felt &amp; been through the same thing. I am hoping to bring more honesty &amp; realness to social media &lt;3 Big hugs back!! Thank you so much for the comment!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=217&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="5k6LRxvqsblIXua3eOzKvwHkmJEibFph5fA5EQf9V8g"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-214" about="/index.php/comment/214" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530033141"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jennifer Ruiz (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 06/19/2018 - 21:37</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-20T04:37:32+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This was so comforting to read! I have always had anxiety when riding on a plane. It use to be really bad, but I’ve too learned how to control it!! It’s not easy but I’m proud of myself too!! </p> <p>:) Jennifer</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=214&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="4UcT8zkGKDYEIV6y1tNwNCSfIioNX2Qg17W2b1l1JmM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-218" about="/index.php/comment/218" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530033342"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 06/26/2018 - 10:15</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-26T17:15:42+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/214#comment-214" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">This was so comforting to…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jennifer Ruiz (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Jennifer, I soo feel you. It is SUCH a real fear, &amp; I know I'm not alone :) THAT part is comforting! I am over here smiling &amp; VERY proud of you for conquering your fear as well. WE ROCK &lt;3 !!!!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=218&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="oylRTldUYUklMt0CaYr7tQtcMbfGbrHzMgUo5pvTKJE"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=184&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="ivuBM0MvLE_R0pEvqtvb9dlCR_FFPkFuPXQmNGxawTc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Tue, 19 Jun 2018 01:57:01 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 184 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Pineapple Tofu + Coconut Rice | Vegan + GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/pineapple-tofu-coconut-rice-vegan-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--183--full.html.twig * node--183.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="183" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/06/pineapple-tofu-coconut-rice-vegan-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Pineapple Tofu + Coconut Rice | Vegan + GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:4" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-06/Pineapple%20Tofu%201.jpg?itok=2xkdRXpR" width="1200" height="800" alt="Pineapple Tofu with Coconut Rice" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/pineapple-tofu-coconut-rice-vegan-gf" data-a2a-title="Pineapple Tofu + Coconut Rice | Vegan + GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Eating this dish makes me feel like I’m back in Hawaii; it’s so damn <em>tropical </em>&amp; bursting with<em> island flavor</em>!!</p> <p> </p> <p>The tofu is cooked until golden &amp; crispy, tossed in a sweet &amp; salty pineapple sauce, accompanied by fresh mango &amp; avocado, all served over a bed of creamy coconut rice! <strong>HOLY YUM.</strong></p> <p><br /> This is an excellent dish if you’re a tofu hater <em>or </em>just trying to incorporate more tofu into your diet!! The tofu is crispy AF &amp; it’s smothered in sauce… what’s <em>NOT </em>to love?! I can’t talk up the flavor enough on this dish! Super freaking bomb. My toddler sat there SHOVELING in bite after bite, even though his mouth was still half full! Yes, I promise you,<strong> it’s THAAAT good</strong>.</p> <p><br /> You should try cooking outside of the box with this recipe! <em>Let me know if you give it a try &lt;3</em></p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 4</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  COCONUT RICE  |</p> <p>1 ½ cups jasmine rice, uncooked</p> <p>13.5 oz can coconut milk</p> <p>1 cup water</p> <p>1 clove garlic, minced</p> <p>¾ tsp salt</p> <p> </p> <p>|  PINEAPPLE SAUCE  | **<strong>NOTE</strong><em>: I had plenty of sauce leftover &amp; I’m a sauce whore—feel free to cut in half</em> ;)</p> <p>3 oz filtered water</p> <p>6 oz (3/4 cup) pineapple juice</p> <p>1/3 cup gluten-free soy sauce</p> <p>2 Tbsp. maple syrup (or honey if not vegan)</p> <p>1 1/2 tsp Sriracha (used to balance out the sweet--this recipe is not spicy at ALL)</p> <p>6 cloves garlic, minced</p> <p>1 tsp ginger, grated</p> <p>1 Tbsp cornstarch + 1 Tbsp cold water</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOFU + BOWL FIXINGS  |</p> <p>1 block extra firm tofu</p> <p>½  cup cornstarch</p> <p>½ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>1/8 tsp fresh ground black pepper</p> <p>1 ½ Tbsp coconut oil</p> <p>Mango, diced</p> <p>Avocado, diced</p> <p>Big ass handful of cilantro **<em>optional garnish--highly recommend </em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  COCONUT RICE  |</p> <p>1.    In a medium saucepot, combine the uncooked rice, coconut milk, water, garlic &amp; salt.</p> <p>2.    Place a lid on the pot &amp; bring to a boil over high heat. Once it reaches a boil, turn the heat down to low &amp; let it simmer for 20 minutes.</p> <p>3.    Turn the heat off &amp; let it sit, undisturbed, for 10 minutes.</p> <p>4.    Fluff the rice with a fork &amp; set aside until ready to serve.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  PINEAPPLE SAUCE  |</p> <p>1.    In a small saucepan, whisk together the water, pineapple juice, soy sauce, maple syrup (or honey), sriracha, garlic &amp; ginger.</p> <p>2.    Over medium-low heat, bring to a boil. Once boiling, mix the 1 Tbsp cornstarch + 1 Tbsp water together. Slowly pour this mixture into the boiling sauce, whisking constantly. Stir for one minute while it’s still boiling.</p> <p>3.    Turn to a simmer &amp; stir the mixture until it thickens.</p> <p>4.    Turn off the heat &amp; cover with a lid; set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  TOFU + BOWL FIXINGS  |</p> <p>1.    Remove the tofu from the package &amp; drain. Wrap the tofu in paper towels &amp; set something heavy on top of the wrapped tofu, pressing for at least 15-30 minutes. <em>**The more moisture you get out, the faster your tofu will cook.</em></p> <p>2.    In a medium bowl, whisk the cornstarch, garlic salt &amp; black pepper.</p> <p>3.    When the tofu is ready, slice into 1” cubes. Toss cubes in the cornstarch mixture, coating really well.</p> <p>4.    In a large skillet, heat the coconut oil over medium-high heat.</p> <p>5.    When the coconut oil is good &amp; hot, add the cubed tofu, cooking each side until golden brown. This will take a few minutes on each side, but it’s ohhh sooo worth it!!!</p> <p>6.    Once all the tofu is golden, remove from heat. Toss the cubed tofu in HALF of the pineapple sauce, reserving the other half to drizzle over bowls!</p> <p>7.    Dice mango &amp; avocado.</p> <p>8.    Assemble bowls: layer coconut rice, cubed tofu, mango &amp; avocado. Drizzle with remaining pineapple sauce &amp; om nom nom! **<em>sprinkle optional cilantro over the top!!</em></p> <p>9.    <strong><em>ALOOOOHA </em></strong>&lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="47374e57-97dd-415e-9570-8bc2b5358225" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b927167f-87e4-4ebc-84ea-650c71889274" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="2781ab1c-46dd-42f3-8b73-d538b23c1b2d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d65ad362-c51e-4513-ab3d-fe3889c38233" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ed8fc292-904e-42d2-a2ab-2f947e6e9296" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="e94121b8-df94-4086-93a4-3556d78c9e33" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a0ad7406-bff6-48fd-b54f-ae43a7437630" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8d728e26-85cb-4d66-8c08-fd7d92afe2ac" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c3fa60dd-fc0a-4a62-abd1-9307af5a97bf" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2024.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="43ff376f-285e-4c6e-8748-40767e70f278" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Pineapple Tofu" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="15ccb084-dc9d-4039-ab8f-d53d0594a4d3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Pineapple%20Tofu%2029.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/savory-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Savory Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/pineapple" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Pineapple</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/tofu" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Tofu</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sauce" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sauce</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/rice" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Rice</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/coconut" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Coconut</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2018/06/pineapple-tofu-coconut-rice-vegan-gf#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-213" about="/index.php/comment/213" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530032827"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Cristy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 06/19/2018 - 11:47</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-19T18:47:53+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Seriously though, prep time. Hahahaha. My prep time is always longer than the recipe says.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=213&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="06CJ6hzFTRzjEw5-e1CmvIX0Y5aVTlecfIMATzaagjw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-216" about="/index.php/comment/216" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1530032890"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Tue, 06/26/2018 - 10:08</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-26T17:08:10+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/213#comment-213" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Seriously though, prep time…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Cristy (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>hahahaha, right?! I'm telling you, that's why I never put a time!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=216&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="svd6p_HThWbc1THXNlpuzaQgmrfJwjLmoX7Q96fbrWY"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-679" about="/index.php/comment/679" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1586807894"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 04/11/2020 - 21:01</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-12T04:01:07+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Holy. Toledo. THIS WAS AMAZING! I have the pickiest eaters on the planet and THEY LOVED IT. SOOOOOOOOO good! Thanks for another great recipe.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=679&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="Od-LrdpjUfa7XPBCzGi7KoEhsmJs-jQsnfNO81NU0mE"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-681" about="/index.php/comment/681" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1586807991"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 04/13/2020 - 12:59</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-04-13T19:59:51+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/679#comment-679" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Holy. Toledo. THIS WAS…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ohhhh I just love you!!! I am so flipping happy to hear that the kids loved it!! Heckkkkkk YES &lt;3!!!!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=681&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="VO_ep-MzsHd54XmBP62DpHwvQnaWTIdUYsQ7NUqs8OM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=183&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="yUu88sv-j5yFZ5Q-nNAIyKgTrqG7aiSGCtM67-fnrTg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 13 Jun 2018 16:34:30 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 183 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Fudgy Brownie | Vegan + GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/fudgy-brownie-vegan-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--182--full.html.twig * node--182.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="182" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/06/fudgy-brownie-vegan-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Fudgy Brownie | Vegan + GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-06/Vegan%20Brownie%202.jpg?itok=Ir10aKWJ" width="1200" height="800" alt="Fudgy Brownie, Vegan + GF" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/06/fudgy-brownie-vegan-gf" data-a2a-title="Fudgy Brownie | Vegan + GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You guys know when you want to make a healthier brownie taste like a reeeeeally bad for you brownie?!?! WELL I FOUND THE PERFECT RECIPE! I’m about to make all your brownie dreams come true! The best part?! The CRAZY part?! <strong>They’re 100% vegan + gf</strong> :O ohmygawdddd!!</p> <p><br /> You’re probably skeptical as a mother right now, just like I was at first! I read the recipe &amp; didn’t see any type of refined sugar &amp; I allllllmost tapped out, but the healthier version of me was curious!</p> <p><br /> I tricked the fudge out of my husband with these. Brownies are his absolute FAVORITE &amp; if I told him they were vegan beforehand, he would have turned up his nose like a woman at a British tea party. He fucking <strong>DEVOURED </strong>them. He asked what I put in them to make them so rich &amp; fudgy… &amp; then I broke the news to him that they were vegan. He legit smiled, cocked his head at me &amp; winked thinking I was trying to fool him. Joke’s on him. <em>He still thinks I was teasing </em>;)</p> <p><br /> I got the recipe from<em> Laura Wright’s cookbook, The First Mess</em>! Her recipe calls for chopped nuts on top, <em>but </em>I just replaced that with vegan choc chunks. I’m a bit of <strong>chocoholic</strong>, what can I say?!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 8” x 8” pan</em></p> <p><em>Recipe Courtesy of:</em> <a href="http://thefirstmess.com/the-first-mess-cookbook/">http://thefirstmess.com/the-first-mess-cookbook/</a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>¾ cup smooth nut or seed butter (I use almond butter because it tastes the most neutral to me)</p> <p>¼ cup + 2 Tbsp pure maple syrup</p> <p>¾ cup unsweetened applesauce</p> <p>1 ½ tsp pure vanilla extract</p> <p>½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder</p> <p>3 Tbsp coconut flour</p> <p>¾ tsp baking soda</p> <p>½ tsp fine sea salt</p> <p>½ cup vegan chocolate chunks OR chopped chocolate from a 70% dark dairy-free chocolate bar, divided</p> <p>3 Tbsp whole nuts or seeds, rough-chopped (<em>NOTE** I omitted &amp; did more vegan choc chunks instead…</em>)</p> <p><br /> <strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line an 8-inch square pan with a piece of parchment paper, leaving an overhang on two opposite sides. Set aside.</p> <p>2.    In a medium bowl, whisk together the nut/seed butter, maple syrup, applesauce, &amp; vanilla.</p> <p>3.    In a different bowl whisk the cocoa powder, coconut flour, baking soda &amp; sea salt.</p> <p>4.    Add the dry mixture to the wet mixture &amp; whisk until all the dry lumps are gone.</p> <p>5.    In a double boiler, melt half of the chocolate chunks (<em>set other half aside</em>). Vigorously stir the melted chocolate into the brownie batter until fully incorporated.</p> <p>6.    Scrape the brownie batter into the prepared baking pan. Smooth the batter out evenly with a spatula, pushing it into the edges &amp; corners of the pan.</p> <p>7.     Scatter the reserved chocolate chunks over the top of the smooth batter (<em>or nuts if you went that route</em>). Slide the pan into the oven, &amp; bake the brownies until the top is slightly firm &amp; appears dry &amp; lightly cracked, about 28 to 32 minutes.</p> <p>8.    Cool the brownies completely in the pan &amp; set on a wire rack. Cover the brownies &amp; place them in the refrigerator for at least 1 hour. You’re going to want to do this step to ensure a nicely cut clean brownie.</p> <p>9.    Orrrrrr don’t wait &amp; just take a fork to it like I did :)</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1655563b-c3b9-4d07-b47b-98bc3922407e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="59aaae01-6901-418f-adc7-cba052df9440" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="eaa11876-c497-43d4-ab90-77234c8a1705" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="58dc612e-90f3-4cf1-8bee-6fa606e8181e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ede731a0-c142-42b0-b198-47c0ae34b754" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ab6e157a-b7a8-48d4-b9a9-49fb11d2ba90" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="2e58eece-b7e2-466f-b1ab-197fc304e988" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f9f08e0b-7bc7-4327-8058-8ffefa0014a1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ef2e504a-1505-4938-98bb-0e2463385269" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Vegan Brownie" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="14dabed2-39d9-45ed-ace8-5b7bf9b7be6e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Vegan%20Brownie%2024.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sweet Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/brownies" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Brownies</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/vegan" 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field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=182&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="gIczXyAcaNCr2hkff6uxY7aX7s3QC_J5yA-Jwm9JrJ0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 06 Jun 2018 17:22:06 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 182 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com #truthbomb about MOVING |with a toddler| https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/05/truthbomb-about-moving-toddler <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--181--full.html.twig * node--181.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="181" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/05/truthbomb-about-moving-toddler" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="#truthbomb about MOVING |with a toddler|" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:15" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-05/Truthbomb-1.jpg?itok=KEgQijyX" width="1200" height="800" alt="moving with a toddler" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/05/truthbomb-about-moving-toddler" data-a2a-title="#truthbomb about MOVING |with a toddler|"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><strong><em>It all started with a public breakdown.</em></strong> We are talking <em>FULL ON</em>, both hands in my face sobbing! Before I set the scene for THAT pretty little episode; you got to know the events that led up to this very public &amp; manic incident. You’re most likely going to laugh when you find out what the straw was that broke the camel’s back. Thinking about it after some serious hibernation under my blankets with a box of tissue… I can see the humor in it. But first, let’s backtrack!</p> <p> </p> <p>Deciding to move to a brand new state! Yayyyy for new adventure!! Oh, it’s been an adventure all right.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number one?</strong> Coming from a VERY tight-knit family… &amp; having to tell them that you’re moving, &amp; not just one town away. I won’t elaborate on this. I’m assuming if you’re from a close family you can understand my pain. I love love L-O-V-E my family very much &amp; it was possibly one of the hardest decisions I’ve ever had to make. It was as hard on them as it was on me. BTW, thank God for facetime &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number two?</strong> Trying to explain to your three year old that he won’t see his two cousins, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, etc unless there was a plane ride involved. Basically there was some serious bribery made up of hot chocolate &amp; jumping in puddles. You gotta do what you gotta do man. Mommin’ can be cutthroat sometimes.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number three?</strong> It’s official, we’re moving! That means getting our house in good enough shape to put on the market. We didn’t have THAT much stress here, thank heavens. It was the perfect calm before the shit storm. Our house was on the market 1.5 days before it S O L D. We now have 30 days to pack up life as we know it &amp; GTFO.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number four?</strong> We have a 30 day escrow but can’t move sooner than we had planned, which means we are going to be “homeless” for one week before the actual move up to the PNW. We weren’t homeless at all; my lovely in-laws let us stay with them. More on that transitional time later.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number five?</strong> Purging. Purging takes on a whole new meaning when you’re deciding to move your junk drawer across states. I threw my hands up with A LOT of our stuff with a “fuuuck it” attitude. I didn’t want to take anything we didn’t absolutely need. Moving states is EXPENSIVE as F &lt;&lt; That’s a whole factor alllllll by itself.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number six? </strong>Packing up our toddlers room in front of his eyes :( It wasn’t JUST packing up our son's room. It was packing all the things he had known since the day we brought him home from the hospital. Not only that, I decided to throw a curve ball into the situation to make things REALLY fun. His room was still a nursery &amp; we decided that it if we were moving, that it’d be a good time to transition him into a big boy room! It probably wasn’t my smartest move. Albeit he NEVER spent a night in his nursery, it was just his playroom. Go ahead, judge me on co-sleeping. One by one we sold his crib, dresser, bookshelf etc…. &amp; I think he was starting to get worried. Caleb then started picking up all of his toys, blankets, clothes etc, &amp; asking if I was selling them. HEARTBREAKING. My heart had sunk to my feet. I know that I’ve bought all new stuff for his new big boy room, but he’s three, he just won’t understand until he sees it.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number seven?</strong> Moving truck or POD??!! Let me describe our situation so you can fully see where I’m coming from. The only certainties we knew were:<br /> 1) we ARE definitely moving to Seattle<br /> 2) my husband’s job was solid (phew)<br /> 3) we didn’t have a home we were moving into right away<br /> 4) my aunt was letting us stay at her (furnished) beautiful unoccupied home in Snoqualmie, WA<br /> 5) we wanted time to look into neighborhoods &amp; school districts once we were settled<br /> 6) we had unrealistic expectation we’d find a home with a snap of our fingers!<br /> And that is how we came to the agreement on going with a POD, because they were able to store it until we found a home! We only packed “necessities”, which if you’re a woman; you understand is 1/3 of your home hahaha!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number eight?</strong> Packing. I’m assuming everyone can relate to how stressful the reality of packing is. Selling, packing, &amp; buying a home make it on the very TOP of my stress list.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number nine? </strong>The last few days before having to be out of our home… were THE worst (with a toddler). By this time our whole life as we knew it was packed neatly into a POD &amp; it was time to transition to my in-laws house for that one week before we made the big move. Late into the night we were deep cleaning, patching holes in walls, painting baseboards &amp; magic erasing crayon marks off our walls. We cleaned until nearly 2am for three straight nights, with NO furniture in our home, WITH a three year old. Caleb was a trooper until he just couldn’t take it anymore. He was crying, he was tired, &amp; he was telling me he “just wanted to go to sleep”. All I could tell him was that we were almost done cleaning &amp; then we’d go back to my in-laws to sleep! He didn’t understand, but he’d calmed down. I continued cleaning &amp; noticed he wasn’t behind me anymore. I went to search for him in each room, until I found him, balled up &amp; sleeping on the floor where our bed USED to lie. So many emotions :(:( So many thoughts ran through my head. <em>Were we doing the right thing? Will Caleb be ok? Will he hate us later for this move? What are we doing?! Am I a terrible fucking mom??????</em> The image of his tiny little self just sleeping there is <em>very </em>much burned into my brain.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number ten?</strong> Transition week! Staying at my in-laws for that one week was brutal. Caleb kept crying &amp; repeating that he wanted to go home (when on any other day he LOVED my in-laws house… but his schedule was THROWN, bad). I tried explaining that there was nothing left in our home &amp; that a nice new family had bought it! I tried reassuring him that after a weird week, we’d be starting our new life in WA &amp; establishing a new home! That was one rough ass week, guys. I felt like the world’s worst mom. I felt like I didn’t know if it was the right decision anymore, even though I could feel in my bones that WA is where we should be!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number eleven? </strong>We made it to Seattle, now it’s house hunting time. I don’t have to tell you guys how stressful buying a home is in a desirable area, with a good public school system, with low crime &amp; safety… on a regular ol’ family’s income! I’m a stay at home mom. We make sacrifices so that I could raise Caleb in these crucial years before school starts. Once he goes to school I will definitely be going back to work. My husband is a damn saint &amp; works harder than anyone I know—he is truly something special. Aaaaanyways! Just like living in SD, we realized we will probably end up about 35-40 minutes out of Seattle proper, which was completely fine. Side note about SAHM mom life vs working mom life. Both are fucking hard… but I literally give MAJOR kudos to all the working moms who have 9-5 jobs &amp; then come straight home to clock in for mom life &amp; allllll the duties that accompany it! MAJOR, major kudos… women are tough as shit. You go Momma!!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number twelve?</strong> Pre-approvals, lender ring around the rosie, &amp; trying to figure out what we can comfortably afford. I would think that most everyone FEEEEELS me on this?! I’m assuming the general consensus would be that most people worry about money, but if you don’t, good for you! I don’t know about you guys… but this shit EATS. ME. UP. I like to basically worry myself silly until I have a manic episode in public ;) Luckily my hubby is as cool as a mother-fuckin’ cucumber. He keeps me grounded (most days).</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number thirteen? </strong>The fucking uncertainty of it all! <em>Where will we end up? Will there be a good public school close by? Is there a grocery store within a couple miles? Will Caleb adapt well? How will I make new friends? What if people don’t like us?!</em> I could go on with the “<em>what ifs</em>”. It’s just the uncertainty that can be a bit overwhelming at times. It’s finding new places to eat, new parks, new malls, new car service store, new bank, new license, new registration, new salon, new brow place etc. May seem petty… but shit adds up dating back to first having to break the news to your family that we were moving! My tipping point was just around the corner…</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number fourteen?</strong> Having to get on a plane in less than one month. I haven’t been on a plane in about a year &amp; a half. The last time I was on a plane I held up ALL the passengers boarding the plane (lined up on the bridge), stopped the plane on the tarmac, &amp; had flight attendants &amp; pilots surrounding me asking if I was staying on or getting off?! It was a fucking DISASTER… &amp; that’s a whole other story on its own. ANXIETY is real, &amp; it’s a REAL bitch. If you want more insight into my anxiety, you just let me know. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. I got some stories for you.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Stress number fifteen?</strong> Remember my latest post on the kale, white beam + fennel salad? If you read it, you will recall that while I was photographing this dish, Caleb got behind my wood backdrop &amp; it landed smack on my head/face &amp; gave me two goose-eggs. Well… bad news… I now have a very permanent &amp; visible bump on ONE side of my nose :( Let’s see what else we can add to my story.</p> <p> </p> <p><em>So it’s been a pretty rough week! </em>A lot of back &amp; forth with trying to buy &amp; bid on homes, along with all the shenanigans that go with that. Caleb got sick &amp; developed a high fever, which made me realize I haven’t even looked into a new pediatrician for him. Mom of the year :( I spent ALL of yesterday in bed cuddling a sick baby that now I’ve gone completely stir crazy. I’ve been so stressed for the past two months (since^^^^ all of the 15 reasons), that my hair is literally falling out left &amp; right. I made chocolate cookies last night, which most of you women know, is code for I had a lovely friend visit me ;) PMS is serrrrrrrious when two months’ worth of stress is accompanying “it”…which brings me to the very fateful day of the hands in face sobbing!</p> <p> </p> <p>You have to <strong>promise </strong>there will be NO judgment on why I cried after trying to explain the events leading up to today. PROMISE?! Ok, here goes. My new permanent bump on my nose from the backdrop falling on my face had added to my tipping point. I was feeling particularly ugly &amp; I badly needed to get my brows waxed. As most of you ladies know, we ALL have the same person we’ve been going to for years. It’s a very personal thing &amp; moving put a REAL cramp in my style. Well I just couldn’t take it anymore. After 3 weeks of being here &amp; procrastinating with crippling anxiety, I decided to just show up to the Brow Bar to get my brows done! I had never been, but have heard great things. I packed Caleb in the car &amp; we went! I was wearing sweatpants, no makeup, &amp; had a GIANT red Gatorade stain on my shirt from trying to keep my sick baby hydrated. PS his fever was gone today (I’m not THAT terrible of a mom). I’m not even going to get into how fucking real my gray hair is right now; not even going there, can’t even think about it. Anyways, so I show up &amp; ask to get my brows done… &amp; the lady does the, “ohhhhh do you have an appointment??”. I respond, “ OMG I’m sorry no I don’t”, &amp; she continues to tell me that she is all booked &amp; that it’s a good idea to make an appointment, especially with a **she points to my toddler standing beside me**. At that exact moment, ALL the stress hit me like a ton of fucking bricks. I had an episode just like Caleb, where I absolutely couldn’t take ANYMORE. I felt SO incompetent &amp; small. It got to me &amp; I started to cry (not hands in face yet). She obviously noticed &amp; asked me if I could make it in to see her tomorrow. She was so lovely &amp; trying to be helpful… but unfortunately, I couldn’t utter one word with how upset I was.</p> <p> </p> <p>The store sat on a huge hill. As I walk out of the store with tears streaming down my face… I see a woman walking quickly up the hill. This mom had a child strapped to her back WHILE pushing a double-wide stroller with two more children UP the hill. <em>It seems so dumb, but I’m sure you moms can relate</em>… <strong>you start comparing yourself</strong>. I felt like I’d been mom &amp; woman failing for the last two months. I took one look at her &amp; cupped my hands to my face, &amp; sobbed. I cried all the way across 3 crosswalks &amp; two stop signs. Yup, in front of cars, &amp; I didn’t give a shit. I spent the next 3 hours in bed having a pity party. I want to make you aware that I don’t have my shit together a lot of the time. I cry. I compare myself. I degrade myself. I think I’m not good enough. But you know what?? I know I’m not alone. I want to burst the social media reality of your life having to be perfect all the time. There are good days &amp; bad days for us all. If it’s a good one, I’ll tell you. If it’s a bad one, I’m here writing to you about it. I want to hear your guys’ stories as well &lt;3 THE GOOD, THE BAD, &amp; THE UGLY.</p> <p> </p> <p>…<em>If you’re wondering how the move has been on Caleb</em>… he fucking<strong> L-O-V-E-S</strong> it. He is handling it like a damn CHAMP!! He won’t stop telling me how much he loves Seattle, hiking, &amp; all the water/boats! To answer my own question: I didn’t fail him. This is where we were meant to be :) Yes, he is loving his hot chocolate! We’ve yet to run into puddles since the weather has been so damn nice—but I know there’ll be plenty of time for that!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>PS </em>From the bottom of my freaking heart, THANK YOU to everyone who took the time to reach out to me yesterday. I am beyond tickled &amp; blown away by the amount of love &amp; support I continue to receive. All I can say is that I am one DAMN LUCKY woman to have you guys &lt;3<br />  </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/lets-get-real" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Let&#039;s Get Real</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/personal-blog" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Personal Blog</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/moving" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Moving</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2018/05/truthbomb-about-moving-toddler#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-192" about="/index.php/comment/192" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Mariza (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Wed, 05/23/2018 - 23:39</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T06:39:53+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Being a mom is hard, I know I can so relate to your post. Trying to succeed and balance being a great mom, being good at my job, wife, daughter, and so many other expectations We add to ourselves... it’s nice to hear we are all just trying to do our best but sometimes a good cry is necessary! ??</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=192&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="WUIeT0NxAjQBBdvWWNpwQkyiLJzgUcHkva5WLzVH6QM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-199" about="/index.php/comment/199" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290625"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:23</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:23:45+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/192#comment-192" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Being a mom is hard, I know…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Mariza (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>It is incredibly HARD! But I know that we all worry &amp; are our own worst critics. We got THIS :)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=199&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="EInb7uiJ_m0eOQ0ufNSFwClurAneFNgl0Cm1GvofO6s"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-193" about="/index.php/comment/193" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Brandi (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 00:00</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T07:00:16+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You're a rockstar! You may question your momma skills but with being your neighbor the last few years and witnessing what an amazing little man you have raised there is nothing to question! Thank you for all the truth it is nice to see reality and not just the happy times! We miss you guys! I think your move might if been hardest of all on Brighton haha? she asks about Caleb daily and asks if we can drive to visit you guys! Hope everything is starting to calm down and you can start to really enjoy your new home! PS I could really use some of those chocolate cookies right about now!??</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=193&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="vFFEYqK7Sd5IpVkr_-UNEvYZgzZqj38uw4l2Eq-yA4Y"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-200" about="/index.php/comment/200" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290788"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:26</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:26:28+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/193#comment-193" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">You&#039;re a rockstar! You may…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Brandi (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Ahhhh Brandi that is is incredibly sweet! Thank you SO SO much for saying. It is quite easy to question ourselves &amp; doubt. A lot of the time it does get the better of me... but I'm working on it. Awwwwww Brighton &lt;3 Caleb thinks every blonde girl here is Brighton :( then it gets awkward hahaha. Well when you guys DO come this way, she knows who to call ;) PS I'm going to post those cookies soon--sooooooo easy &amp; good oh man!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=200&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="xYDlpB1S8Q_C1116pRJf4hUGujkny8cJj06Qmgv5j18"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-194" about="/index.php/comment/194" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Michelle (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 04:29</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T11:29:37+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Hope you’re having a better week. I feel ya on the mom business. I’m still getting used to all this and some days I just want to cry because I have no idea what I am doing. On a different note; I have tons of friends up there that can show you around! All the places you are hoping to find and people you need to get settled (ie—waxing and hair for starters<br /> So you can feel human again). Just let me know. My two best friends are up there, and they are always willing to help someone new out....especially if you need a girls night. Granted they will be older than you, but they are wonderful company. Xoxoxox</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=194&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="2bEdTveQ_gchFB-zNVz1qzYR216MHF39IoT82rTo2Rc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-195" about="/index.php/comment/195" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jen (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 07:40</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T14:40:21+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You rock Mama!!! Anyone would have lost it after that list of stressors. It could have been a doctor appt as easily as eyebrows. The last straw is the last, situation be damned. You are stronger than you know, keep up the great work ❤️</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=195&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ZMwNV1KGNABeDa9gr0UfGicPQDwGjDZDTOP_beFVtlM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-201" about="/index.php/comment/201" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290930"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:28</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:28:50+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/195#comment-195" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">You rock Mama!!! Anyone…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jen (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>It could have been a doctors appt--that actually makes me feel 10x better! I got out of bed today so I think I'm recovering from the eyebrow incident haha! &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=201&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="z17kw3kdN1ilCZ3093IeoUKPbhZkfUOIbZ4kIRw5TpE"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-196" about="/index.php/comment/196" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Your TEAM (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 09:07</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T16:07:48+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Team!!! Girlllll I lose my shit and break down crying just because Aunt Flow came to freaking visit!! If I had half the stresses you did on top of that I probably would've freaked the fcuk out too!! Haha. </p> <p>Truth is you're a super freakin trooper!! You're a great mom and this will probably be the most difficult part of your whole move -- the transition and all the stresses and anxieties that come with it. But I KNOW after the dust settles, you will build a beautiful life in the PNW for you, Sam and Caleb. Because that's what you do. And it will be amazing. And you will be SO happy you did it. Caleb will adjust and you'll all make friends cause that cute face and personality of his will attract everyone!! And then people will start to get to know you and Sam and be like daaamnn these people are cool as hell! And all your stresses and anxieties (okay maybe not ALL -- but you know what I mean) will melt away. Just give it time, a few cocktails, and like 10 batches of those effing cookies. You'll be new again. ;) </p> <p>Don't you EVER compare yourself to other moms or anyone else!! You are one of the strongest people I know! You have a lot to be proud of--I mean who the hell else do I know that can cut hair, do makeup really well, bake and cook like nobody's business, have amazing styling in your outfits, home and in your photography!! And your blog! It's real, funny, and raw. And everything else you freaking do?! I mean seriously...STFU. You're the shit!! When you start to forget that or start to doubt yourself, remember all that. </p> <p>Your blog makes me laugh and I'm sure that it strikes a chord with actual moms who go through the same anxieties, stresses, and insecurities. So be proud!! And try to regroup.... with all the ice cream, cookies and vodka your heart and tummy can contain. I LOVE YOU!!! I'm probably gonna go make chocolate cookies now (thanks for making me crave shit). &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=196&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="gDAy6jr-QD1pL9PoWmhO3j249LH0Upx_zC-8URTJjCg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-202" about="/index.php/comment/202" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527291276"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:34</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:34:36+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/196#comment-196" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Team!!! Girlllll I lose my…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Your TEAM (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>TEEEEEEAM!! Seriously, you made me cry!!! I would have never dreamed those words up about me... but you did. I need to recognize myself for exactly THAT. It's easy to see my faults, but dangit, I've got great ones too. I just need to learn a little self-love. Not only did I eat 9 cookies in under a 12 hour span--I drank &amp; I ate nearly 2 gallons of mint chip hahaha. Sometimes you just gotta give in, especially when Aunt Flow comes. Which btw I freaking died laughing when I read that hahaha. I can just hear you saying it!! Why do women get stuck with this crap?! ;) I literally can't thank you ENOUGH for those words. I will NEVER forget them, &amp; when I'm feeling shitty again, I'll reread it. Love you team &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=202&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="6mbFiTjz-sZVyhL53s_W-WsKpQtw-IYAdRjMrnHhPE4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-197" about="/index.php/comment/197" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Ralph (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 11:12</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T18:12:24+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You got this girl just keep yo head up and keep chugging. Miss you guys!!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=197&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="aS8R07538PefB-4MtRQjiik80JEh-7qLK42wj31bPxU"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-203" about="/index.php/comment/203" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527291309"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:35</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:35:09+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/197#comment-197" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">You got this girl just keep…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Ralph (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Awww thanks Ralph :) Definitely chugging along! Trying anyways haha!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=203&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="BOQoOPvuvN2Gz_ZeF_Pl7HmO5HHRZ3IIspNJOWzaPGc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-198" about="/index.php/comment/198" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527290489"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Michael Banag (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 05/24/2018 - 15:33</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-24T22:33:09+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>That was well written. You are doing an amazing job mama.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=198&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="rjDkhx-U6N3d9M9xMHzoL9dtTr6ooQ9CnwNNsLMJ3SI"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-204" about="/index.php/comment/204" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1527291337"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 05/25/2018 - 16:35</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-25T23:35:37+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/198#comment-198" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">That was well written. You…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Michael Banag (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>:) Thank you so much, Michael!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=204&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="SQ2ifHdydlyhKk-WqTnFrMah2CxlAjha29adY3Ujnkw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-207" about="/index.php/comment/207" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1528132081"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 05/28/2018 - 01:11</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-28T08:11:22+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Another beautifully-written piece. I hear you, I feel you. When I find myself in that corner, I try to count my blessings. It (usually!) helps. And don’t forget how much you’re loved by so many. Things will get easier and better. I promise. xo</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=207&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="q33AIcLsnipTfLumUlXHFSfCu0pyGRXVTrOeI1TsP2I"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-209" about="/index.php/comment/209" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1528132180"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 06/04/2018 - 10:09</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-04T17:09:40+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/207#comment-207" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Another beautifully-written…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Thank you Moggie!! I have many many blessings to count, I absolutely need to remember this! I am insanely lucky for the support system I have!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=209&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="GZOg6A0mEKrUQUvRE3xMHldzTxRwmc37P-92HvAFA-I"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=181&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="YOdrOSIe4aDiIBeTePOfVRw1_M_VKRZn0VLJclz6Ufs"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Thu, 24 May 2018 04:11:29 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 181 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Kale, White Bean + Fennel Salad w/ Lemon Garlic Dressing | GF + V https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/05/kale-white-bean-fennel-salad-w-lemon-garlic-dressing-gf-v <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--180--full.html.twig * node--180.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="180" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/05/kale-white-bean-fennel-salad-w-lemon-garlic-dressing-gf-v" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Kale, White Bean + Fennel Salad w/ Lemon Garlic Dressing | GF + V" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-05/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%2013.jpg?itok=tWpCtHOT" width="1200" height="800" alt="Kale White Bean Fennel Salad" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/05/kale-white-bean-fennel-salad-w-lemon-garlic-dressing-gf-v" data-a2a-title="Kale, White Bean + Fennel Salad w/ Lemon Garlic Dressing | GF + V"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>After being pretty quiet on the blogging front due to moving states, I’M BACK IN ACTION!! As we aren’t settled in completely yet, I was trying to think of something fast &amp; easy I could whip up for dinner! Aaaaaand that is how I came up with this salad; perfect for a weeknight meal. I paired it with a flaky baked halibut &amp; it was phenomenally complementary!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>My husband said, &amp; I quote,</strong> “<em>Maaan! Wow, such good flavor! It’s very bright, crisp &amp; cool. It’s a good recipe </em><em>with</em><em> summer coming up</em>”! Ö YES, I SHIT YOU NOT. My mouth about dropped open! I told him he must be reading someone’s blog too much ;) ;) He basically summed up this recipe for me so my job is done!! ^^^ Listen to my sweet hubby! This salad is even more bomb the next day after the flavors have all night to infuse. To answer your question, no, the kale does not get wilted &amp; weird. That's one of the reasons I love this salad!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>Now let’s get down to some nitty gritty behind the scenes <strong>REALITY </strong>for a second, because let’s be honest, we all want the damn truth.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>1. <strong>Let me set the scene</strong>. I have real wood backdrops that I made/use for my food photography. I lay one on the floor &amp; another one up against the backside, usually propped up with whatever chair is closest. They are HEAVY ass boards. I am crouched down on my knees taking photos of this dish while my toddler is frolicking about behind the backside of the board—problem number ONE! Problem number two? He is my child, which means<strong> he is as clumsy as a newborn Bambi</strong>. As I’m clicking away, BAAAAAM, I am practically <strong>KO’d</strong> by the propped up board. I see my son slowly walk out from behind the board looking wide-eyed &amp; as guilty as the cat that ate the canary! It hurt soooo bad that my immediate reaction was to yell at my son to get out of the room because I kind of feared for his life. Joking! …well, joking for the most part ;)</p> <p>2. Because ^^^… I have an ENORMOUS goose egg on the middle top of my forehead &amp; a nose that looks like I was just in a boxing match, where I lost, HARDCORE!</p> <p>3. My computer literally crapped out mid-writing this post, &amp; I had to rewrite it. I know I know, save your work as you go. Well you know what? <em>Sometimes I just don’t</em>.</p> <p>4. Beans make you fart &amp; that’s just going to happen. Don’t fight it 8)</p> <p>5. I’m hoping my next post goes more smoothly. If not, I SURRENDER. You’ll just find me balled up &amp; sobbing on the floor of the kitchen pantry, NBD.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p>Serves: 3</p> <p>Prep Time: You tell me...</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  LEMON + GARLIC DRESSING  |</p> <p>¼ cup EV olive oil</p> <p>½ lemon, juiced</p> <p>1 tsp dijon mustard</p> <p>1 clove garlic, peeled</p> <p>1 large sprig rosemary, destemmed</p> <p>2 sprigs parsley, destemmed</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp fresh cracked black pepper</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SALAD  |</p> <p>2-3 (large) leaves curly kale, de-stemmed &amp; thinly sliced</p> <p>1 bulb fennel, cored, thinly sliced</p> <p>1 13.4oz can cannellini beans, drained &amp; rinsed</p> <p>½ lemon, juiced</p> <p>drizzle EV olive oil</p> <p>pinch salt</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  LEMON + GARLIC DRESSING  |</p> <p>1.    Add all dressing ingredients to a food processor &amp; blend until completely smooth! Taste &amp; adjust seasoning (but it’ll probably be good since I’m an over-salter)! Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SALAD  |</p> <p>1.    Drain &amp; rinse cannellini beans. Set aside.</p> <p>2.    Wash &amp; de-stem kale; slice thinly. Place sliced kale in a large bowl &amp; drizzle a bit of olive oil over the top &amp; sprinkle with a pinch of salt. With your hands, “massage” (rub) the leaves of kale to remove the bitterness. Don’t pass this step up, it makes a huge difference! It also helps to soften the tough leaves.</p> <p>3.    In the bowl with kale, squeeze the juice of ½ of the lemon over the top &amp; add your beans &amp; sliced fennel.</p> <p>4.    Pour the lemon &amp; garlic dressing over the salad &amp; give it a good toss!! BAM—delish dinner!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3c37c277-929f-4708-95f6-431c25a5bfd6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7cb355eb-adf8-4b89-bb98-2fceb9038fbc" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7b75a332-4697-48c9-9f52-f4e3f9a06996" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ccd1c43e-1615-4ff0-a826-fd1f81e261de" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8453f017-4522-4b68-a013-5d0259644c88" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1e2448c2-b389-4225-ace2-c17967c413c2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a8cf709b-f188-4a7d-a295-a197fe554807" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Kale White Bean Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c492f650-7229-4470-aaf1-62e0ff2249b8" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Kale%20White%20Bean%20Salad%2015_1.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * 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BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=180&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="bGq1jY3qrZXyNot8i3Cz2qdILLutL_LYhhs_IAbLdnw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Tue, 15 May 2018 23:32:26 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 180 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Green Drink 3 Ways https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/green-drink-3-ways <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--179--full.html.twig * node--179.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="179" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/04/green-drink-3-ways" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Green Drink 3 Ways" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:2" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * 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'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/green-drink-3-ways" data-a2a-title="Green Drink 3 Ways"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I present <strong>THREE </strong>green drink recipes to get you started on your green drink journey!! Please read <em><strong>everything </strong></em>below to pick which recipe best suits you. They are all yummy, but basically range from easiest &amp; most pleasurable, to healthy AF &amp; still delicious! They all start out with the same base, &amp; each recipe brings in a new addition of ingredients &amp; benefits. My son has been drinking the “grown ass adult” green drink since he was 6 months old—<em>NBD</em>, <strong>he’s a damn champ</strong>!! So man up &amp; let’s get started.</p> <p><br /> Green drinks are extremely hard to get right. My “handful of spinach” is probably a lot less than yours. Your lemon could be way more tart than mine. My pineapple could be much sweeter. Your fresh ginger might be more pungent. You get the point—this is an excellent base to follow &amp; is a guideline to get you started! I took photos of the ingredients so you can visually see my “handful of spinach”, ½” ginger etc. I hope this helps! <em>Read about the three variations below!</em></p> <p> </p> <p>1)    | <strong>Baby </strong>| Green Drink: An excellent intro to the healthy world! Start <em>here </em>if you’re skeptical &amp; work your way up! This drink is a <strong>LITERAL </strong>treat! Sweet, creamy &amp; delicious. Excellent for babies… even you big babies out there ;)</p> <p>2)    | <strong>Kid </strong>| Green Drink:  A good in between; not overpowering of any certain flavor. It comes out the purest green color. I actually find it less sweet than the grown ass adult green drink, but it could have been a result of my fruit not being 100% ripe! <em>This is exactly what I was talking about in the paragraphs up top!</em> ^^^</p> <p>3)    | <strong>Grown Ass Adult</strong> | Green Drink: ALL the health shit in one drink! <em>Congratulations on being a savage green drinker</em> ;) My #1 favorite drink!! A lot of ingredients, but so worth it for the benefits! The taste is <strong>HONESTLY </strong>enjoyable! I know, you’re probably picturing it tasting super nasty. IT ISN’T *scouts honor*</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p>|<strong>  NOTES + TIPS </strong> |</p> <p>•    I find frozen pineapple to be sweeter than mango</p> <p>•    Feel free to experiment &amp; swap out apples for green grapes, oranges with kiwi etc. Use your imagination!!</p> <p>•    Add more liquid to achieve your desired consistency</p> <p>•    To add NATURAL sweetness, try adding: dates, honey, oranges etc.</p> <p>•    Not liking one of the green drinks could mean your fruit wasn’t as juicy sweet, or the kale was extra bitter that day. Don’t be discouraged… try, try, &amp; try again until you get it just right :)</p> <p>•    If using these recipes for baby pouches, add half the amount of liquid &amp; add more to get your desired consistency for your baby!</p> <hr /> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>|  <strong>BABY GREEN DRINK </strong> | ****<em>If using these recipes for baby pouches, add <strong>half </strong>the amount of liquid &amp; add more to get your desired consistency for your baby!</em></p> <p>2 handfuls Spinach (<em>NOTE** Safe to introduce to babies 6-8 months old</em>)</p> <p>1 Banana</p> <p>1 cup Pineapple (<em>I use frozen for convenience</em>)</p> <p>½ Cucumber</p> <p>1 Tbsp Ground flax seed, because everyone could use more pooping power (<em>NOTE** Safe to introduce to babies 7-8 months old</em>)</p> <p>½ Tbsp Chia Seed</p> <p>10-12 oz Non-dairy (<strong>or not</strong>) milk (<em>NOTE**I use almond milk</em>)</p> <p><strong>BLEND ERRYTHANG.</strong></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9345cc06-1e0f-47eb-9dfc-67439ac7f3b3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="746674fa-eb25-4bff-a391-622232349d2f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ef6d403b-c5c8-4083-b747-f1c9b4f597b1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%203.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p>|  <strong>KID GREEN DRINK</strong>  |</p> <p>3-4 stems Kale, de-stemmed</p> <p>1 Banana</p> <p>1 cup Pineapple <strong>OR </strong>Mango (<em>I use frozen for convenience</em>)</p> <p>½ Cucumber</p> <p>½ Apple</p> <p>1 Carrot</p> <p>½” Fresh Ginger, peeled **<em>optional, but can help with tummy troubles</em></p> <p>1 (heaping) Tbsp Ground flax seed</p> <p>1 (heaping) Tbsp Chia seed</p> <p>18 oz Filtered water OR coconut water (<em>can use more liquid to achieve desired consistency</em>)</p> <p><strong>BLEND ERRYTHANG.</strong></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="47106762-7149-47a4-a793-fa52c5ad5945" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%204.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ I'm telling you... I think this batch was less sweet than the grown ass adult green drink because the mango wasn't as ripe as the pineapple!!</p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="50f32ade-002e-496d-9556-0fc3e9bf9c7a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f80048f5-4abe-49f1-993b-40ededeaf83c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%206.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p>|  <strong>GROWN ASS ADULT GREEN DRINK </strong> | <em>Yes, it’s a lot of ingredients, stop whining ;) It makes enough for many, many freezable baby squeeze pouches or mason jars full!</em></p> <p>4-5 stems Kale, de-stemmed</p> <p>2 stems Romaine lettuce <strong>OR </strong>handful Spinach</p> <p>1 Banana</p> <p>1 cup Pineapple OR Mango (<em>I use frozen for convenience</em>)</p> <p>1 Orange, peeled with <em>NO </em>yucky white rind left behind</p> <p>½ Apple</p> <p>1/3 Cucumber</p> <p>1-2 Carrot (<em>1 if you have a honker &amp; 2 if they’re puny</em>)</p> <p>½” Fresh Ginger, peeled</p> <p>½ lemon, peeled with NO yucky white rind left behind</p> <p>1 (heaping) Tbsp Ground flax seed</p> <p>1 (heaping) Tbsp Chia seed</p> <p>16-18 oz Alkaline water, coconut water, <strong>OR </strong>green tea (<em>can use more liquid to achieve desired consistency</em>)</p> <p><strong>BLEND ERRYTHANG.</strong></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9f69ea3d-a44f-47cc-96aa-9c333b565a26" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ec20a191-bf87-486e-a48d-9359d52e071e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4e25291c-f543-48f9-945c-1964784214aa" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%209.jpg" /></p> <hr /> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><em>Bottom: Baby</em></p> <p><em>Middle: Kid</em></p> <p><em>Top: Grown Ass Adult</em></p> <p><img alt="Green Drink" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="b2b8d16d-4f2c-4190-90ad-8b5e3f9fa258" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Green%20Drink%2010-1.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div 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Can’t wait to try them.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=107&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="pc58SuPlL1cyFmEt5f6veN6PvB2IkTk_FO1GhL2Yo3Y"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-110" about="/index.php/comment/110" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1524252336"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 04/20/2018 - 12:25</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-20T19:25:36+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/107#comment-107" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Thank you!!! Can’t wait to…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Jen (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You're very welcome!! I hope they are as big a hit as they are in my home!! :)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=110&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ia-G-Qw1xjWsOggBOj9ii53je9LE4NwQXgbUc-RRrqg"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=179&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="E-aELUgNrv44tHVGOLERv7XUsGLhTEzr6UFQJASIXyQ"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Thu, 19 Apr 2018 02:35:30 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 179 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Iced Matcha Latte with Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/iced-matcha-latte-honey-vanilla-bean-syrup <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--178--full.html.twig * node--178.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="178" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/04/iced-matcha-latte-honey-vanilla-bean-syrup" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Iced Matcha Latte with Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-04/Matcha%20Latte%2021.jpg?itok=5mle3YlH" width="1200" height="800" alt="Iced Matcha Latte with Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/iced-matcha-latte-honey-vanilla-bean-syrup" data-a2a-title="Iced Matcha Latte with Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Looking for a natural caffeine high <em>without </em>the crash?! This matcha latte is your new best friend. I’ll get into the benefits below, but first, let’s delve into the amazing flavor of this little latte.</p> <p> </p> <p>It’s rich &amp; deep in matcha flavor, creamy, &amp; just a tad sweet thanks to the homemade honey vanilla bean syrup! You can drink matcha in a latte form OR ceremonial style, which is just a couple ounces of hot water mixed with matcha powder. <em><strong>NOTE</strong></em><strong>**</strong> the benefits are much higher when drank ceremonial style, but this latte is still amazingly beneficial!<strong> Let’s get into that.</strong></p> <p> </p> <p>I am indeed about to preach your ass off about all of the health benefits of Matcha tea &amp; why you should be drinking it! <em>Buckle up buttercup.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>Matcha is considered one of the best superfoods you can consume! Don’t get me wrong, I <em>LOVE </em>my coffee, but matcha is so much better to your body! Coffee starts with a boom &amp; ends with a bang. By that, I mean coffee causes a spike in insulin &amp; glucose levels, which can leave you feeling jittery, nervous, &amp; shitty. <em>No pun intended</em>—we all KNOW the effect coffee has ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>Matcha has a more <em>gentle </em>caffeine high &amp; its effects last <em>longer </em>than a cup of coffee. No tummy aches, no jitters, &amp; <strong>NO </strong>crashes!</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>|  Just SOME of the benefits of Matcha  |</strong></p> <p>1.    137 times MORE antioxidants than green tea</p> <p>2.    High in L-Theanine which helps fight stress &amp; anxiety</p> <p>3.    Rich in chlorophyll which detoxifies your body from harmful toxins</p> <p>4.    High in catechins which break down fat cells &amp; boost your metabolism</p> <p>5.    Fiber content stabilizes blood sugar levels</p> <p>6.    Fights cancer thanks to its high antioxidant &amp; catechin levels</p> <p>7.    Improves skin health &amp; is anti-aging</p> <p>8.    Lowers LDL (bad) cholesterol, naturally</p> <p>9.    Boosts brain performance, alertness, &amp; improves focus</p> <p>10.  Supports cardiovascular health</p> <p> </p> <p><em>Try kickstarting your day with a</em> <strong>NATURAL BUZZ!</strong></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 10 oz glass</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  HONEY VANILLA BEAN SYRUP  |</p> <p>½ cup water</p> <p>½ cup raw unfiltered honey</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla bean paste</p> <p> </p> <p>|  MATCHA LATTE  |</p> <p>Glass cup filled with ice</p> <p>1 ½ tsp matcha green tea powder (I use Aiya ceremonial matcha)</p> <p>1 oz very warm water, NOT BOILING</p> <p>1 cup organic almond or coconut milk (I use New Barn Almond Milk)</p> <p>1 tbsp honey vanilla bean syrup, or more to taste (I like a lot, but I’m <em>super </em>glutinous)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  HONEY VANILLA BEAN SYRUP  |</p> <p>1.    Combine water &amp; raw honey in a small saucepan. Bring to a boil &amp; stir to dissolve the honey into the water for 30 seconds. Remove from heat.</p> <p>2.    Stir in the vanilla bean paste &amp; allow to cool completely before using.</p> <p>3.    <em>Store extra syrup in the fridge for up to 3 weeks!!</em></p> <p> </p> <p>|  MATCHA LATTE  |</p> <p>1.    With a bamboo matcha tea whisk, whisk warm water &amp; matcha powder together until there are NO clumps. This forms a thin paste that will easily dissolve into your drink. NOTE** You don’t want to use boiling water because this will turn your tea bitter as F! Ick.</p> <p>2.    Fill a glass with ice. Pour in the almond milk (or coconut), matcha tea paste, &amp; honey vanilla bean syrup.</p> <p>3.    Stir to combine the ingredients &amp; enjoy the <strong>NATURAL<em> </em></strong><em>buzz &amp; benefits</em> &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8d532718-48cc-47f6-886e-1a976a23723b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ Ingredients for the homemade Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup</p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bd2afa0e-66d1-479b-9613-7e1fb35acc0e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%205.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ uhmmmmmm <strong>YES PLEASE</strong>. Just <em>look </em>at those vanilla bean specks &lt;3 &lt;3</p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dde85a77-a609-44a5-a642-35dddf362d4d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%203.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ the brand of Matcha I use</p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a6e4359c-39ee-46aa-bd4f-4e5588960f18" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%204.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ the brand of Almond Milk I use</p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="4665558e-4990-4598-aa92-32d0134f07dd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="dd547455-bd03-4321-a0db-2e987f001a57" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5a77d727-cc67-423d-a3f6-cb61fec6a6ed" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2010_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="10031c5a-968b-4afb-9ad4-7c8530396415" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="df780a9e-ff4d-420e-b075-a7c7288badea" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="446d8f9b-22c7-46fa-b96d-427a5d11c69c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9f971167-fd8f-47c8-9de0-65cb44846c7e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="cad65c2c-f657-458a-a873-2857239885be" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="ae103fb7-ad76-42b4-bd7b-f7084bba15b0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c622f154-214f-4d81-a2de-7e1b9e9d0b87" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2026.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Matcha Latte" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a8788f15-813c-4c04-92dc-af74b58c4128" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Matcha%20Latte%2029.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sweet Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/savory-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Savory Shit</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/iced-matcha-latte" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Iced Matcha Latte</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/matcha" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Matcha</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/matcha-latte" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Matcha Latte</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/almond-milk" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Almond Milk</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/honey" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Honey</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/vanilla-bean" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Vanilla Bean</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/honey-vanilla-bean-syrup" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Honey Vanilla Bean Syrup</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=178&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="NHO4GklHPcJUHTbM-97MZR4L2FGGfiOWOOhOZXjYN5g"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Tue, 10 Apr 2018 23:11:10 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 178 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Losing a Loved One https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/losing-loved-one <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--177--full.html.twig * node--177.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 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OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/04/losing-loved-one" data-a2a-title="Losing a Loved One"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>It all started with the picture above.</p> <p> </p> <p>What could this orange tree possibly have to do with my dad?? Read on.</p> <p> </p> <p>I hadn’t planned on writing about my dad’s passing, yet here I sit. So many things are rushing to my head that I almost feel it’s too overwhelming to organize my thoughts. Here I go…</p> <p> </p> <p>Losing a loved one.</p> <p> </p> <p>I often get asked how I’m dealing? If it gets easier? If time really heals? Besides my own dad, I have experienced quite a bit of loss in my life. I will get down to all the nitty-gritty questions, but let’s backtrack.</p> <p> </p> <p>It will be four long years this June that my dad isn’t with us anymore. I know our family is among the MANY that have lost a loved one to cancer; my dad was taken by Pancreatic Cancer. Unfortunately, we come from three straight generations who have lost to this particular battle. The odds aren’t in our favor. Am I scared for my own life? My brother &amp; sister? My son? YOU BET. Every fucking day. It’s MORE than a struggle. Will my own stress over this manifest itself into a harsh reality?! I know my mind is the most powerful thing, &amp; if I’m being honest, it rules me a lot of the time.</p> <p> </p> <p>I’ve heard many people say that losing a loved one unexpectedly is harder than losing someone to say, cancer. I don’t deny that at all. Who am I to say what’s harder?? It’s ALL fudging hard. It’s THE hardest thing to go through, period. I can’t explain watching someone you love wither away before your eyes… watching the twinkle in their eyes fade… watching them no longer in control of their own body… &amp; hearing the last breathe they take. Yea, shit got real.</p> <p> </p> <p>I’m not going to sugar coat this because I know that I’m not alone. I know that people are struggling, just as I am. I want you to know it WILL be ok. YOU WILL, be ok. It’s ok to let loose &amp; ugly cry sometimes. You do it, because it helps.</p> <p> </p> <p>I remember that night so vividly up until my dad grew his wings. I remember just crumbling to my knees, YELLING NO, NO!  I was angry. I was beyond angry, &amp; I was six months pregnant. The ugly crying didn’t stop. I recall up until about an hour after the news &amp; having to say goodbye to his body, &amp; then the night turned into a blur. Actually, the next few months up until my son was born were all a blur. The ugly crying didn’t stop for a while guys. To be frank, they still make their appearance, but much less frequent. Hang in there, I promise this will turn happier soon ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>I had a pretty damn happy childhood. I loved my family, friends, &amp; where I grew up. Driving to our house was the best, especially on a warm summer’s night! The last mile &amp; a half drive to our house was FILLED with blossoming orange trees on both sides of the road. The warm air would hit my face just as hard as that GORGEOUSLY strong smell of orange blossoms. That is my favorite smell to this day, hands down.</p> <p> </p> <p>Fast forward. I was 14 when we moved to our house on the other side of town. The house remains my dad’s, to this day. He had planted orange trees among other citrus trees on both sides of our house. In my early 20s, my brother &amp; sister were in college &amp; had already moved out of the house. My dad &amp; I shared some great memories during this time. The orange trees were still very small at this point, but were indeed fruit bearing! My dad &amp; I would stand together by the trees, peeling our oranges with juice dripping down our fingers, enjoying the sweetness of the oranges! I would always feel super weird about peeling them &amp; throwing them on the ground, but my dad would reassure me it’d turn into compost.</p> <p> </p> <p>Fast forward again. I lost my dad when I was 25 years old.</p> <p> </p> <p>I’m currently 29 right now. In the past four years I have found it extremely difficult to go to his home, our home. I know my brother &amp; sister have so many wonderful memories with him, but a lot of mine include time spent together at that house. I haven’t even been to his home a handful of times in the past four years since he’s been gone. This is where the orange trees come into play again. My mom &amp; sister have been working tirelessly on making the house bright &amp; happy again so we can finally sell the house—let go. My mom had asked me to come see all the work they’d put into it, &amp; of course, I went.</p> <p> </p> <p>I went. I went &amp; I was overwhelmed. Don’t worry, it was a good overwhelmed :) I walked around back to the blossoming orange trees where my dad &amp; I once stood laughing &amp; enjoying our oranges together. I had an outer body experience, it’s like I was looking at those memories come to life. I stood there staring &amp; smiling. I looked at the trees that were once SO small &amp; barely fruit bearing. I looked at these beautiful trees today &amp; they had ROSE up!! They had grown SO tall &amp; filled in SO much in just four years! Their size &amp; beauty absolutely took my breath away. Those were his baaaaabies &lt;3 I ugly cried, but I was HAPPY. He had planted &amp; nurtured those trees into the stunning trees they are today. I couldn’t walk away from them. Those damn trees made me so so happy it’s ridiculous!</p> <p> </p> <p>Yes, I’m totally ugly crying right now.</p> <p> </p> <p>Though I remember it like it was yesterday, it wasn’t. It’s been almost four whole YEARS &amp; those orange trees are a symbol of time. It made me realize that though the struggle can sometimes feel so real &amp; like you haven’t made any progress… you realize you have actually come a long way! The ugly crying is less &amp; less. This doesn’t mean I don’t miss him; I think about him EVERY single day. What I’m trying to say for the people that are feeling hopeless… is that it WILL get better. I’m still grieving, but what I’m discovering is that I remember less of “the end” &amp; the awful images that are burned into my brain, those are gradually fading out. The sadness is slowly being replaced with the HAPPY memories of him. I’m finally starting to smile &amp; only remember the good times spent with my dad, like driving through the scent of orange blossoms to the place we called home, or when we stood under our orange trees when he was healthy &amp; happy! I do believe that time helps. Does it make it easier? No, a piece of your heart will always be missing. But instead of only ugly crying when you think about your loved one, there WILL come a day when you start smiling &amp; remembering them the way they’d want you to. I’m just now starting to understand that. In time, that frown WILL turn upside down :) Hang in there.</p> <p> </p> <p>I love you, dad. There isn’t a day that goes by I don’t wish you were here. But we will ALL be ok, I know you have our back &lt;3<br />  </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/lets-get-real" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Let&#039;s Get Real</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/personal-blog" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Personal Blog</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/losing-loved-one" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">losing a loved one</a></div> </div> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'links__node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * links--node.html.twig x links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <ul class="links inline list-inline"><li class="comment-add"><a href="/index.php/2018/04/losing-loved-one#comment-form" title="Share your thoughts and opinions." hreflang="en">Add new comment</a></li></ul> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Comments</h2> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-100" about="/index.php/comment/100" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1523152733"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tracey (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 04/06/2018 - 19:17</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-07T02:17:59+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Thank you for writing this darling!<br /> My Dad passed June 1999. My ugly crying is rare now but relive those last few days often. Living over here made it easier ( and sometimes harder). When he comes to me, he puts his hand on my right shoulder while standing behind me. About 12 years ago now, I got a tattoo of an eagle on that shoulder...the same one he had on his arm! He is always with me and that makes me smile!!<br /> I wish you all such a long and happy life !! God Bless you K! ❤️</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=100&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="OKuJvzWViMtDf3QSFFVn9OD3Hay6CR_ATONG1v-4IRw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-104" about="/index.php/comment/104" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1523152929"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 19:02</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-08T02:02:09+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/100#comment-100" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Thank you for writing this…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Tracey (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Awwww Tracey, that's SO beautiful about your dad! What an amazing tribute to him &lt;3 I'm sure it's helped you feel even MORE connected :) I love it. Thank you so much for taking the time to read my precious memories!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=104&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="Hi0vDbW9YLQBsq24HB9m3StO776yQ05F1sYedZo5310"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-102" about="/index.php/comment/102" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1523152740"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Vivian Soul (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Fri, 04/06/2018 - 19:47</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-07T02:47:38+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Your blog touched my heart. I too have beautiful memories of your dad. He and I would be the ones who sat in the front seat, because your mom, and Phil, my ex were always to tired to see a movie to the end. I still hear him, with his lovely voice, say “ how are you dear?” I miss him, but I know he is there to catch us when it’s our turn to cross over. With him on the other side we have no fear. He really has always loved us. I know he loved me, as I loved him. He is so very proud of you, we all are. Hugs ? and kisses ?.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=102&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="YzvALiq47DMZXcgvto74rQ_zwInVGHkhfQNrFyquLO0"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-105" about="/index.php/comment/105" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1523153019"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 19:03</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-08T02:03:39+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/102#comment-102" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">Your blog touched my heart…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Vivian Soul (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Thank you so much for the beautiful memories of him! You're SPOT ON, I can 100% hear him saying "how are you dear?" &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 Yes yes yes! Thanks Viv :) Love you!!!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=105&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="ppj_YZblhyLltgcZyL4yIqyhBe4Bxv6BEhjhRUtuGmU"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-206" about="/index.php/comment/206" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1528131982"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 05/28/2018 - 00:54</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-05-28T07:54:53+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>So beautifully written. I swear I smelled orange blossoms while reading (and ugly crying). Ha! You are stronger than you think, little girl. You made your dad proud while he was with us, and you made him proud with this tremendous expression of your feelings. And you made me proud. Sending so much love your way.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=206&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="z075HrOYslXl6HmplOxOW-qCxEslkY4dVYc6Xr-0eCM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-208" about="/index.php/comment/208" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1528132052"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 06/04/2018 - 10:07</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-06-04T17:07:32+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/206#comment-206" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">So beautifully written. I…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Moggie (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Awwww &lt;3 Thank you so much for the sweet words &amp; for reading my (long) post :) I hope I continue making him proud!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 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00:46:35 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 177 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com No Bake Chocolate Peanut Oat Bars https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/no-bake-chocolate-peanut-oat-bars <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--176--full.html.twig * node--176.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="176" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/03/no-bake-chocolate-peanut-oat-bars" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="No Bake Chocolate Peanut Oat Bars" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-03/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2014.jpg?itok=a0xguGIm" width="1200" height="800" alt="No Bake Chocolate Peanut Oat Bars" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/no-bake-chocolate-peanut-oat-bars" data-a2a-title="No Bake Chocolate Peanut Oat Bars"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>These bars are <em>SO </em>quick &amp; painless to make! They couldn’t be any easier to whip together. The hardest part is waiting to eat them while they chill in the fridge. They are a no bake bar &amp; only require some ingredients to be heated up on the stove. <strong>EASYYYY</strong>!!</p> <p><br /> <em>They have a delicious rich fudgy chocolate peanut butter center &amp; a chewy brown sugar oat crust/topping.</em> We are talking <strong>YUM-tastic</strong>!</p> <p><br /> They are so easy that I had my toddler helping me stir the ingredients on the stove! I thought to myself, “aww look how cute he is! I’m going to take a photo”!! While trying to capture his face as he stirred, I held my iPhone above the pot… BAD IDEA. I captured a <em>lovvvely</em><em> </em>picture as my phone fell into step #2: melted butter &amp; brown sugar. <em>Fuuuuuuuuuuck man</em>!!!</p> <p><br /> Luckily I was way overdue for a new phone anyway. Yes, I was forced to get a new phone that very same night. I am 100% shaking my head at myself guys!</p> <p> </p> <p>Even though this recipe will go down in history as the one that forced me into a new phone, I <strong>STILL </strong>love it, &amp; I’ll make it again.</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Let me know if you guys give this a try</strong>! Remember not to hold your phone like an idiot over a pot of melted butter like I did. <em>May the odds be ever in your favor</em> &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 8” x 8” pan</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipe courtesy of: </em><a href="http://sugarapron.com/2017/04/25/no-bake-chocolate-oatmeal-bars/">http://sugarapron.com/2017/04/25/no-bake-chocolate-oatmeal-bars/</a></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>1 cup unsalted butter</p> <p>½ cup brown sugar, packed</p> <p>1 teaspoon vanilla extract</p> <p>3 cups rolled oats</p> <p>1 cup semisweet OR dark chocolate chips (<em>I used a mix of both</em>)</p> <p>½ cup peanut butter</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Line an 8” square baking dish with foil &amp; set aside; overhang the edges of the foil to lift the bars easier from the baking dish!</p> <p>2.    Melt butter &amp; brown sugar in large saucepan over medium heat, until the butter has melted &amp; the sugar has dissolved. Stir in vanilla &amp; mix in the oats.</p> <p>3.    Cook over medium-low heat 3 to 4 minutes, or until ingredients are well blended.</p> <p>4.    Pour half of the oat mixture into the prepared baking dish. Spread out the mixture evenly, pressing down. Reserve the other half for the second layer.</p> <p>5.    To make the filling, melt the peanut butter &amp; chocolate chips together in a small microwave-safe bowl &amp; stir until its smooth.</p> <p>6.    Pour the chocolate mixture over the crust in the pan, reserving about ¼ cup for drizzling, &amp; spread what’s in the pan in an even layer.</p> <p>7.    Pour the remaining oat mixture over the chocolate layer, pressing in gently &amp; drizzle with the remaining chocolate mixture.</p> <p>8.    Refrigerate 2 to 3 hours or overnight. <strong>NOTE:</strong> <em>I find it easiest to cut the bars in nice clean lines if you cut them when they’re chilled. Either way—these bars rock!</em></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="eb0f9b43-be89-47ad-858b-bd81cecf606f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/DSC_0035-001-1.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bb96c078-7890-4cdc-9b36-983a37bd9416" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3167fdf3-04e5-4aa5-a2f8-c44f827e73cc" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1c9604c0-b829-44a3-b719-4cbee61b9557" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="9fd39760-f1e9-46ab-9221-160c4423b92b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="00e47856-77c9-4873-bfa7-e14fd9b34c1e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="96f4d7a5-a14f-42db-bf1d-db49eb467c5e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="436ee080-1938-49bd-bbf5-f2436b6ac8a3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="303bfd92-9872-45cf-98d1-4d2ee6eeffb7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7f68402f-2904-45a7-8652-71921bddcd0e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7deebe50-6122-4611-8c74-0369dd2ec67d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d7c4248d-312f-4290-8e58-497b5a2d6851" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d5b7f3b4-42c3-469f-9a41-6b4eafcc0cbe" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8599d647-825b-4921-a72d-edf8500dbf22" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5daf55cb-8420-4e18-96c7-4add22ca7332" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="898be6b2-7b86-465d-87fa-cfcab7953faa" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="No Bake Oat Bar" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="bc0ad791-9fd2-4159-8929-afba2d3e8df3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Choc%20Oat%20Bar%2017.jpg" /></p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Food</a></div> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/sweet-shit" property="schema:about" hreflang="en">Sweet 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links.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/links.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=176&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="EMQ5sUskCpEjMm9N9H5OEC-Bgyy89pbVjnwMIHZFcf4"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Thu, 29 Mar 2018 03:58:14 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 176 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Blackout Salad | GF https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/blackout-salad-gf <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--175--full.html.twig * node--175.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="175" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/03/blackout-salad-gf" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Blackout Salad | GF" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 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HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-03/Blackout%20Salad%2020.jpg?itok=8AELZQU1" width="1200" height="800" alt="Blackout Salad" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/blackout-salad-gf" data-a2a-title="Blackout Salad | GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p><em>This salad got its name when Escondido County encountered a city-wide blackout one year</em>. I had my best friend since Kindergarten over &amp; she requested this salad. This was <strong>before </strong>we knew we’d be eating a romantic candlelight dinner together ;)</p> <p><br /> I have been making this salad for at least eight years &amp; she was ALWAYS asking me for the recipe! She then proceeded to crack up because I told her that I NEVER write recipes down, so I couldn’t really give her a straight answer. Pretty ironic, isn't it?! Haha! Allison, <em>eight years later</em> &amp; here you are my friend &lt;3 THE RECIPE AT LAST!!!!</p> <p> </p> <p>Obviously when I made this dish yesterday, I had to have her over as my official taste tester. It tasted exactly like that one night we sat eating dinner through a blackout together! Nailed it.</p> <p> </p> <p>This salad might not look like anything special, but it has some serious fucking <em><strong>PIZAZZ</strong></em>!! It lacks <em>noooo</em><em> </em>flavor!  It’s fluffy, smoky, creamy, crunchy, nutty, toasty, bright &amp; the perfect balance between sweet &amp; sour! <strong>This salad is ultra-healthy</strong>; just look at those ingredients!!! Seriously, look at them. ACV, raw honey, edamame, kale, carrots, almonds, avocado etc!! I don’t think I need to turn this into a nutrition lesson because I assume we all know the amazing benefits of these ingredients.</p> <p> </p> <p>This salad makes an excellent meal prep! It’s even <em>BETTER </em>the next day after the flavors have had time to mingle a bit ;) I’d just add the avocado fresh daily if you plan on meal prepping it.</p> <p><br /> <strong>Go get your hands on some smoked fish &amp; try my blackout salad</strong>!! It’ll be the tastiest &amp; healthiest thing you’ll ever eat. <em>That’s a guarantee</em>!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 6</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  FLUFFY A$$ QUINOA  |</p> <p>1 cup quinoa, rinsed + set over a strainer for 15-20 minutes **just do it</p> <p>1 ½ cups water</p> <p>½ tbsp extra virgin olive oil</p> <p> </p> <p>|  LEMON + DIJON DRESSING  |</p> <p>Juice of one lemon</p> <p>¾ cup extra virgin olive oil</p> <p>¼ cup apple cider vinegar (the kind with the “<em>MOTHER</em>” in it... <strong>dun dun dun</strong>!)</p> <p>3 tbsp Dijon mustard</p> <p>1 tbsp RAW honey</p> <p>6 sprigs fresh parsley, destemmed</p> <p>1 clove garlic</p> <p>½ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp fresh black pepper</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic powder</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SALAD  |</p> <p>8 oz smoked salmon (or ANY smoked fish really), torn into small flakes</p> <p>1 cup deshelled edamame, steamed</p> <p>1 small bunch kale, finely sliced</p> <p>Mango, peeled &amp; diced</p> <p>2 carrots, shredded</p> <p>½ cup roasted, salted almonds, roughly chopped</p> <p>Avocado, diced (put in fresh daily if you’re meal prepping this)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  FLUFFY A$$ QUINOA  |<em> **take the time to make quinoa the right way (picture below to convince you) ;)</em></p> <p>1.    Rinse the damn quinoa… you don’t know where they’ve been!</p> <p>2.    Drain through a fine mesh strainer &amp; allow to drain &amp; dry for 15-20 minutes! NOTE: DON’T you dare skip this step. This helps to remove all the water; skipping this will lead to mush-tastic quinoa.</p> <p>3.    Once the quinoa has sat to dry, drizzle ½ tbsp extra virgin olive oil in a sauté pan &amp; toast quinoa until you can smell the nutty flavor &amp; it begins to turn golden (approx. 5-7 minutes).</p> <p>4.    Bring 1 ½ cups to a boil in a small saucepan. Once boiling, add your toasted quinoa &amp; cover with a lid at a slight tilt so that the steam can escape.</p> <p>5.    Reduce your heat to medium-low to achieve a strong simmer.</p> <p>6.    Cook for 13-15 minutes, or until all of the water is gone. Remove from the heat &amp; uncover.</p> <p>7.    Allow to rest for 10 minutes before fluffing with a fork.</p> <p>8.    Check out that beeeeautiful fluffy A$$ quinoa!!! Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  LEMON + DIJON DRESSING  |</p> <p>1.    Put all the dressing ingredients into a high powered blender &amp; blend on high until smooth &amp; creamy, approx. 3 minutes. Set aside.</p> <p> </p> <p>|  SALAD  |</p> <p>1.    Steam your shelled edamame (covered) for 1 minute. Place into large bowl. NOTE: I do this in the microwave. Feel free to do it however you please.</p> <p>2.    Wash, prep &amp; cut all remaining ingredients. Add to the bowl alongside the edamame.</p> <p>3.    Toss the salad with as much lemon dijon dressing as you like. I’m a bit of dressing whore so I used ALL of it hahaha!! Who’s with me?!?!</p> <p>4.    Taste &amp; add more kosher salt IF necessary.</p> <p>5.    ENJOY the hell out of this healthy salad!!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="83f2297b-3133-4f42-843a-ef881ed4dd02" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%201.jpg" /></p> <p>^^^ Check out how fluff-town that quinoa is!!!! Try this method, I'm telling you.</p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="021f9ff3-a3e9-487c-97c7-f463f982161e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2024.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="830dbcd7-613d-4ec0-94d6-e09f87407b8d" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%203.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6ad139b8-506b-4291-ad86-24e01494ebb2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1668ad5c-ab3f-4d88-986a-2d6789feaec4" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6436b65f-703d-4277-b938-f5894af98f83" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="36dd95a6-35de-4da6-a3ae-7186a9a0f3fe" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5f9f1767-94c0-419a-81f1-a553462fe72e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6feac11b-3d39-40f8-9305-c6a65dfac22a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0320bcb2-832c-4991-9fd3-e82bcaf9c615" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2015.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="28f04638-0988-4ee3-a2ff-b029ab59950e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2018.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="05b1e5dc-e185-4d8e-ad69-cb5d85d1b42e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c6ce72bb-994a-402d-b7ee-c15264828cc2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Blackout Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1fa70d1d-0a09-404b-9de9-e8f3b291a6e6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Blackout%20Salad%2023.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div 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--> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="0" id="comment-98" about="/index.php/comment/98" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1522978557"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/0"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Nicole (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Mon, 04/02/2018 - 18:12</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-03T01:12:04+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>You did it again! That salad was absolutely amazing.</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=98&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="swYO7dteDh18zWE4wAABwqRp2R2yJICyw-LNa40T76s"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-99" about="/index.php/comment/99" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1522978572"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Thu, 04/05/2018 - 18:36</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2018-04-06T01:36:12+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/98#comment-98" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">You did it again! That…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Nicole (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Nicole you're my biggest fan &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=99&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="tu6wLhZ-Ma8EjJoR_ZfinWjwqLpCtBg3_WasaLL7trc"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=175&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="lFMJZ4hwExFr22uehBEfbrtyFuBrM7mejZVGefIw7Yw"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Sat, 24 Mar 2018 04:45:22 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 175 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Banana Chocolate Chip Bread w/ brown sugar glaze https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/banana-chocolate-chip-bread-w-brown-sugar-glaze <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--174--full.html.twig * node--174.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="174" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/03/banana-chocolate-chip-bread-w-brown-sugar-glaze" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Banana Chocolate Chip Bread w/ brown sugar glaze" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-03/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2018.jpg?itok=Z1M-bY1Q" width="1200" height="800" alt="Banana Chocolate Chip Bread" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/banana-chocolate-chip-bread-w-brown-sugar-glaze" data-a2a-title="Banana Chocolate Chip Bread w/ brown sugar glaze"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>Do <em>you </em>find yourself in a brown banana predicament?!?! Use those nasty speckled soft bananas to make your whole house smell like a damn bakery!!</p> <p><br /> There are SO many banana bread recipes out there that it’s hard to make my case for this being the absolute “<em>best</em>” one. But if I’m being honest,<strong> it totally is</strong>! I don’t like to throw that term around loosely, but it’s just the real honest to goodness truth.</p> <p><br /> You can throw all the banana bread recipes away with nuts. WHO DOES THAT?!?! It’s like raisins in my oatmeal cookies—just NO. Always chocolate, never nuts ;) Ok, you’re welcome to do half chocolate &amp; half nuts if that’s what kind of voodoo shit you’re into it haha!!!</p> <p><br /> This banana bread is sooooooooo ridiculously <strong>MOIST &amp; chocolatey</strong>. <em>NO </em>weird mealy texture here! It took me a few tries to perfect the recipe but I did it *<em>flexes</em>*! Oh, &amp; let’s not forget that the entire loaf is enrobed in a brown sugar GLAZE!<strong> </strong><strong>Oh</strong><strong> MY damn</strong> &lt;3</p> <p><br /> <em>Let me know if you guys give this a try</em> :)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 9” x 5” loaf</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  BANANA CHOC. CHIP BREAD  |</p> <p>3 overripe bananas, mashed</p> <p>1 egg</p> <p>1 egg white</p> <p>1/3 cup vegetable oil</p> <p>1 cup light brown sugar, lightly packed</p> <p>2 teaspoons vanilla extract or vanilla paste</p> <p>1 cup brown rice flour</p> <p>½ cup white rice flour</p> <p>¼ cup + 1 tbsp tapioca starch</p> <p>1 teaspoon baking soda</p> <p>2 ½ teaspoons baking powder</p> <p>¼ teaspoon kosher salt</p> <p>¼ rounded teaspoon xanthan gum </p> <p>1 rounded teaspoon cinnamon</p> <p>½ cup mini chocolate chips (<strong>I do a HEAPING ½ cup. Aka ¾ cup hahaha</strong>)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  BROWN SUGAR GLAZE  |</p> <p>1 cup heavy cream</p> <p>½ cup light brown sugar</p> <p>1 tbsp corn syrup</p> <p>1 tsp vanilla extract or vanilla paste</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  BANANA CHOC. CHIP BREAD  |</p> <p>1.    Preheat your oven to 325F. Lightly oil &amp; cover with parchment the bottom &amp; sides of a standard 9” x 5” loaf pan.</p> <p>2.    Mash the bananas with ¼ cup of the brown sugar. Set aside.</p> <p>3.    In a medium bowl whisk the brown rice flour, white rice flour, tapioca starch, baking soda, baking powder, salt, xanthan gum, &amp; cinnamon. Set aside.</p> <p>4.    In a mixer fitted with a paddle attachment, cream the ¾ cup sugar, egg, &amp; egg white on medium-high until pale, creamy, &amp; somewhat thick—2 minutes.</p> <p>5.    In a slow steady stream, add the vegetable oil &amp; cream for another 2 minutes.</p> <p>6.    Slowly add dry (flour) mixture into the egg mixture. Mix for 1 ½ minutes on medium speed.</p> <p>7.    Add the banana &amp; sugar mixture into the batter &amp; mix for another 30 seconds.</p> <p>8.    Remove bowl from mixer &amp; fold in the chocolate chips by hand.</p> <p>9.    Pour the batter into the prepared loaf pan &amp; bake in the center of oven until the loaf is firm, a bit crusty, &amp; a wooden pick inserted into the center emerges clean. Approx 60-75 minutes. **<em><strong>NOTE</strong>: It is hard to over bake this bread because it is so moist. Make sure the toothpick comes out clean or else your bread will sink in the middle once you pull it out. TRUST me on that one!</em></p> <p>10.    Cool the loaf on a wire rack &amp; make your brown sugar glaze!</p> <p> </p> <p>|  BROWN SUGAR GLAZE  | <em>**optional, the bread is amazing all by itself!</em></p> <p>1.    In a sauce pan over medium-high heat, add the heavy cream, brown sugar, &amp; corn syrup.</p> <p>2.    Slowly bring to a boil, stirring until mixture reaches 212F. Remove from heat.</p> <p>3.    Add the vanilla &amp; stir.</p> <p>4.    Let the glaze cool until it thickens a bit for pouring over the bread.</p> <p>5.    Once cool, pour the glaze over the banana bread &amp; <strong>om nom NOM </strong>&lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="08c8ced6-ec70-4f35-959c-87f1933be7a1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%201.jpg" /></p> <p>When life gives you brown bananas--always make banana chocolate chip bread :)</p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a5ccfc14-03d6-455b-939b-5216480e1f04" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%204.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5848efbf-9ec8-48f1-aa5f-3e2e736ad787" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%205.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ straight out of the oven &amp; before the brown sugar glaze!! CRUSTY YUMMINESS OH MY &lt;3</p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="45798a67-9d91-4ec4-a296-21c527a930c1" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="835cfb1e-2085-402a-bbd5-204763f8778b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c8edb84e-6f67-43cf-b9c8-3161365317e0" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a52d968d-b21a-4bde-9565-ba5d253442da" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2014.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="05d00faf-1568-4dd9-8fae-d21a31795a3f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="646ed081-46d7-4c34-a3d7-b49a2d4d9363" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2022.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f469a91d-6de2-40cd-93e0-ee97fae9a85e" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7b14cfcb-3023-49a9-afae-aa12833a500a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="banana choc bread" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="39f6205d-2fae-4c93-9261-ab02258c6f0f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Banana%20Chocolate%20Chip%20Bread%2029.jpg" /></p> <p>Have I convinced you to make it yet?? :)</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 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'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-03/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2015.jpg?itok=NEP_d3zi" width="1200" height="800" alt="Buffalo Tempeh Tacos" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/buffalo-tempeh-tacos-vegan-gf" data-a2a-title="Buffalo Tempeh Tacos | Vegan + GF"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>If you’ve never had tempeh it can be a little intimidating. One look at it can make your eyes the size of golf balls. It basically looks like a block of nuts hahaha!! Don’t worry—it’s all about the flavor &amp; cooking process that makes this recipe DIVINE.</p> <p><br /> Tempeh is made from cooked &amp; slightly fermented soybeans; it is very high in protein &amp; calcium which make it a great meat substitute! It has a mild nutty flavor, but definitely needs to be jazzed up in my opinion ;) This is a FABULOUS first timer tempeh recipe. C’mon, who doesn’t like buffalo flavor?!?! Aaaaand it holds together very well, unlike tofu!</p> <p><br /> This is a pretty easy weeknight recipe &amp; it lacks NO flavor &lt;3</p> <p><br /> **<strong>NOTE</strong>** When I make this recipe for dinner, my toddler will obviously not eat spicy ass buffalo strips. Before tossing the strips in the buffalo sauce at the end, I put a few strips off to the side for him. I toss his in a mixture of ketchup &amp; vegan ranch—BOOM. Dinner for all :)</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 4</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>1, 8 oz package tempeh</p> <p>1/3 c soy milk (unsweetened, <em>or </em>any non-dairy milk)</p> <p>lettuce cups (iceberg, butter, romaine etc)</p> <p>red cabbage, thinly sliced</p> <p>vegan ranch (<em>or regular ranch if not doing vegan</em>)</p> <p> </p> <p>|  FLOUR MIXTURE  |</p> <p>½ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>1 tbsp Italian seasoning</p> <p>½ tsp salt</p> <p>¼ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>½ tsp thyme, dried</p> <p>½ tsp oregano, dried</p> <p>½ tsp garlic powder</p> <p>freshly ground pepper to taste</p> <p> </p> <p>|  BREADCRUMBS  |</p> <p>1 cup gluten-free panko crumbs</p> <p>2 Tbsp Italian seasoning</p> <p> </p> <p>|  BUFFALO SAUCE  | ****NOTE** When I make this recipe for dinner, my toddler will obviously not eat spicy ass buffalo strips. Before tossing the strips in the buffalo sauce at the end, I put a few strips off to the side for him. I toss his in a mixture of ketchup &amp; vegan ranch—BOOM. Dinner for all :)</p> <p>½ cup Frank's buffalo sauce (<strong>YES, it’s vegan! </strong>Their “natural butter flavor” contains <strong>NO </strong>actual dairy) &lt;3</p> <p>2 tbsp vegan butter, earth balance (or regular butter if not doing vegan)</p> <p>1 tbsp ketchup</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    In a medium saucepan bring 4 cups of water to boil over high heat. Remove tempeh from package. Slice into 8 long strips, &amp; then in half so you’re left with 16 small strips.</p> <p>2.    Once the water is boiling, lower heat to medium-high, add tempeh, &amp; boil for 15 minutes. Drain &amp; rinse with COLD water.</p> <p>3.    Set out 3 bowls. 1) Pour in soy milk. 2) Combine flour &amp; seasonings (flour mixture). 3) Add panko crumbs &amp; Italian seasoning.</p> <p>4.    Preheat oven to 400 degrees.</p> <p>5.    Place each strip in milk, then coat in flour mixture, &amp; then briefly re-dip into milk. Toss with panko crumbs, coating well. Set on a lightly oiled baking sheet. Repeat with remaining tempeh strips.</p> <p>6.    Once all are coated &amp; on baking sheet, lightly spray all strips with olive oil cooking spray. Place in oven &amp; bake for 10 minutes. Flip strips over &amp; bake for an additional 10 minutes.</p> <p>7.    While they are baking, place wing sauce ingredients in a medium-sized bowl. Cover with saran wrap &amp; heat in microwave on medium-high setting for a minute &amp; a half. Remove from heat &amp; whisk ingredients together until homogenous.</p> <p>8.    Wash &amp; cut your lettuce &amp; red cabbage; set aside.</p> <p>9.    When wings are finished baking, toss with sauce.</p> <p>10.    Assemble your buffalo tempeh tacos!! Take a lettuce cup, add thinly sliced red cabbage, place your buffalo strips on top, &amp; drizzle with vegan ranch (<em>or </em>regular)!</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="eae2bd6c-2db1-459e-a41d-4b631d9c2bb6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%201.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="11ff2542-65eb-437a-a589-d324b098bed5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%206.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="8747b9e6-c1bf-4f5e-8f7d-d6e01270d773" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%208.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="29423339-ef9e-48d6-b13a-f41686e119cd" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="005f0423-369e-40a3-9743-818a7240c437" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="37051c57-979f-4ab8-80e1-628ed7c31a01" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="cb87a621-4d45-46c7-ab9e-b8c2540217b6" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="664b2863-10c5-40a3-831f-43520a6db55b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2026.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="0000abd9-91e0-487c-9d27-089d4b7d0d17" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2028.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f5da14af-91d1-4f0a-be05-65389ada7a85" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2030.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Buffalo Tempeh" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="54fa2d14-67a8-4f4d-82a6-19bd9421d00f" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Buffalo%20Tempeh%20Tacos%2031.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" 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DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-01-12T17:19:09+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>These were delicious! I just made them as wings rather than tacos. I think pre-cooking the tempeh is crucial. It softens it and mellows the flavor. I used whole wheat flour and omitted the ketchup since I didn't have any, and they were awesome! Thanks for this recipe!</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=668&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="j4FlKIz3vngiHx_3F4j2UuC8uG8PT_npz8XKxM7a1mo"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <div class="indented"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'comment__comment__article' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * comment--comment--article.html.twig * comment--comment.html.twig x comment.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> <article data-comment-user-id="4" id="comment-669" about="/index.php/comment/669" typeof="schema:Comment" class="js-comment"> <!--<mark class="hidden" data-comment-timestamp="1584230007"></mark>--> <footer> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'user' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <article typeof="schema:Person" about="/user/4"> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/user.html.twig' --> <p> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_wrapper' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <span rel="schema:author">Submitted by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" about="/index.php/user/4" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Katrina Yoneda</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> on Sat, 03/14/2020 - 16:53</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-wrapper.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:dateCreated" content="2020-03-14T23:53:27+00:00" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> </p> <p class="visually-hidden">In reply to <a href="/index.php/comment/668#comment-668" class="permalink" rel="bookmark" hreflang="en">These were delicious! I just…</a> by <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'username' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> <span lang="" typeof="schema:Person" property="schema:name" datatype="">Guess Who&#039;s Cooking (not verified)</span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/user/templates/username.html.twig' --> </p> </footer> <div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--comment--comment-body--comment.html.twig * field--comment--comment-body.html.twig * field--comment--comment.html.twig * field--comment-body.html.twig * field--text-long.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-comment-body field--type-text-long field--label-hidden field--item"><p>YAY!!! I am so happy that you gave this recipe a try!! Making them as wings sounds like a fabulous idea! The lettuce was just a vessel to get the delicious buffalo-ness in anyways ;) &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderLinks" arguments="0=669&amp;1=default&amp;2=en&amp;3=" token="oPhODxg4eE43IfBZ0M0yg8JF4cA0MZLznMUkrDPiTrM"></drupal-render-placeholder> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/nailsfails/templates/comment.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'pager' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/pager.html.twig' --> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=173&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="LnQFo-wuKugdBAIZFHvVSTYysbQhIBJxX1jeIe00eI8"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 14 Mar 2018 02:54:56 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 173 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Peruvian Stuffed Avocado Shrimp Salad https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/peruvian-stuffed-avocado-shrimp-salad <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * node--172--full.html.twig * node--172.html.twig * node--article--full.html.twig * node--article.html.twig * node--full.html.twig x node.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> <article data-history-node-id="172" role="article" about="/index.php/2018/03/peruvian-stuffed-avocado-shrimp-salad" typeof="schema:Article" class="article is-promoted full clearfix"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:name" content="Peruvian Stuffed Avocado Shrimp Salad" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'rdf_metadata' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <span property="schema:interactionCount" content="UserComments:0" class="hidden"></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-03/Shrimp%20Avocado%206.jpg?itok=8MHmDa5C" width="1200" height="800" alt="Shrimp Salad" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/03/peruvian-stuffed-avocado-shrimp-salad" data-a2a-title="Peruvian Stuffed Avocado Shrimp Salad"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>My gal pal &amp; I went to a new Peruvian restaurant in town &amp; I’ve been <strong>inspired </strong>to cook outside of the box ever since ;) This recipe <em>happened </em>to pop up on my Pinterest (<strong>FATE</strong>)! This stuffed avocado shrimp salad is a popular Peruvian dish known as<em> Palta Rellena</em>! This recipe is most definitely a Pinterest nail &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p>Creamy avocado stuffed with a juicy shrimp salad &amp; topped with a zesty cilantro lime sauce. It’s super fresh, bright, tangy, creamy &amp; downright refreshing!</p> <p> </p> <p>This dish makes for a perfect healthy lunch or appetizer! It couldn’t be ANY easier or more delicious!</p> <p> </p> <p><em>I hope you can think outside of the box as well &amp; give this a try!</em> You won’t be let down.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 6 avocado halves</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p><em>Recipes courtesy </em><em>of:</em><em> <a href="http://www.chewoutloud.com/2015/05/04/stuffed-avocado-shrimp-salad-peruvian-palta-rellena/">http://www.chewoutloud.com/2015/05/04/stuffed-avocado-shrimp-salad-peruvian-palta-rellena/</a></em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>|  DRESSING  |</p> <p>6 tbsp mayo</p> <p>2 tbsp minced fresh cilantro</p> <p>¼ tsp kosher salt</p> <p>¼ tsp cayenne **can leave out of cooking for children</p> <p>|  SHRIMP SALAD  |</p> <p>1 ½ cups cooked shrimp, cut in half</p> <p>¼ cup grape tomatoes, halved</p> <p>¼ cup red onion, finely diced</p> <p>¼ cup freshly chopped cilantro</p> <p>¼ cup freshly squeezed lime juice</p> <p>¼ cup sliced black olives</p> <p>3 avocados, semi-soft</p> <p>kosher salt &amp; freshly ground black pepper, to taste</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>|  DRESSING  |</p> <p>1.    In a small container, mix the dressing ingredients well. Cover &amp; chill until ready to use.</p> <p>|  SHRIMP SALAD  |</p> <p>1.    If you bought cooked shrimp, do nothing &amp; proceed to step two! If you need to cook your shrimp, just sauté it up with some salt, pepper &amp; olive oil. I always opt to cook my own—I get weirded the F OUTTT buying cooked shrimp.</p> <p>2.    In a bowl, combine the cooked shrimp, tomatoes, red onion, cilantro, lime juice, olives, salt, &amp; pepper. If making ahead of time, cover &amp; keep chilled until ready to serve.</p> <p>3.    When ready to serve, slice avocados in half &amp; remove pits carefully. If desired, slice a bit off the bottom halves so that avocados can stand without tipping over. Fill each avocado half with shrimp salad. Drizzle with the dressing &amp; serve immediately!!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7d441483-53d8-41fe-8250-6985f0e825a7" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%207.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="cc13b1f8-2fa0-47b2-afeb-bcf13aa43118" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a7bfde55-22ef-43a7-adab-00d7575b1c26" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2011.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="7e9702e6-cb84-46be-ba77-aa8ed9dbef09" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2012.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d9f2ccc8-0451-4ae1-bbc7-14372700e668" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2013.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f84b8363-7e48-458f-a670-559007caeb73" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2016.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="71da27f1-781a-4456-8f8c-dee6550c3320" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2021.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d4c68cbd-a92a-4480-97ab-131afccb1fa2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="164c41ed-f029-45b5-b6d2-d299fd415139" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2025.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="3e660c0a-d185-4686-a140-b8d3ee3d7b8a" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2026.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="54f57ee5-b029-4036-94fa-6a02e7685012" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%202.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Shrimp Salad" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="320f9bcb-1ffc-4e54-849e-54ad4280041b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Shrimp%20Avocado%2032.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ because my toddler HAS to help &lt;3</p> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-tags--article.html.twig * field--node--field-tags.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-tags.html.twig * field--entity-reference.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-tags field--type-entity-reference field--label-above"> <div class="field--label">Tags</div> <div class="field__items"> <div class="field--item"><a href="/index.php/tagged/food" property="schema:about" 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THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--comment--article.html.twig * field--node--comment.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig x field--comment.html.twig * field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> <section rel="schema:comment"> <h2>Add new comment</h2> <drupal-render-placeholder callback="comment.lazy_builders:renderForm" arguments="0=node&amp;1=172&amp;2=comment&amp;3=comment" token="M2pywU0Iu9x22R95dVfV0f0vmCKdhAJDoKPQYRB4Q2M"></drupal-render-placeholder> </section> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/comment/templates/field--comment.html.twig' --> </div> </article> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/node/node.html.twig' --> Wed, 07 Mar 2018 01:02:46 +0000 Katrina Yoneda 172 at https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com Tuna Casserole https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/02/tuna-casserole <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'node' --> 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'core/modules/rdf/templates/rdf-metadata.html.twig' --> <div class="content"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--field-image--article.html.twig * field--node--field-image.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--field-image.html.twig * field--image.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div class="field field--name-field-image field--type-image field--label-hidden field--item"> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_formatter' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image_style' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'image' --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <img property="schema:image" src="/sites/default/files/styles/blog_image/public/2018-02/Tuna%20Casserole%2030.jpg?itok=YVFrcf_b" width="1200" height="800" alt="Tuna Casserole" typeof="foaf:Image" class="img-responsive" /> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/system/image.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-style.html.twig' --> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'core/modules/image/templates/image-formatter.html.twig' --> </div> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'addtoany_standard' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/02/tuna-casserole" data-a2a-title="Tuna Casserole"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>I’m not going to lie; <em>this was one of the hardest recipes for me to get on paper</em>. Why? Whenever I make this I’m usually skipping about the kitchen &amp; sprinkling a little bit of this, a little bit of that, &amp; A LOT of salt (we all know this by now). It is extremely difficult to keep track of what I actually put in it. I think I did a pretty damn good job though. It tastes allllmost exactly the same as when I don’t measure, *shrugs* almost! It’s still fudging DELISH.</p> <p><br /> My husband LOATHES, &amp; I means <strong>loathes</strong>, mushrooms. Guys… he eats this shit <em>UP</em>. He eats it for dinner, he heats more up for a second dinner, &amp; then he takes the leftovers to work the next day. My toddler also requests this dinner about six days a week; NO JOKE.</p> <p><br /> It freezes <strong>EXTREMELY </strong>well, which I can’t stress enough! I usually put about 3 lunch portions worth in glass containers &amp; stick them in the freezer for the days I want a quick &amp; somewhat “healthy” lunch. Hey, it’s better than eating out! Hence the 14” casserole dish—we like having extra of this in our home.<strong> That being said, it does make a shit ton, so feel free to cut this recipe in half.</strong></p> <p><br /> It’s hot, crunchy, melty, creamy… &amp; just f’ing tasty!</p> <p><br /> Let me know if you give it a try!! &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <hr /> <p><em>Serves: 14” deep casserole dish</em></p> <p><em>Prep Time: You tell me…</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>SHIT YOU’LL NEED:</strong></p> <p>16 oz package gluten-free noodles</p> <p>12 tablespoons butter, divided</p> <p>2 tbsp italian seasoning</p> <p>1 ½ tsp poultry seasoning</p> <p>½ tsp garlic powder</p> <p>1 ¼ tsp dried oregano</p> <p>1 ½ tsp garlic salt</p> <p>2 ½ tsp kosher salt (OR do it to taste if that seems like a lot—I LLLOVE salt)</p> <p>¼ - ½ tsp fresh pepper</p> <p>1 onion, diced</p> <p>6 clove of garlic, minced</p> <p>3 cups mushrooms, quartered &amp; sliced **I want to say optional... but just trust me ;)</p> <p>2 stalks of celery, diced</p> <p>1 carrot, grated</p> <p>1 cup green peas, frozen</p> <p>½ cup brown rice flour</p> <p>5 ½ cups milk</p> <p>3, 5-ounce cans of tuna, drained &amp; rinsed</p> <p>7/8 cup gluten-free breadcrumbs</p> <p>1 cup Cheddar cheese, shredded</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>HOW TO DO THE SHIT:</strong></p> <p>1.    Preheat oven to 375F. Butter a large casserole dish &amp; set aside.</p> <p>2.    Cook noodles until al dente, 8 to 10 minutes. Drain &amp; set aside.</p> <p>3.    In a small bowl measure your spices: Italian seasoning, poultry seasoning, garlic powder, dried oregano, garlic salt, kosher salt &amp; pepper. Set aside.</p> <p>4.    In a large sauté pan melt 2 tablespoons of butter. Add onion, garlic &amp; mushrooms. Add HALF of the spices &amp; cover with a lid for 3 minutes, to sweat the mushrooms. Cook for an additional 2 minutes without the lid; stir.</p> <p>5.    Add celery &amp; cook for 2 minutes longer. Remove from the heat &amp; place veggies in a heatproof bowl. Set aside.</p> <p>6.    Return the pan to the stove &amp; melt 4 tablespoons of butter. Whisk in brown rice flour &amp; let cook for a minute or so until golden &amp; to remove the flour taste.</p> <p>7.    In a steady stream, pour in the milk &amp; whisk, stirring until thick-ish (approx. 3-4 minutes). To the pan, stir in tuna, sautéed veggies, grated carrot &amp; peas. Stir in noodles &amp; other half of the spices! Mix WELL. Taste &amp; adjust the seasoning (salt &amp; pepper).</p> <p>8.    Transfer to prepared casserole dish.</p> <p>9.    Melt six tablespoons of butter in microwave; add breadcrumbs &amp; stir to combine.</p> <p>10.    Sprinkle breadcrumbs over casserole.</p> <p>11.    Bake about 30 minutes, or until golden &amp; bubbly.</p> <p>12.    Sprinkle shredded cheddar cheese &amp; turn on broil until just melted (keep an eye on it).</p> <p>13.    <strong>Serve HOT &amp; E N J O </strong><strong>Y !</strong></p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Tuna Cass" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="f9974459-6bc7-403e-b664-d0276b546f23" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Tuna%20Casserole%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Tuna Cass" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="737dfa44-d52f-4079-bdc5-42c0863a0c40" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Tuna%20Casserole%2010.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Tuna Cass" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="46f10a3c-ae71-45d3-abd4-cfee3bb94a47" 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SUGGESTIONS: * addtoany-standard--node--article.html.twig * addtoany-standard--node.html.twig x addtoany-standard.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <span class="a2a_kit a2a_kit_size_16 addtoany_list" data-a2a-url="https://www.nailsandfailsofacrudemom.com/index.php/2018/02/dresser-makeover" data-a2a-title="Dresser Makeover"><a class="a2a_button_facebook"></a><a class="a2a_button_twitter"></a><a class="a2a_button_pinterest"></a><a class="a2a_button_email"></a></span> <!-- END OUTPUT from 'modules/contrib/addtoany/templates/addtoany-standard.html.twig' --> <!-- THEME DEBUG --> <!-- THEME HOOK: 'field' --> <!-- FILE NAME SUGGESTIONS: * field--node--body--article.html.twig * field--node--body.html.twig * field--node--article.html.twig * field--body.html.twig * field--text-with-summary.html.twig x field.html.twig --> <!-- BEGIN OUTPUT from 'themes/bootstrap/templates/field/field.html.twig' --> <div property="schema:text" class="field field--name-body field--type-text-with-summary field--label-hidden field--item"><p>This little project may look like a NAIL, but it sure <em>felt </em>like a FAIL. I legit cussed at this dresser for weeks! I am glad it’s done &amp;<strong> I am 100% happy with the end result</strong>. The process, however, can kiss my ass ;)</p> <p> </p> <p>Let me tell you what I did &amp; what I’d do differently next time; <em>IF</em> there’s a next time!</p> <p> </p> <p>I’ve heard that chalk paint is “sooooo easy”. No stripping, no sanding, no priming etc. Sounds <strong>GREAT</strong>, right?! Thinking to myself I’d be able to finish it in one weekend—<em>SYYYKE</em>.</p> <p> </p> <p>Annie Sloan brand chalk paint seems to be the most popular among DIY’ers. My brother’s girlfriend has used it on a couple pieces of furniture &amp; hers turned out freaking GORGY!! She gave me all sorts of amazing tips! It takes 2 coats of chalk paint &amp; no more (according to Annie Sloan brand).</p> <p> </p> <p>I was impatient &amp; didn’t want to wait for the Annie Sloan brand chalk paint to arrive by mail; it was the weekend &amp; I wanted to get my project done! I used the next best thing—Valspar chalk paint. On their can, they do recommend light sanding (which Annie Sloan does not). I did what Valspar recommended.</p> <p> </p> <p>I got to sanding my $25 Goodwill find!!</p> <p> </p> <p>After sanding &amp; making sure my piece was nice &amp; clean, I applied my first coat of chalk paint!<br /> <em>1)    It HARDLY covered (&amp; I wasn’t being stingy).<br /> 2)    Yellow streaks started appearing on my dresser.<br /> 3)    I was now starting to shit my pants.</em></p> <p> </p> <p>I let it dry &amp; just crossed my fingers that the second coat would magically be better!! It wasn’t. Not only was the white not covering my dresser, the yellow streaks started getting worse. I quickly googled <strong><em>WTF YELLOW STREAKS ON PAINT</em></strong> *<em>lol</em>*. I was advised to let it dry completely, shellac it, &amp; then apply more chalk paint over it once dry. That worked like a MF’ing dream!! Hallelujah &amp; goodbye yellow streaks! When all was said &amp; done… it took me SEVEN mother f’ing coats of chalk paint, two cans of shellac, &amp; one can of sealing wax.</p> <p> </p> <p>I know diddly squat about redoing furniture or woodworking, but daaaaamn this project sucked :( I must say though, in the end, it came out absolutely STUNNING!!</p> <p> </p> <p>To sum it up <strong>here’s what I did to make this dresser a stunner</strong> :)<br /> <em>1)    Light sanded my $25 dresser<br /> 2)    Shellac’d &amp; applied white chalk paint (seven coats, NBD *</em><em>pffffft</em><em>*)<br /> 3)    Used a wax sealant<br /> 4)    Kept hardware &amp; just replaced knobs with new ones<br /> 5)    Applied bright wallpaper to the sides of the drawers for some added kickass-ness!! </em>Wallpaper from:<em> <a href="https://www.spoonflower.com/">https://www.spoonflower.com/</a><br /> 6)    Covered the ugly peach marble with marble contact paper—worked gorgeously!<br /> 7)    Added furniture legs to give height &amp; amazingness!!<br /> 8)    Cracked open the champagne because I was D O N E.</em></p> <p> </p> <p><em>What I’d try differently next time:<br /> 1)    No sanding<br /> 2)    Use Annie Sloan chalk paint, not Valspar.<br /> 3)    See what happens :)</em></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>Until next time!!</strong>  Try not to be <em>too </em>discouraged after reading this awesome post ;) Ok ok, it might have been worth the effort. It does get quite the compliments &lt;3</p> <p> </p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="47309555-7b8d-4fc6-917f-6a0211447fe2" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/DIY%20Dresser.jpg" /></p> <p> </p> <p><strong>BEFORE:</strong></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="1c68044c-f25e-48bf-a543-be9d43069c15" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%204_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="44c82847-6d05-4986-a0c7-a82a7f8182bb" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%205.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d7d39904-53d2-46f7-9c6e-70620aa13f70" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%208_0.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="42eb7b22-4654-4956-bc64-6c1317be1af3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%209.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="56e7d2ae-a3ab-4d21-91fd-50dba0ddd37c" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2046.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ Legs we added!! (queen anne style + bought off ebay for $7)</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="10f599f2-2452-4be7-966e-ec4d14c9d1f5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2014.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ What I will not be using again, unfortunately :(</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="a3aca9e7-72fa-45b3-a13c-b072de4c2146" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2010.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ 1 coat......</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="d4a2b2b8-3a4e-4ff8-860d-f93b88f701d3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2012.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ Yellow Streaks :( waah waaaahhhh</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5e524574-99b4-412d-81fe-6e0e154dd5e3" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2013.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ mellow yellow</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="2b1af476-21a2-449c-9f3e-137e91ee6d10" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2011.jpg" /></p> <p>^^ 5 coats (<em>&amp; it looks better than it did in person haha</em>)</p> <p> </p> <p><strong>AFTER:</strong> &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3</p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="82205696-ddfd-4d45-8607-df5a352b1fa5" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2017.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="221b09b7-3b1c-497f-b4a4-3a8ddaef860b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2019.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="c7804b6c-0554-4d45-baf2-26f0bfd9b968" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2020.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="5eb88a4f-eea8-4b69-8b61-43893f21741b" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2023.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="261a65e6-2dd2-4ccb-8701-1f0cd972f519" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2024.jpg" /></p> <p><img alt="Dresser" data-entity-type="file" data-entity-uuid="6012578b-29ec-429c-bc0b-102548f0df82" src="/sites/default/files/inline-images/Dresser%2029.jpg" /></p> <